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Bio-Hackers Have Figured Out How to Inject Night-Vision into Your Eyes

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The chase is part of the reason you'd want to bang a chick just waiting to see what you haven't but if you already have its not much of an event, it's like playing CS against the easiest bots... With an aimbot.

fair enough, unless your objective is simply to look.....like if you are married, have a girlfriend etc....(unless you're the type of scum that cheats of course, the kind that give the rest of us men a bad name)

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fair enough, unless your objective is simply to look.....like if you are married, have a girlfriend etc....(unless you're the type of scum that cheats of course, the kind that give the rest of us men a bad name)

Eww relationships. but even so your SO would probably find out that you possess something that would allow you to see through peoples clothes and well that could be perceived as cheating no?

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Eww relationships. but even so your SO would probably find out that you possess something that would allow you to see through peoples clothes and well that could be perceived as cheating no?

meh..... I wouldn't consider looking to be cheating, can't control what goes on in someones head, or where they look.

 

Besides, if she was doing things right, I wouldn't even need to bother with looking, and the reverse is true (if I'm doing my job right, she won't be looking).

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The chase is part of the reason you'd want to bang a chick just waiting to see what you haven't but if you already have its not much of an event, it's like playing CS against the easiest bots... With an aimbot.

Erm... i would want to have that because this down here.

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I watched that episode the other day lol.

OMG! Do u has TWC too?

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This kind of bio engineering is just crazy. i wonder if it has long term side effects.

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Am I a horrible person for being awed by this level of augmentation? My reaction was literally "That so AWESOME!"

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Can I please get selective X-ray vision that can see only through clothes and underwear?

 

And please, don't even try to act like I'm the only one who would go for that.

Can I combine this with the night vision? 

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He looks like a ET.

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I can see the positive benefits of this in terms of search and rescue in the dark and maybe dealing with aliens invading Earth but of course mankind will find a way to use this for evil of course too. Best thing here to do is just kill all of mankind and return the planet to the animals.

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Oh like you wouldn't want that ability as well, every normal human being would. (normal as in they have some sort of sex drive).

 

Anyone who claims otherwise, is lying, and might as well make the claim that they don't masturbate or watch porn, which is just flat out not believable.

 

I actually wouldn't, cold hard truth. The only reason I would be attracted to a naked body is if I had a romantic connection with the owner of that body. Otherwise I am genuinely disinterested. And seeing it everyday like that would probably make you disinterested as well.

 

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I like how there's a picture of a guy who willingly injected his eyes with black shit so he could see in the dark and yet the thread is almost entirely guys talking about perving on women. 

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I thought testing on humans was illegal?

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Riddick :D

 

It is cool. I wonder if it is safe or if your sight will be damaged after repetetive dosage.

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I thought testing on humans was illegal?

lol no

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Eyes + needles. Always makes me think of this.

 

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Have to wonder how this would affect him during the day, depending on how long it takes to wear off it could lead to so major headaches through photo sensitivity.

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The last picture looks like he has been possessed by demon

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