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35 minutes ago, ragnarok0273 said:

Granted, it has too much coffee and you drown in the coffee.

I wish AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Granted.  You now live in the Monty python’s holy grail universe.  
 

I wish I knew what was up with my tub drain.

Not a pro, not even very good.  I’m just old and have time currently.  Assuming I know a lot about computers can be a mistake.

 

Life is like a bowl of chocolates: there are all these little crinkly paper cups everywhere.

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1 minute ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, but it’s AAAAAABAAA instead.

 

I wish for something good to drink.

Granted, it's pig slop.

I wish that my Chromebook worked.

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On 12/17/2020 at 2:56 PM, ragnarok0273 said:

Granted, it's pig slop.

I wish that my Chromebook worked.

Granted but it 's teleported 1000 miles away

 

I wish I could buy a ryzen 5 5600x

CPU: Ryzen 5 5600x  | GPU: GTX 1070 FE | RAM: TridentZ 16GB 3200MHz | Motherboard: Gigabyte B450 Aorus M | PSU: EVGA 650 B3 | STORAGE: Boot drive: Crucial MX500 1TB, Secondary drive: WD Blue 1TB hdd | CASE: Phanteks P350x | OS: Windows 10 | Monitor: Main: ASUS VP249QGR 144Hz, Secondary: Dell E2014h 1600x900

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4 minutes ago, TrainFan90 said:

Granted but it 's teleported 1000 miles away

 

I wish I could buy a ryzen 5 5600x

Granted you can now buy one at Aliexpress but upon recieving it you quickly notice something is off. It was in fact a Phenom X6 with a 5600x lid soldered onto it.

 

I wish gasoline would be free.

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14 minutes ago, aDoomGuy said:

Granted you can now buy one at Aliexpress but upon recieving it you quickly notice something is off. It was in fact a Phenom X6 with a 5600x lid soldered onto it.

 

I wish gasoline would be free.

Granted, but since nothing is free, it costs 1 lunch

I wish for A1314

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On 12/22/2020 at 8:47 AM, ragnarok0273 said:

Granted, but since nothing is free, it costs 1 lunch

I wish for A1314

Granted, but the person who gives it to you doesn't know what that is so they give you the wrong thing.

 

I wish for more hard drives.

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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5 minutes ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, but the person who gives it to you doesn't know what that is so they give you the wrong thing.

 

I wish for more hard drives.

Granted, they are 1MB 50-pin SCSI hard drives in 5.25" form factor.

I wish for a 64K instead of 512K cluster size.

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28 minutes ago, ragnarok0273 said:

Granted, they are 1MB 50-pin SCSI hard drives in 5.25" form factor.

I wish for a 64K instead of 512K cluster size.

Granted, you get hit by 64K cluster bombs.

 

I wish I had better luck in WoT.

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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1 minute ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, you get hit by 64K cluster bombs.

 

I wish I had better luck in WoT.

Granted, but I don't know what WoT is and I name it Wishes of Tragedy.

You now have better luck in getting tragic wishes granted.

I wish that my copy of MS-DOS 6.21 Plus Enhanced Tools on 3 3.5" 1.44MB floppy disks worked correctly - disk 2 works fine, disks 1 and 3 do not.

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On 12/23/2020 at 8:42 PM, ragnarok0273 said:

I wish that my copy of MS-DOS 6.21 Plus Enhanced Tools on 3 3.5" 1.44MB floppy disks worked correctly - disk 2 works fine, disks 1 and 3 do not.

Granted but the computer you want to use it in breaks

 

I wish the RTX 3060 ti fe would come back in stock

CPU: Ryzen 5 5600x  | GPU: GTX 1070 FE | RAM: TridentZ 16GB 3200MHz | Motherboard: Gigabyte B450 Aorus M | PSU: EVGA 650 B3 | STORAGE: Boot drive: Crucial MX500 1TB, Secondary drive: WD Blue 1TB hdd | CASE: Phanteks P350x | OS: Windows 10 | Monitor: Main: ASUS VP249QGR 144Hz, Secondary: Dell E2014h 1600x900

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1 minute ago, TrainFan90 said:

I wish the RTX 3060 ti fe would come back in stock

Granted, but the scalpers buy it all up.

I wish for a phone line in our house, with the number 1 (847) 856-9237, and that all the phone line cables would be connected, and that it also came with dial-up.

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3 minutes ago, ragnarok0273 said:

Granted, but the scalpers buy it all up.

I wish for a phone line in our house, with the number 1 (847) 856-9237, and that all the phone line cables would be connected, and that it also came with dial-up.

