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15 hours ago, Tech_Dreamer said:

Granted, But now you have 27 fingers in your hands to type instantaneously.

 

i wish i could buy a pink lambo.  :ph34r:

Granted. That matchbox car is pretty sweet, yo!

I wish I could be as fabulous as my pfp, or as yours. 

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5 hours ago, FakeNSA said:

Granted. That matchbox car is pretty sweet, yo!

I wish I could be as fabulous as my pfp, or as yours.

granted. birds can't speak.

I wish I had a better graphics card.

I live in misery USA. my timezone is central daylight time which is either UTC -5 or -4 because the government hates everyone.

into trains? here's the model railroad thread!

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6 minutes ago, The King of the Undead said:

granted. birds can't speak.

I wish I had a better graphics card.

Granted but sold your trains...

Wishing for a new car stereo.

 

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13 minutes ago, ShrimpBrime said:

Granted but sold your trains...

Wishing for a new car stereo.

 

granted but you sell your PC.

 

I wish for my trains back.

I live in misery USA. my timezone is central daylight time which is either UTC -5 or -4 because the government hates everyone.

into trains? here's the model railroad thread!

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4 minutes ago, The King of the Undead said:

granted but you sell your PC.

 

I wish for my trains back.

Granted, but they run you over.

 

I wish for a 2080 ti.

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43 minutes ago, aDoomGuy said:

Granted, but they run you over.

 

I wish for a 2080 ti.

granted. it runs you over.

 

I wish for a 10 terrabyte nvme samsung SSD.

I live in misery USA. my timezone is central daylight time which is either UTC -5 or -4 because the government hates everyone.

into trains? here's the model railroad thread!

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5 minutes ago, The King of the Undead said:

granted. it runs you over.

 

I wish for a 10 terrabyte nvme samsung SSD.

Granted, but the drive is magic so it reduced you to bits and stored you on it.

 

I wish for never to lose a game again.

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3 minutes ago, aDoomGuy said:

Granted, but the drive is magic so it reduced you to bits and stored you on it.

 

I wish for never to lose a game again.

Granted, but you can only play poohsticks.

 

I wish my dogs would live longer.

I WILL find your ITX build thread, and I WILL recommend the SIlverstone Sugo SG13B

 

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i7 8086k - EVGA Z370 Classified K - G.Skill Trident Z RGB - WD SN750 - Jedi Order Titan Xp - Hyper 212 Black (with RGB Riing flair) - EVGA G3 650W - dual booting Windows 10 and Linux - Black and green theme, Razer brainwashed me.

Draws 400 watts under max load, for reference.

 

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34 minutes ago, Fasauceome said:

Granted, but you can only play poohsticks.

 

I wish my dogs would live longer.

you and your dogs swap lifespans.

 

I wish for more room for trains.

I live in misery USA. my timezone is central daylight time which is either UTC -5 or -4 because the government hates everyone.

into trains? here's the model railroad thread!

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10 minutes ago, The King of the Undead said:

you and your dogs swap lifespans.

Win win

 

10 minutes ago, The King of the Undead said:

I wish for more room for trains

Granted, but you no longer have the funds for more trains.

 

I wish my Xbox live subscription was still free.

I WILL find your ITX build thread, and I WILL recommend the SIlverstone Sugo SG13B

 

Primary PC:

i7 8086k - EVGA Z370 Classified K - G.Skill Trident Z RGB - WD SN750 - Jedi Order Titan Xp - Hyper 212 Black (with RGB Riing flair) - EVGA G3 650W - dual booting Windows 10 and Linux - Black and green theme, Razer brainwashed me.

Draws 400 watts under max load, for reference.

 

How many watts do I need? ATX 3.0 & PCIe 5.0 spec, PSU misconceptions, protections explained, group reg is bad

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28 minutes ago, Fasauceome said:

Win win

 

Granted, but you no longer have the funds for more trains.

 

I wish my Xbox live subscription was still free.

Granted, but your Xbox dies.

 

I wish I could figure out a good ringtone for the coworker who keeps calling me.

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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

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If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

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2 minutes ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, but your Xbox dies.

 

I wish I could figure out a good ringtone for the coworker who keeps calling me.

You find a great ringtone, and they never call you again. 
I wish I wasn’t so sore.  

As #muricaparrotgang's founder, I invite you to join our ranks today.

"My name is Legion 'Murica Parrot Gang, for we are many."

 

(We actually welcome all forms of animated parrot gifs.)

 

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Profile Pic designed by the very lovely @Red :)!

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3 minutes ago, FakeNSA said:

You find a great ringtone, and they never call you again.

