Jump to content

eJaculator - Where VR meets physical needs

Haha this is stupid

*goes on amazon*

Are you new? Please read CoC  Before posting! PLEASE SELECT 'AUTOMATIC' FOR FONT COLOR FOR US DARK THEME USERS (Only for dark shades)If you can read this, it means you need to change to NIGHT THEME (bottom left above LMG logo) Please follow your threads and Quote people when replying to them. Mark your problem as solved if answered. Don't spam, nobody likes a spammer. DO NOT QUOTE IMAGES! BE NICE!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Link to post
Share on other sites

I'm very drunk

Desktop:ryzen 5 3600 | MSI b45m bazooka | EVGA 650w Icoolermaster masterbox nr400 |16 gb ddr4  corsiar lpx| Gigabyte Aorus GTX 1070ti |500GB SSD+2TB SSHD, 2tb seagate barracuda [OS/games/mass storage] | HpZR240w 1440p led logitech g502 proteus spectrum| Coolermaster quick fire pro cherry mx  brown |

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Link to post
Share on other sites

"Electro-Gonorrhea the noisy killer"

Higher frame rate over higher resolution.

CPU-i5 4690k -GPU-MSI 970 sli -Mobo-MSI g45 gaming -Memory-16gb crucial ballistix -PSU- EVGA 80+ gold g2 850w -Case- corsair 200r

Monitors- Acer XB240H, Asus ROG Swift, Dell P2815Q 2160p  -Keyboard- Corsair k70 RGB -Mouse- Corsair M65 -Mouse Pad- Glorious Extended Pad -Headphone- BeyerDynamic DT990 250ohm, Senheiser HD 518, Fiio E10k

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Link to post
Share on other sites

What is it that this device can do that you can't do on your own?

You can now multi task more efficiently, have you ever tried to play CSGO with one hand? It is quite difficult.

 

Spoiler

4790k @ 4.5Ghz 1.180v NZXT Kraken X31 | MSI Z97 Krait | Kingston Hyper X Fury 32GB 1866Mhz, 2 DIMMs white and 2 black | GTX 980 Ti - G1 Gaming | GTX 680 - Reference | SilverStone ST75F-P | Phanteks Enthoo Pro

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Link to post
Share on other sites

Technology...

 

Whatever happened to the old fashion way?

|  The United Empire of Earth Wants You | The Stormborn (ongoing build; 90% done)  |  Skyrim Mods Recommendations  LTT Blue Forum Theme! | Learning Russian! Blog |
|"They got a war on drugs so the police can bother me.”Tupac Shakur  | "Half of writing history is hiding the truth"Captain Malcolm Reynolds | "Museums are racist."Michelle Obama | "Slap a word like "racist" or "nazi" on it and you'll have an army at your back."MSM Logic | "A new command I give you: love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another"Jesus Christ | "I love the Union and the Constitution, but I would rather leave the Union with the Constitution than remain in the Union without it."Jefferson Davis |

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Link to post
Share on other sites

Has nobody else noticed that guy's shirt in the video?

Yes! Boner cat ;) Seems like their mascot or something.

 

Haha this is stupid

*goes on amazon*

Haha, nice!

 

I'm very drunk this was an amusing read thank you

It was fun in the middle of the day when I found it, so I can only imagine that it's even funnier when you are drunk :P
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Link to post
Share on other sites

can walk around the house while masturbating to VR HANDS FREE

 

 

This is why you're a weirdo. LOL. :D

CPU: Intel i5-4590 | Motherboard: Asus H97M-E | GPU: Sapphire Nitro R9 390 | RAM: 2x4Gb Kingston HyperX Fury Black | SSD: Sandisk Plus 240Gb HDD: Seagate 250Gb  | PSU: Seasonic G650 80+ Gold | Case: NZXT S340

I am who I am.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Link to post
Share on other sites

Technology...

 

Whatever happened to the old fashion way?

Here's why

28hkbau.jpg

Intel Xeon E5 1650 v3 @ 3.5GHz 6C:12T / CM212 Evo / Asus X99 Deluxe / 16GB (4x4GB) DDR4 3000 Trident-Z / Samsung 850 Pro 256GB / Intel 335 240GB / WD Red 2 & 3TB / Antec 850w / RTX 2070 / Win10 Pro x64

HP Envy X360 15: Intel Core i5 8250U @ 1.6GHz 4C:8T / 8GB DDR4 / Intel UHD620 + Nvidia GeForce MX150 4GB / Intel 120GB SSD / Win10 Pro x64

 

HP Envy x360 BP series Intel 8th gen

AMD ThreadRipper 2!

