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Goat sim gets MMO update

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the expansion offers
 
-goat and sheep factions
-5 playable classes: Warrior, Rouge, Magician, Hunter and Microwave
-101 level cap
-new maps
 
launches free on nov 20
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and this

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Sauce: Polygon



now, i'm not sure if this adds legitimate online multiplayer support, though if it does well holy shit, though being realistic, its probably a big ass satire that coincidentally releases shortly after WoD, still i''m PUMPED for it

this is one of the greatest thing that has happened to me recently, and it happened on this forum, those involved have my eternal gratitude http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/198850-update-alex-got-his-moto-g2-lets-get-a-moto-g-for-alexgoeshigh-unofficial/ :')

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great! always wanted just that /sarcasm

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HAhahahahahahhahahahahhahaha

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JAJAJAJAJA I POOR BR PLZ GIB TIN CAN

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Omg why do people always spell Rogue as Rouge?! The first is a thief-like class. The second is a red makeup more often referred to as blush!

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this is too good to be true.

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If simulators evolved like this, when can i expect one that allows me to go into space and make my own world and stuff along with the current features of this mmo.

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So yeah, a Coffee Stain listened to what their fans wanted and they gave them that. Obviously a bad thing to do /s

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Lol what ?! Guess i will launch that game again after 4 months.

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This makes me sad for the human race

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No. Fucking. Way.

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I don't quite understand why someone could be bothered to put so much effort in what is basically an elaborate joke.

So silly it's funny though.

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This is pretty awesome :) glad to see them still supporting and developing the game, this looks like a really fun update

 

 

I don't quite understand why someone could be bothered to put so much effort in what is basically an elaborate joke.
So silly it's funny though.

 

Because they made fuck tons of money?

 

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I held off on buying it until now, but as soon as I saw this post I broke out my wallet. See, THIS is how you market and sell video games, all you need to do is listen to your customers. If only more game studios were like Coffee Stain. 

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I don't quite understand why someone could be bothered to put so much effort in what is basically an elaborate joke.

So silly it's funny though.

Because of their fans. IIRC they never intended to release the game in the first place; but once they released a WIP-video of the game their fans wanted more of it and that was what they got.

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I might actually get this now

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Omg why do people always spell Rogue as Rouge?! The first is a thief-like class. The second is a red makeup more often referred to as blush!

 

I think it's an intentional misspelling because this update is supposed to be a parody of MMO's, and if you go onto the BNet forum, nearly every person misspells "Rogue" as "Rouge" and thinks it's correct.

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What in the actual living f*ck

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