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Share some products with funny or hideous names.

 

This is my current favorite :D

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Monitors. All of them.

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Kinda everything thats not flagship, tvs, monitors, cars, phones, laptops. I don't want a 24 digit long product nummer just a simple name, or 2 letters IDC

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I don't have a picture of this but in sweden Fiat almost released a car called "Fiat Fitta" wich translates to "Fiat Pu**y". Yup that was a thing

Naaw.. would be fun to be able to say "Jag tar fittan till jobbet" (I'll drive the pussy to work)

 

Another thing i saw just yesterday is a brand called "Arrogant Bastard". The products were very similar to razer products. Suspiciously so

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All dem Titans and Furys 

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  • Wack off
  • McPussy
  • Nad's
  • i.Beat blaxx
  • FARTFULL (ikea)
  • Rape
  • Handzoff
  • Novag
  • Booty Goo
  • Edet Krapp
  • In-the Pink
  • Darolan retard capsules
  • Cockburn's
  • Black Love
  • Rexona pussy wind
  • FAG Detector III
  • Cum Clean
  • Nut Twister
  • Titlis (engrish.com, no lie)
  • Spunk
  • Skipping rape
  • RetarDEX
  • Handjob
  • Ben Dover
  • Ilene Dover

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Golden Emporer International Ltd. -> Geil
In german: horny

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APPLE! 

 

Can such crap products shouldn't share the name with such delicious fruit. 

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Golden Emporer International Ltd. -> Geil

In german: horny

My RAM is Geil. I feel bad now. :(

From salty to bath salty in 2.9 seconds

 

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  • Wack off
  • McPussy
  • Nad's
  • i.Beat blaxx
  • FARTFULL (ikea)
  • Rape
  • Handzoff
  • Novag
  • Booty Goo
  • Edet Krapp
  • In-the Pink
  • Darolan retard capsules
  • Cockburn's
  • Black Love
  • Rexona pussy wind
  • FAG Detector III
  • Cum Clean
  • Nut Twister
  • Titlis (engrish.com, no lie)
  • Spunk
  • Skipping rape
  • RetarDEX
  • Handjob
  • Ben Dover
  • Ilene Dover

http://www.smosh.com/PC/smosh-pit/photos/25-worst-real-product-names-ever

 

 

I thought the OP's product was ridiculous  but this is insane. :lol:

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Share some products with funny or hideous names.

 

This is my current favorite :D

 

 

Isn't that from something by Edgar Allan Poe? Quoth the Raven Mouse "Jizz nevermore." I feel like its a sad hybrid of poetry and the reality of a gamer's sex life...

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They need to go get checked out by a doctor it shouldn't be that color.

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