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Xbox One officially wins gaming wars as it now orders you pizza on command

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Yes the PC can run Halo 2 (in a theoretical dream of Luke's atleast where Microsoft isnt a penis) but can it order pizza by yelling at it. Probably if you can code.

 

BUT if you cannot code and have a ton of wads of cashez to spend on $70 games that runs on lower spec than you may want an Xbox one for the job.

 

Dominos recently joined up with microsoft to brink those people across the pond and Xbox one dominos app that can order pizza with a voice gesture as if your phone was way to far away and you need all that 3 minutes in between halo matchmaking lobies to adjust you loadouts.

 

You can even snap the Dominos app with your gameplay so you can track your pizza while you have sex with other online players' mothers. WHAT THE HELL HAVE WE COME TO.

 

The USA already has a similar app form pizza hut.

 

 

 

http://www.engadget.com/2014/11/19/dominos-xbox-one-pizza-app/

 

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YES!!!

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yes.

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Or i can yell "OK GOOGLE CALL DOMINOS" while my phone is on my desk

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While u have sex with other players mums? What?!

Thought this was already a thing when u say pizza hut do u mean its on xbox too?

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While u have sex with other players mums? What?!

Thought this was already a thing when u say pizza hut do u mean its on xbox too?

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It needs to MAKE me a pizza on command. Not order some shitty pies from Pizza Hut or Dominos. 

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What if they had Dew and Doritos delivered to your door with the new cod?

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I wouldn't use it if I got the xbox.

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I'd still say "Xbox, turn off", and never use the thing. 

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I recall Everquest 2 did that years ago, there was a promotional thing for a time where you could type  /pizza   and order one.

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You know who else orders you a pizza on demand? Whoever you are feeding for free. 

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On a more serious note, xbox sales is gaining compared to PS4 in USA due to lower price and the somewhat better exclusives :P

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But its Dominos

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Why in fuck would you want to order nasty ass Domino's pizza to begin with?

 

 

Also this 

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Or i can yell "OK GOOGLE CALL DOMINOS" while my phone is on my desk

 

And hopefully your phone will say "I'm sorry, but I can't do that because Domino's is shit"

Ketchup is better than mustard.

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Or you could make some decent food instead.

Look guys, we found the food hipster.

Maybe I don't want to whip up a 3 course meal during my gaming. Just like I don't need fancy food when watching sports.

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Soon to let you order Doritos and Mountain Dew too. They'll call it the Francis order. :P

 

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Look guys, we found the food hipster.

Maybe I don't want to whip up a 3 course meal during my gaming. Just like I don't need fancy food when watching sports.

Look guys we found someone who brings pointless ideas to the table.

 

Thanks for all your hard thought.

 

Enjoy your fat goals of 2014.

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