Corrupt a Wish game

[sub68]

4 minutes ago, IkeaGnome said:

Jokes on you, it's the G9..... They're $400 off right now. 

 

Granted, but you just want coal.

I'd like to have the holidays off for once.

Granted but you get fired.

I wish I knew more about life

[Red :)]

30 minutes ago, sub68 said:

Granted but you get fired.

I wish I knew more about life

Granted but that knowledge can only fit into a goldfish-sized memory

 

I wish I had just a little bit more time

[WhitetailAni]

2 minutes ago, Red said:

I wish I had just a little bit more time

Granted, you get 2 zeptoseconds

 

I wish for iOS to take up 2GB not 7GB

[Red :)]

6 minutes ago, FakeKGB said:

Granted, you get 2 zeptoseconds

 

I wish for iOS to take up 2GB not 7GB

Granted but it's command-line only

 

I wish my classmates stopped watching/talking about bloody anime, so it doesn't seem as omnipresent as it does now

[da na]

10 minutes ago, Red said:

Granted but it's command-line only

 

I wish my classmates stopped watching/talking about bloody anime, so it doesn't seem as omnipresent as it does now

Granted, but your classmates cannot talk about anything at all

 

I wish I could reallocate how much VRAM is assigned to my laptop's GPU like I can on my old GeForce 6200 motherboard

[Tog Driver]

9 minutes ago, Red said:

Granted but it's command-line only

 

I wish my classmates stopped watching/talking about bloody anime, so it doesn't seem as omnipresent as it does now

Granted, because anime being as omnipresent as it is is annoying.

 

I wish things were going better where I work.

[Gegger]

48 minutes ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, because anime being as omnipresent as it is is annoying.

 

I wish things were going better where I work.

granted, everything else in life goes worse

 

i wish i wasn't sick

[Red :)]

17 minutes ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, because anime being as omnipresent as it is is annoying.

 

I wish things were going better where I work.

Granted but then you wake up in a Khrushchyovka

 

I wish Roger Waters released all of the footage from the 1980-81 Wall shows

[WhitetailAni]

1 minute ago, Red said:

I wish Roger Waters released all of the footage from the 1980-81 Wall shows

Granted, it has 1p video

[pythonmegapixel]

3 minutes ago, FakeKGB said:

Granted, it has 1p video

I wish people would remember to write their own wish after they grant someone else's

[Red :)]

10 minutes ago, Gegger said:

granted, everything else in life goes worse

 

i wish i wasn't sick

Granted but your temporary sickness gets replaced by a chronic sickness

 

I wish I was able to think of a wish quickly enough

[pythonmegapixel]

23 minutes ago, Red said:

Granted but your temporary sickness gets replaced by a chronic sickness

 

I wish I was able to think of a wish quickly enough

Granted, but the wish you think of has weird implications that make you look like an idiot.

 

I also wish I was able to think of a wish quickly enough.

[IkeaGnome]

2 minutes ago, pythonmegapixel said:

Granted, but the wish you think of has weird implications that make you look like an idiot.

 

I also wish I was able to think of a wish quickly enough.

Granted, but you can only think in wishes.

I wish I had a genie.

[Red :)]

26 minutes ago, pythonmegapixel said:

Granted, but the wish you think of has weird implications that make you look like an idiot.

oh, so not too different then

 

24 minutes ago, IkeaGnome said:

Granted, but you can only think in wishes.

I wish I had a genie.

Granted but the genie fulfils the wishes backwards

 

I wish English spelling was easier

[Gegger]

25 minutes ago, IkeaGnome said:

Granted, but you can only think in wishes.

I wish I had a genie.

granted, but the genie makes your life worse than hell

I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant

[sub68]

16 minutes ago, Gegger said:

granted, but the genie makes your life worse than hell

I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant

Granted but its rotten cheese

I wish I had a better camera lens

[WhitetailAni]

1 minute ago, sub68 said:

I wish I had a better camera lens

Granted but your camera only takes 1440x200 pictures

[Red :)]

5 minutes ago, FakeKGB said:

Granted but your camera only takes 1440x200 pictures

I wish you made a bloody wish already.

[WhitetailAni]

Just now, Red said:

I wish you made a bloody wish already.

Granted, I wish you won't swear.

[Red :)]

2 minutes ago, FakeKGB said:

Granted, I wish you won't swear.

Granted, but I'll still keep on using bloody, it isn't actually considered to be a swear.

 

I wish that a certain Porsche 928 GT was restored.

Edited November 21, 2021 by Red :)

[WhitetailAni]

3 minutes ago, Red said:

I wish that a certain Porsche 928 GT was restored.

Granted but it's restored by time travel and sent to June 11th, 1990

[sub68]

3 minutes ago, Red said:

Granted, but I'll still keep on using bloody, it isn't actually considered to be a swear.

 

I wish that a certain Porsche 928 GT was restored.

Granted but the paint is done crappy

I wish I had a BMW 3 series

[sub68]

3 minutes ago, FakeKGB said:

Granted but it's restored by time travel and sent to June 11th, 1990

I wish you made wishes

[WhitetailAni]

Just now, sub68 said:

I wish you made wishes

Granted, I wish that I would no longer have to wish

[sub68]

Just now, FakeKGB said:

Granted, I wish that I would no longer have to wish

Granted your banned of of this thread 

I wish I had better typing ability