That’s a win.

 

3 minutes ago, FakeNSA said:


I wish I wasn’t so sore. 

Granted, now you can’t feel anything at all.

 

i wish the SE 2 would’ve been smaller.

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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15 minutes ago, Tog Driver said:

That’s a win.

 

Granted, now you can’t feel anything at all.

 

i wish the SE 2 would’ve been smaller.

SE 2 becomes so small it is atomically unreliable 

 

i wish I knew what SE 2 is

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30 minutes ago, fpo said:

SE 2 becomes so small it is atomically unreliable 

 

i wish I knew what SE 2 is

Granted, it's the iPhone SE (again, they already had something called the iPhone SE, they used the exact name again.) but you have to spay it "sehtoo".

I wish for a mint shipping crate.

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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4 minutes ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, it's the iPhone SE (again, they already had something called the iPhone SE, they used the exact name again.) but you have to spay it "sehtoo".

 

Oh... I’m actually using the SE 1 now. I wanted the new one to be too. 

4 minutes ago, Tog Driver said:


I wish for a mint shipping crate.

You get a mint shipping crate, but it’s tainted by corona. 

 

I wish I had something to drink. 

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1 minute ago, fpo said:

Oh... I’m actually using the SE 1 now. I wanted the new one to be too. 

You get a mint shipping crate, but it’s tainted by corona. 

 

I wish I had something to drink. 

Granted, you may quench your thirst on some drink but it's hydrochloric acid.

 

I wish I had a jet fighter.

 

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5 minutes ago, fpo said:

Oh... I’m actually using the SE 1 now. I wanted the new one to be too. 

You get a mint shipping crate, but it’s tainted by corona. 

 

I wish I had something to drink. 

Granted. It's snoopy's house and labo VR.

 

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17 minutes ago, fpo said:

Oh... I’m actually using the SE 1 now. I wanted the new one to be too. 

You get a mint shipping crate, but it’s tainted by corona. 

 

I wish I had something to drink. 

Granted, but the drink is Corona.

I wish @FezBoy could get out of the computer.

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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20 minutes ago, FezBoy said:

Granted. It's snoopy's house and labo VR.

 

I wish I had @Schnoz

Sure you have him, but he has an axe and he killed you.

 

I wish you didn't break the rules. ;) 

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41 minutes ago, aDoomGuy said:

Granted, you may quench your thirst on some drink but it's hydrochloric acid.

 

I wish I had a jet fighter.

 

 

40 minutes ago, FezBoy said:

Granted. It's snoopy's house and labo VR.

 

I wish I had @Schnoz

 

27 minutes ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, but the drink is Corona.

I wish @FezBoy could get out of the computer.

 

19 minutes ago, aDoomGuy said:

Sure you have him, but he has an axe and he killed you.

 

I wish you didn't break the rules. ;) 

 

 

All your wishes are granted, but as you all quoted my same reply, you have fused into a single abominable mutant.

 

I wish I had a shotgun to fend off the mutants plaguing the thread.

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58 minutes ago, fpo said:

 

 

 

 

 

All your wishes are granted, but as you all quoted my same reply, you have fused into a single abominable mutant.

 

I wish I had a shotgun to fend off the mutants plaguing the thread.

Granted but it's a twelve gauge shotgun but you have ten gauge shells.

 

I was I was fully rested.

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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10 minutes ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted but it's a twelve gauge shotgun but you have ten gauge shells.

 

I was I was fully rested.

Your wish is granted but people will be unable to understand what you mean when you make typos ever again and every time you make a wish, you spell it “was.“ 

 

I wish I had a cookie. 

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34 minutes ago, fpo said:

Your wish is granted but people will be unable to understand what you mean when you make typos ever again and every time you make a wish, you spell it “was.“ 

 

I wish I had a cookie. 

(wow, I am tired. . .)

Granted, but it's the digital tracking kind.

 

I wish I didn't have to get up so early.

 

Spoiler

I nearly typed "I wash I didn't have. . ."

 

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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11 hours ago, Tog Driver said:

(wow, I am tired. . .)

Granted, but it's the digital tracking kind.

 

I wish I didn't have to get up so early.

 

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I nearly typed "I wash I didn't have. . ."

 

Granted: but only because you are working remotely from Zimbabwe. 
I wish my pc was working.  

As #muricaparrotgang's founder, I invite you to join our ranks today.

"My name is Legion 'Murica Parrot Gang, for we are many."

 

(We actually welcome all forms of animated parrot gifs.)

 

The artist formerly known as Aelar_Nailo.

 

Profile Pic designed by the very lovely @Red :)!

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