Granted, you now have a phone line into your house with the number 1 (847) 856-9237, and all phone lines are connected and it even came with dial-up. But, the bill is 2 million US Dollars and it doesn't work.

 

I wish that when the phone service providers say they are sending me a SIM-card it will actually get here for once.

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Just now, aDoomGuy said:

I wish that when the phone service providers say they are sending me a SIM-card it will actually get here for once.

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish for the HDD rails for my case, that aren't broken, bent, mangled, or otherwise deformed.

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Just now, ragnarok0273 said:

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish for the HDD rails for my case, that aren't broken, bent, mangled, or otherwise deformed.

Granted. You now have the HDD rails, but when you put hard drives in them the drives mysteriously disappear.

 

I wish for more money.

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1 minute ago, aDoomGuy said:

Granted. You now have the HDD rails, but when you put hard drives in them the drives mysteriously disappear.

 

I wish for more money.

Granted, you get 10,000 Brazilian Cruzieros.

I wish for a 100TB ExaDrive.

elephants

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2 minutes ago, ragnarok0273 said:

Granted, you get 10,000 Brazilian Cruzieros.

I wish for a 100TB ExaDrive.

Granted, but you got it from Wish.com and it's a fake drive so your data vanishes.

 

I wish the beta BIOS would be fully released and that it tripled my graphics card performance with resizable bar support for RTX 2000.

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Just now, aDoomGuy said:

I wish the beta BIOS would be fully released and that it tripled my graphics card performance with resizable bar support for RTX 2000.

Granted, but it changes the GPU clock to 2 Hz and you can't change it, as BIOS flashback was disabled and the BIOS chip is integrated into the GPU die.

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7 hours ago, ragnarok0273 said:

Granted, but it changes the GPU clock to 2 Hz and you can't change it, as BIOS flashback was disabled and the BIOS chip is integrated into the GPU die.

Banned for not wishing.

 

Anyways, I wish that your signature is not just a spoiler hole until I see “elephants”.

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7 hours ago, Smurf09 said:

Banned for not wishing.

 

Anyways, I wish that your signature is not just a spoiler hole until I see “elephants”.

Granted but its now a spoiler hole that says "elephants are supreme"

I wish for a tube of Thermal Grizzly Kryonaut.

I will recommend an NHu12s (or an NHd15 (maybe)) for your PC build. Quote or @ me @Prodigy_Smit for me to see your replies.

PSU Teir List | Howdy! A Windows Hello Alternative 

 

 

Desktop :

i7 8700 | Quadro P4000 8GB |  64gb 2933Mhz cl18 | 500 GB Samsung 960 Pro | 1tb SSD Samsung 850 evo

Laptop :

ASUS G14 | R9 5900hs | RTX 3060 | 16GB 3200Mhz | 1 TB SSD

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21 minutes ago, Prodigy_Smit said:

Granted but its now a spoiler hole that says "elephants are supreme"

I wish for a tube of Thermal Grizzly Kryonaut.

Granted, but it explodes when you go near it.

I wish for nothing with no consequences.

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25 minutes ago, Smurf09 said:

Granted, but it explodes when you go near it.

I wish for nothing with no consequences.

Granted, you get complete void.

 

I wish I had a good cup of coffee.

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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10 minutes ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, you get complete void.

 

I wish I had a good cup of coffee.

Granted, it's rancid coffee in a good cup

 

I wish I was smart enough to pay $2 more for express shipping, because I'm not earning $8 a day while waiting for my stuffs

-sigh- feeling like I'm being too negative lately

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28 minutes ago, Moonzy said:

Granted, it's rancid coffee in a good cup

 

I wish I was smart enough to pay $2 more for express shipping, because I'm not earning $8 a day while waiting for my stuffs

granted the package gets lost and takes half the year to come.

 

I wish my driveshaft for my RC car would come whole and unmangled/broken.

I live in misery USA. my timezone is central daylight time which is either UTC -5 or -4 because the government hates everyone.

into trains? here's the model railroad thread!

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Just now, The King of the Undead said:

granted the package gets lost and takes half the year to come.

Granted, your next three wishes never happen.

I wish for my package to arrive.

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3 minutes ago, ragnarok0273 said:

Granted, your next three wishes never happen.

I wish for my package to arrive.

granted. it's a pipe bomb.

 

I wish for a better laptop that works.

I live in misery USA. my timezone is central daylight time which is either UTC -5 or -4 because the government hates everyone.

into trains? here's the model railroad thread!

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