If you woke up next to the above posters avatar...

[jpenguin]

That's some interesting armor you have there, where did you get it?

[TacoSenpai]

Slowly go back to sleep and hope I jump into a different world line.

[LordWaffleGoblin]

4 hours ago, LordOTaco said:

 

Question how drunk I got the evening before

[handymanshandle]

freak the hell out whatever the fuck that is.

[Taja]

Think that last night you looked more of a Civic and now you look more of a Fit.

[NotKalo]

On 9/1/2018 at 1:04 AM, wasab said:

I would marry you because you are too damn cute. 

As long as you say #NoHomo before the ceremony, i will roll with it.

[BlueChinchillaEatingDorito]

On ‎2018‎-‎09‎-‎14 at 12:23 AM, NotKalo said:

As long as you say #NoHomo before the ceremony, i will roll with it.

*Dials 911*

[Automobili3XF]

Picture is broken for me, so i would a bit horrified

[AshKetchup]

1 hour ago, Chevy_Monsenhor said:

Picture is broken for me, so i would a bit horrified

Go straight to the GUM clinic for an STI check

[TacoSenpai]

Just now, AshKetchup said:

Go straight to the GUM clinic for an STI check

Ask if you're middle name was Tom Ato