5820K & 6800K 3-way SLI mobo support list

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Link to post
Share on other sites

Here's why

28hkbau.jpg

 

Then someone has a problem.

|  The United Empire of Earth Wants You | The Stormborn (ongoing build; 90% done)  |  Skyrim Mods Recommendations  LTT Blue Forum Theme! | Learning Russian! Blog |
|"They got a war on drugs so the police can bother me.”Tupac Shakur  | "Half of writing history is hiding the truth"Captain Malcolm Reynolds | "Museums are racist."Michelle Obama | "Slap a word like "racist" or "nazi" on it and you'll have an army at your back."MSM Logic | "A new command I give you: love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another"Jesus Christ | "I love the Union and the Constitution, but I would rather leave the Union with the Constitution than remain in the Union without it."Jefferson Davis |

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Link to post
Share on other sites

I guess they applied this:

Haha I made the same association....

Anyone want to see Luke review this?` B)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Link to post
Share on other sites

Haha I made the same association....

Anyone want to see Luke review this?` B)

 

No, HELL no.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Link to post
Share on other sites

No, HELL no.

Well you don't need to see him perform the testing. I was mainly talking about just a review haha.
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Link to post
Share on other sites

I'm not sure what this adds to the experience over non-VR porn and your preferred hand? Of course if there was an optional pair of bluetooth hands that could choke you during, maybe I'd consider (Joking mostly).

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Link to post
Share on other sites

I'm not sure what this adds to the experience over non-VR porn and your preferred hand? Of course if there was an optional pair of bluetooth hands that could choke you during, maybe I'd consider (Joking mostly).

That's like asking what VR adds to gaming, or what a real partner would add to sex over masturbating.

It probably adds a lot to the experience.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Link to post
Share on other sites

That's like asking what VR adds to gaming, or what a real partner would add to sex over masturbating.

It probably adds a lot to the experience.

 

I've never tried VR gaming so I don't how much it adds over a good monitor. But this device just beats your meat while showing you porn, it's a whole world away from sex with a partner. When it goes on sale it may get great reviews, and I may have to change my stance on it, but right now I'm kinda meh about it.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Link to post
Share on other sites

My opinion on this and masturbation:

 

I think it is stupid, and people should focus on their real lives instead of masturbation at home and perfecting that.

Thats why I am still (with difficulty) trying to quit.

n0ah1897, on 05 Mar 2014 - 2:08 PM, said:  "Computers are like girls. It's whats in the inside that matters.  I don't know about you, but I like my girls like I like my cases. Just as beautiful on the inside as the outside."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Link to post
Share on other sites

My opinion on this and masturbation:

 

I think it is stupid, and people should focus on their real lives instead of masturbation at home and perfecting that.

Thats why I am still (with difficulty) trying to quit.

Why would you try and quit? We are biologically wired to want to fuck and masturbate. It doesn't have any drawbacks but quite a few benefits (such as being fun, enjoyable, potentially lowering the risk of some cancer types, making you better in bed, reliefs stress and so on).

The only risk is that you do it so much it takes time away from other things, but even then I would only recommend you reduce the number of times a week you do it, not quit entirely.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Link to post
Share on other sites

Haha lol wow

| Ryzen 7 7800X3D | AM5 B650 Aorus Elite AX | G.Skill Trident Z5 Neo RGB DDR5 32GB 6000MHz C30 | Sapphire PULSE Radeon RX 7900 XTX | Samsung 990 PRO 1TB with heatsink | Arctic Liquid Freezer II 360 | Seasonic Focus GX-850 | Lian Li Lanccool III | Mousepad: Skypad 3.0 XL / Zowie GTF-X | Mouse: Zowie S1-C | Keyboard: Ducky One 3 TKL (Cherry MX-Speed-Silver)Beyerdynamic MMX 300 (2nd Gen) | Acer XV272U | OS: Windows 11 |

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Link to post
Share on other sites

Why would you try and quit? We are biologically wired to want to fuck and masturbate. It doesn't have any drawbacks but quite a few benefits (such as being fun, enjoyable, potentially lowering the risk of some cancer types, making you better in bed, reliefs stress and so on).

The only risk is that you do it so much it takes time away from other things, but even then I would only recommend you reduce the number of times a week you do it, not quit entirely.

Many reasons.

Here, from a quick look at the front page of r/nofap

 

What is the ideal ejaculation frequency? A forum member recently asked his urologist this very question. The doctor said that, in the absence of the "irritation of frequent masturbation," a man's wet dream interval would be a good guide. He advised his patient to wait until he had two wet dreams, without disrupting the cycle by climax. The resulting interval was suggested as a good guide for the sake of reproductive health, whatever one's age.

The doctor explained that glands are not muscles, and do not need exercise. Glands secrete fluids all on their own (e.g., wet dreams), and manual intervention is simply not needed. Therefore, if a man cares to take a time-out, he can rest assured that his body will meet his ejaculation needs without his intervention. The forum member added: Since I have not had a wet dream for a decade or more (always masturbated) I asked the doctor, "What if I don't have a wet dream?" His reply was, "Well then, you no longer need to ejaculate.

