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A 16 year old needs help with girls?

Sena
By Sena
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Punch them in their face, girls love that shit.

The stone cannot know why the chisel cleaves it; the iron cannot know why the fire scorches it. When thy life is cleft and scorched, when death and despair leap at thee, beat not thy breast and curse thy evil fate, but thank the Builder for the trials that shape thee.
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You should message Linus... He has a wife...

Lol I've been calling for @LinusTech to get shitty drunk, and review his wife on youtube just for the hell of it. Although at the end of it he would have to stop and say "I sense a disturbance in the force...."

 

Edit: That and I want him to respond with something along the lines of "Do I look suicidal to you?!"

Ketchup is better than mustard.

GUI is better than Command Line Interface.

Dubs are better than subs

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Understand that girls are like bears, they are just as afraid of you as you are of them. hahaha.

 

 

Why are they running away when I try to hug, then?

Curing shitposts by shitposts

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