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This isn't really non techie stuff, but my schools ICT guys blocked bing.

They tried to block YouTube but if you go to google.co.uk and select YouTube from the apps in the top right, you can watch as many dank memes as you want. Then copy and paste from wikipedia to show you did your work. Done

 

Who the hell uses bing anyways.

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Who the hell uses bing anyways.

Not us lol.

But its quite funny they blocked it for innapropiate material and spam...

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The may mays must go on.

Yas m9 must keep on hav1n the top keks

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This isn't really non techie stuff, but my schools ICT guys blocked bing.

My school's IT blocked Bing too, for the reason of "Tastelessness."  That's actually what it says.

My life is consumed by CS:GO, even though I'm not exceptionally good at it.

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In order of priority: GTX 970 Strix, 2 good 1080p monitors, i5 4690k, MSI Z97 Gaming 5 LGA 1150, a job
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I'm just about done hearing from my mom "Well if you had a Mac that wouldn't happen!"

YOUR MAC IS NOT HARD DRIVE FAILURE-PROOF. SORRY.

Thats what apple wants you to think! So hackers take advantage of that crap. Ever think of that apple?

I don't think so... as far as I heard, iOS9 will make it shatterproof but not to the degree of a .50 BMG... more like .50 ACP (the pistol round) at 3m fired from underwater...

 

Then there's the iPhone 32S which will feature a 32" IPS retina screen...

I thought I had some money... Oh wait... I spent it all ;(

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My parents bought "Finally fast", and then they slowly realized it was never going to be fast. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5mGAUwMbXg

Upgrading your ram? But downloadmoreram.com can get you it for free! lol haha its all a joke. Anyways, consumer bs. they think us techies will fall for this? yeah settings that MOST people dont know in windows XP because no one has it anymore. They are thinking that internet connection effects everything? Have they heard of something called hardware? I bet there skinned macbooks would explode.

I thought I had some money... Oh wait... I spent it all ;(

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My parents bought "Finally fast", and then they slowly realized it was never going to be fast. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5mGAUwMbXg

 

Am I the only one who noticed that they're on macs with winxp vfx overlays?

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they call the computer tower the CPU or Modem

1.21 gigawatts !!! 1.21 gigawatts!!.... Great Scott!

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my mom's mid-2011 iMac is so pitifully slow, partially due to the fact that she leaves PS and bridge open 24/7 on 4GB of ram.

Recovering Apple addict

 

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The reason why people buy apple is mostly for branding. People argue that they don't get viruses. Also that they deliver the best graphics. HA! They need to see and learn what specs are. Also, they don't realize that they are the worst company and they abuse there employees. Steve Jobs has never invented ANYTHING. They took things they like and they just been cheating with court systems and Motorola is miles better because they offer the best bang for the buck phones and are based in America. Sad how they are almost brainwashed.

actually, Steve Jobs actually soldered the pcb on the original Apple computer, along with Steve Wozniac. i am pretty sure they also coded the OS. ;)

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actually, Steve Jobs actually soldered the pcb on the original Apple computer, along with Steve Wozniac. i am pretty sure they also coded the OS. ;)

Steve Wonziac is a genius. Im not counting him because Steve Jobs is just diabolical. Steve Jobs made one horrible OS and then he just adopted Unix.

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And then there's the person who thought this was a good idea...

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eMachines D732Z | CPU: Intel Pentium D P6100 | GPU: Intel HD 3000 | RAM: 2x Kingston ValueRAM 2GB 1066MHz SODIMM | HDD: Hitachi 320GB 5600RPM

Acer ES13 | CPU: Intel Pentium N4200 | GPU:  Intel HD 505 | RAM: 1x 4GB (unidentified) DDR3L | HDD: (unidentified) 500GB 5600RPM

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My school's IT blocked Bing too, for the reason of "Tastelessness."  That's actually what it says.

 

There is some sites that my school blocks for tastlessness, though I don't think bing was one of them.

 

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EWWWW a whitebox.

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There is some sites that my school blocks for tastlessness, though I don't think bing was one of them.

 

EWWWW a whitebox.

That pc has 4 titan blacks in SLI inside that case.

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http://www.amazon.com/Kantek-CS200B-Mobile-Stand-CPU/dp/B001AJS3BS/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1422904210&sr=8-5&keywords=CPU+holder

 

And one of the reviews:

 

"This CPU stand is fantastic. It's sturdy, it looks good, and it provides excellent isolation of the computer case from the floor. Don't be misled by the stock picture. This stand looks much better in person. I have a piano black Antec Sonata case, and Kantek CPU stand matches it very well. Having carpeted floors, this stand helped me significantly reduce the amount of dust build up inside the case."

 

Honestly, people, "CPU" does not stand for computer. CPU stands for central processing unit, which is completely different.

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http://www.amazon.com/Kantek-CS200B-Mobile-Stand-CPU/dp/B001AJS3BS/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1422904210&sr=8-5&keywords=CPU+holder

 

And one of the reviews:

 

"This CPU stand is fantastic. It's sturdy, it looks good, and it provides excellent isolation of the computer case from the floor. Don't be misled by the stock picture. This stand looks much better in person. I have a piano black Antec Sonata case, and Kantek CPU stand matches it very well. Having carpeted floors, this stand helped me significantly reduce the amount of dust build up inside the case."

 

Honestly, people, "CPU" does not stand for computer. CPU stands for central processing unit, which is completely different.

It stands for Central Posture Unit

Because he had a hard drive.

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http://www.amazon.com/Kantek-CS200B-Mobile-Stand-CPU/dp/B001AJS3BS/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1422904210&sr=8-5&keywords=CPU+holder

 

And one of the reviews:

 

"This CPU stand is fantastic. It's sturdy, it looks good, and it provides excellent isolation of the computer case from the floor. Don't be misled by the stock picture. This stand looks much better in person. I have a piano black Antec Sonata case, and Kantek CPU stand matches it very well. Having carpeted floors, this stand helped me significantly reduce the amount of dust build up inside the case."

 

Honestly, people, "CPU" does not stand for computer. CPU stands for central processing unit, which is completely different.

Wow. This gives me an idea. PC Carting!

I thought I had some money... Oh wait... I spent it all ;(

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Wow. This gives me an idea. PC Carting!

What about mobile phone throwing? Or an alternative of that, CPU throwing... :lol: (or CPU heatsink throwing, if you know what I'm talking about...)

 

Intel stock coolers sure would be cheap and almost designed to be used for throwing (like shurikens... :D)

Never trust my advice. Only take any and all advice from me with a grain of salt. Just a heads up.

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What about mobile phone throwing? Or an alternative of that, CPU throwing... :lol: (or CPU heatsink throwing, if you know what I'm talking about...)

Intel stock coolers sure would be cheap and almost designed to be used for throwing (like shurikens... :D)

HAAHAAHA! Lets do the eletronic garbage olmypics! sounds like Luke can be an intel ninja. He can use GT640's for throwing knives.

I thought I had some money... Oh wait... I spent it all ;(

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What about mobile phone throwing? Or an alternative of that, CPU throwing... :lol: (or CPU heatsink throwing, if you know what I'm talking about...)

 

Intel stock coolers sure would be cheap and almost designed to be used for throwing (like shurikens... :D)

That sounsd amazing

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