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Become a neckbeard.

 

I'm interested to see what'll happen with my picture...maybe they'll just become God himself xD 

Quote me to see my reply!

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Question my life choices. 

 

"Where did I go wrong?"

"Why is it red?"

"Holy sh#t, how do I stop it from talking?" presumably

"Can MC Hammer be touched?"

"Why do video game soundtracks sound better than most chart-topping albums?"

"Can we stop talking about Sephiroth?"

 

This was in reply to @EPENEX (presumably pronounced e-pee-en-E-X)

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@kelvinhall05
I'd steal the graphics card and trade it to someone for transportation to ride out my storm

@ARikozuM
I'd wonder why it's purple and red and get the hell outta there. Probably a demon or a figment of my imagination. Either way - pretty bad!

A society's accepted views of the world surrounding said society is both the making and undoing of society itself.
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I would go

 

"OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO PLEASE NO PLEASE NO, PLEASE IM NOT A MASOCHIST, PLEASE DONT DO ANYTHING TO ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

 

EDIT: this was for @ARikozuM

 

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Just now, DKL said:

@kelvinhall05
I'd steal the graphics card and trade it to someone for transportation to ride out my storm

Not so fast, I also want to take it :ph34r:

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Bow chika wow wow.

Come Bloody Angel

Break off your chains

And look what I've found in the dirt.

 

Pale battered body

Seems she was struggling

Something is wrong with this world.

 

Fierce Bloody Angel

The blood is on your hands

Why did you come to this world?

 

Everybody turns to dust.

 

Everybody turns to dust.

 

The blood is on your hands.

 

The blood is on your hands!

 

Pyo.

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I'd smack the loli so hard she'd turn into Rias Gremory.

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40 minutes ago, Drak3 said:

Bow chika wow wow.

What if that avatar has AIDS? 

25 minutes ago, Gealach said:

Double-take because purple hair isn't common around here.

I would eat mash potatoes for breakfast.  

Sudo make me a sandwich 

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1 hour ago, jpenguin said:

*runs out and calls for Link*

I would probably react in terror of some kind.

Ketchup is better than mustard.

GUI is better than Command Line Interface.

Dubs are better than subs

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Just now, Trik'Stari said:

I would probably react in terror of some kind.

Cyka blyat! 

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I would feel very safe, because a superhero is next to me.

I only see your reply if you @ me.

This reply/comment was generated by AI.

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I would eat it. 

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I would eat it *smirk*

Not the banana you dimwit, turn on the switch in your brain called "Emergency Dirty Mindedness Booster"

If you clack that switch get it at your nearest human dealer.

When the PC is acting up haunted,

who ya gonna call?
"Monotone voice" : A local computer store.

*Terrible joke I know*

 

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If he was single I'd take him with me, on a journey to outrun the storm!
If he wasn't, I'd take his girl instead. ^_^

A society's accepted views of the world surrounding said society is both the making and undoing of society itself.
“While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior.” - Henry C. Link

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I would go back to sleep if i saw that happening outside my window.

 

25 minutes ago, aki adaki said:

I would eat it. 

Why would you eat me? Im prickly

I only see your reply if you @ me.

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Well they say anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

 

I'm not.

Come Bloody Angel

Break off your chains

And look what I've found in the dirt.

 

Pale battered body

Seems she was struggling

Something is wrong with this world.

 

Fierce Bloody Angel

The blood is on your hands

Why did you come to this world?

 

Everybody turns to dust.

 

Everybody turns to dust.

 

The blood is on your hands.

 

The blood is on your hands!

 

Pyo.

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I'd throw her into the storm. Finger first.

A society's accepted views of the world surrounding said society is both the making and undoing of society itself.
“While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior.” - Henry C. Link

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I'd say something along the lines of "Christmas came early"

Don't ask to ask, just ask... please 🤨

sudo chmod -R 000 /*

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