As we investigated, we discovered research showing that too much ejaculation can cause lingering physiological changes. When men engaged in a "ten-day depletion experience," ejaculating an average of 2.4 times per day, their sperm output remained below pre-depletion levels for more than five months. It's quite possible that there are other effects occurring in the brain, which haven't been uncovered yet. The research hasn't been done.

Thoese interested in the whole article: http://yourbrainonporn.com/ejaculation-how-often-for-good-health

n0ah1897, on 05 Mar 2014 - 2:08 PM, said:  "Computers are like girls. It's whats in the inside that matters.  I don't know about you, but I like my girls like I like my cases. Just as beautiful on the inside as the outside."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Link to post
Share on other sites

Many reasons.

Here, from a quick look at the front page of r/nofap

 

What is the ideal ejaculation frequency? A forum member recently asked his urologist this very question. The doctor said that, in the absence of the "irritation of frequent masturbation," a man's wet dream interval would be a good guide. He advised his patient to wait until he had two wet dreams, without disrupting the cycle by climax. The resulting interval was suggested as a good guide for the sake of reproductive health, whatever one's age.

The doctor explained that glands are not muscles, and do not need exercise. Glands secrete fluids all on their own (e.g., wet dreams), and manual intervention is simply not needed. Therefore, if a man cares to take a time-out, he can rest assured that his body will meet his ejaculation needs without his intervention. The forum member added: Since I have not had a wet dream for a decade or more (always masturbated) I asked the doctor, "What if I don't have a wet dream?" His reply was, "Well then, you no longer need to ejaculate.

As we investigated, we discovered research showing that too much ejaculation can cause lingering physiological changes. When men engaged in a "ten-day depletion experience," ejaculating an average of 2.4 times per day, their sperm output remained below pre-depletion levels for more than five months. It's quite possible that there are other effects occurring in the brain, which haven't been uncovered yet. The research hasn't been done.

Thoese interested in the whole article: http://yourbrainonporn.com/ejaculation-how-often-for-good-health

That website looks sketchy as balls (next to no info in the about section). I am not denying that porn addiction exists (which is what I mentioned in my post) but that seems to be about the only thing the website links actual studies about. The rest of their claims seems largely made-up just because they don't like porn. The website even claims that watching porn without fapping is harmful (in the Dr Oz article). Their source for that is what they see on reddit.

Some of their sources are literally "someone on a forum said that he heard that X". For fuck sake they even use Dr. Oz as a source. When someone claiming to care about facts are citing Dr Oz and random reddit posts, all credibility flies out the window in my books.

 

 

I am not going to tell you to fap if you don't want to, but I will call you stupid for trying to stop completely and reading terrible websites with half-truths mixed in with garbage and jumping to illogical conclusions (such as "people who stop masturbating don't feel better about themselves, so it must be the porn's fault and not the fapping!").

There is no harm to fapping as long as you don't do it so often you start neglecting other things.

 

 

For those interested in the effects of masturbation and porn, don't visit that website. Try and find some real science and studies instead. Not just a website that uses Reddit posts as their sources for a lot of claims.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Link to post
Share on other sites

That website looks sketchy as balls (next to no info in the about section). I am not denying that porn addiction exists (which is what I mentioned in my post) but that seems to be about the only thing the website links actual studies about. The rest of their claims seems largely made-up just because they don't like porn. The website even claims that watching porn without fapping is harmful (in the Dr Oz article). Their source for that is what they see on reddit.

Some of their sources are literally "someone on a forum said that he heard that X". For fuck sake they even use Dr. Oz as a source. When someone claiming to care about facts are citing Dr Oz and random reddit posts, all credibility flies out the window in my books.

 

 

I am not going to tell you to fap if you don't want to, but I will call you stupid for trying to stop completely and reading terrible websites with half-truths mixed in with garbage and jumping to illogical conclusions (such as "people who stop masturbating don't feel better about themselves, so it must be the porn's fault and not the fapping!").

There is no harm to fapping as long as you don't do it so often you start neglecting other things.

 

 

For those interested in the effects of masturbation and porn, don't visit that website. Try and find some real science and studies instead. Not just a website that uses Reddit posts as their sources for a lot of claims.

well just by judging what ive read on the interent, and my personal experience, im quitting.

I would say that i was/am "addicted"

n0ah1897, on 05 Mar 2014 - 2:08 PM, said:  "Computers are like girls. It's whats in the inside that matters.  I don't know about you, but I like my girls like I like my cases. Just as beautiful on the inside as the outside."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Link to post
Share on other sites

Or life done right? :D

 

If your life is done right you will not need this.

always_forever_alone_by_always_forever_a

CPU: Intel i5-4590 | Motherboard: Asus H97M-E | GPU: Sapphire Nitro R9 390 | RAM: 2x4Gb Kingston HyperX Fury Black | SSD: Sandisk Plus 240Gb HDD: Seagate 250Gb  | PSU: Seasonic G650 80+ Gold | Case: NZXT S340

I am who I am.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now


×