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This desperate boy needs my help but I got nothing. I'm going to trust LinusTechTips forums to give him a good resource for answering his questions, no Yahoo Answers...Hahahaha

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This desperate boy needs my help but I got nothing. I'm going to trust LinusTechTips forums to give him a good resource for answering his questions, no Yahoo Answers...Hahahaha

You... Are on a tech forum... For girl advice?

 

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Don't be a dick. Don't be a prick. Be excellent to everyone.

 

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not this again

a good idea would be to check LinusRelationshipTips

Thats that. If you need to get in touch chances are you can find someone that knows me that can get in touch.

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Understand that girls are like bears, they are just as afraid of you as you are of them. hahaha.
 

Why do you always die right after I fix you?

 

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What are you offering up? Are you a decent person? Are you at least semi-intelligent? Do you have interesting and relatable hobbies? Do you play sports? Are you not a fatass?

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ask your parents or something, pls go away

 

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Don't be a complete dick... Hold the door for her and just be a gentleman. Don't play all your cards at once... Confuse her, (hard to explain what I mean by that... but keep her guessing/interested) don't be too predictable. and the last 2 important things. As far as we're concerned you have a life use that to your advantage.. and last one is don't be a needy texter make sure you're not asking all the questions and you're both into and interested at the conversation at hand. 

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Don't be a complete dick... Hold the door for her and just be a gentleman. Don't play all your cards at once... Confuse her, (hard to explain what I mean by that... but keep her guessing/interested) don't be too predictable. and the last 2 important things. As far as we're concerned you have a life use that to your advantage.. and last one is don't be a needy texter make sure you're not asking all the questions and you're both into and interested at the conversation at hand. 

Don't just hold the door for her... Hold the door for everyone. Basic manners are good.

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You want my advice, no that's a bad idea

The best advice #2014 ^ give bad advice which contradicts itself. Me likey :)

Please become a member of the Linus Tech Tips forum, keep writing smug remarks & let us love you. Peace out.


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The best advice #2014 ^ give bad advice which contradicts itself. Me likey :)

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As a jaded and quite honestly bitter, 25 year old male virgin, my advice would be less than helpful.

 

Most women only want to date assholes, and have no idea what makes a good man, at least in my experience.

Ketchup is better than mustard.

GUI is better than Command Line Interface.

Dubs are better than subs

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This is the place to talk about your hardware :) get it..#Dead-puns

 

This desperate boy needs my help but I got nothing. I'm going to trust LinusTechTips forums to give him a good resource for answering his questions, no Yahoo Answers...Hahahaha

Yahoo might be a better source of advice.

Please become a member of the Linus Tech Tips forum, keep writing smug remarks & let us love you. Peace out.


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This desperate boy needs my help but I got nothing. I'm going to trust LinusTechTips forums to give him a good resource for answering his questions, no Yahoo Answers...Hahahaha

Found your problem. You name and icon. Change that and I think you'll be golden.

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As a jaded and quite honestly bitter, 25 year old male virgin, my advice would be less than helpful.

 

Most women only want to date assholes, and have no idea what makes a good man, at least in my experience.

I feel like that has less to do with girls wanting assholes, and more that nice guys are usually quieter and/or lack confidence. 

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Found your problem. You name and icon. Change that and I think you'll be golden.

It's help for a friend apparently. Read all the words and I think you'll be golden. hehe.

Why do you always die right after I fix you?

 

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It's help for a friend apparently. Read all the words and I think you'll be golden. hehe.

ah, I read it in a 3rd person context. Thanks for the correction.

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Just have good abs and large muscles, but don't skip leg day.  I just reduced the amount of talking you have to do to about 3 seconds. You're welcome.

You can skip leg day, just don't wear shorts or guys will comment on it. Personally I've skipped leg day for about 21 years so now I'm skipping arm and back day to even out.

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I feel like that has less to do with girls wanting assholes, and more that nice guys are usually quieter and/or lack confidence. 

I've been dumped for heroin addicts, crack addicts, and meth addicts, all of which abused those girls and were "confident". also whom left those girls pregnant. So F*** yall? (the kicker is it was 2 individuals, both of whom had multiple hardcore addictions, and both of whom I would happily leave in a burning building to save a puppy instead)

 

I've only ever been nice. Maybe a bit quiet, but then again those girls never tried to engage me, and always seemed to expect me to doggedly pursue them/push myself on them. I see other guys, like the above, have women throw themselves at them. F OFF. WOMEN LIKE ASSHOLES AND LIKE TO BE TREATED LIKE SHIT THESE DAYS

Ketchup is better than mustard.

GUI is better than Command Line Interface.

Dubs are better than subs

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F OFF. WOMEN LIKE ASSHOLES AND LIKE TO BE TREATED LIKE SHIT THESE DAYS

No. It's you. Either it's you or you are talking to the wrong women.

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Be yourself don't fake shit...

Yes Yes Legalize Gay Marriage sure, but have you ever considered Weaponizing Gay?

 

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I've been dumped for heroin addicts, crack addicts, and meth addicts, all of which abused those girls and were "confident". also whom left those girls pregnant. So F*** yall?

 

I've only ever been nice. Maybe a bit quiet, but then again those girls never tried to engage me, and always seemed to expect me to doggedly pursue them/push myself on them. I see other guys, like the above, have women throw themselves at them. F OFF. WOMEN LIKE ASSHOLES AND LIKE TO BE TREATED LIKE SHIT THESE DAYS

Those guys don't need to say anything since by simply doing whatever it is that they do they draw a lot of attention to themselves. 

 

Be more confident in yourself, be more talkative, and just go for it....ask. 

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