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Clean Wishes and Corruptions

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1 minute ago, The King of the Undead said:

\I wish my driveshaft for my RC car would come whole and unmangled/broken.

Granted, but it doubles in size and doesn't fit.

I wish for 820-1747-A in working condition.

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Just now, The King of the Undead said:

I wish for a better laptop that works.

Granted, but it's frozen, the battery never dies, and it plays nyan cat until eternity ends.

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8 hours ago, ragnarok0273 said:

Granted, but it's frozen, the battery never dies, and it plays nyan cat until eternity ends.

at least the battery won't die and I can remove it and have infinite power

8 hours ago, ragnarok0273 said:

Granted, but it doubles in size and doesn't fit.

I wish for 820-1747-A in working condition.

granted! the battery is so bad that it is more hassle than it is worth and every time you try to replace it the battery breaks

 

I wish my body didn't have so many problems.

I live in misery USA. my timezone is central daylight time which is either UTC -5 or -4 because the government hates everyone.

into trains? here's the model railroad thread!

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52 minutes ago, The King of the Undead said:

I wish my body didn't have so many problems.

Granted, instead your computer and house do.

I wish that my fan didn't have a proprietary connector.

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36 minutes ago, ragnarok0273 said:

Granted, instead your computer and house do.

I wish that my fan didn't have a proprietary connector.

Granted, it has no connector.

 

I wish for something good to drink.

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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Just now, Tog Driver said:

Granted, it has no connector.

 

I wish for something good to drink.

Granted, you get every single kind of drink everywhere mixed together.

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2 hours ago, ragnarok0273 said:

Granted, you get every single kind of drink everywhere mixed together.

Granted, you get 1 free wish, and that is:

“I wish that I did not like elephants”

Also...

I wish that my 4 posts could be back.

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1 minute ago, Smurf09 said:

Granted, you get 1 free wish, and that is:

“I wish that I did not like elephants”

Also...

I wish that my 4 posts could be back.

Granted. But then they get taken away again.

I wish for a working Core i3-2125 with the IHS, gold contacts, correct size, except with a base clock of 1.4 GHz.

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2 minutes ago, ragnarok0273 said:

Granted. But then they get taken away again.

I wish for a working Core i3-2125 with the IHS, gold contacts, correct size, except with a base clock of 1.4 GHz.

Granted, but it has to mine 14 cryptocurrency at the same time.

I wish for E.

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1 minute ago, Smurf09 said:

Granted, but it has to mine 14 cryptocurrency at the same time.

I wish for E.

Granted, but you get 3.

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1 minute ago, ragnarok0273 said:

Granted, but you get 3.

Please make a wish for others to corrupt.

I wish that my wishes will be incorruptible.

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Just now, Smurf09 said:

Please make a wish for others to corrupt.

I wish that my wishes will be incorruptible.

Granted, but they don't work.

I wish for a3d8513b4abf8db3967895ce594d8972

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9 minutes ago, ragnarok0273 said:

Granted, but they don't work.

I wish for a3d8513b4abf8db3967895ce594d8972

Granted, but no one likes you.

 

I wish I had coffee.

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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1 minute ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, but no one likes you.

 

I wish I had coffee.

Granted, but it has 10 times as much sugar and the cup is the size of a thimble.

I wish for a POTS line.

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11 minutes ago, ragnarok0273 said:

Granted, but it has 10 times as much sugar and the cup is the size of a thimble.

I wish for a POTS line.

Granted, but the only phone number you can call is 420-666-6969

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16 hours ago, ragnarok0273 said:

Granted, instead your computer and house do.

you'd be surprised how little that changes anything.

12 hours ago, Smurf09 said:

Granted, but the only phone number you can call is 420-666-6969

wheren't you complaining about people not wishing earlier?

 

I wish I could see grandpa again.

I live in misery USA. my timezone is central daylight time which is either UTC -5 or -4 because the government hates everyone.

into trains? here's the model railroad thread!

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Just now, The King of the Undead said:

I wish I could see grandpa again.

Granted.

But he can't see you.

I wish for a free RTX 3060 FE that works perfectly, fits in an x16 slot, runs at PCIe 4.0, has working display outputs, and is compatible with my system.

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1 minute ago, ragnarok0273 said:

 

I wish for a free RTX 3060 FE that works perfectly, fits in an x16 slot, runs at PCIe 4.0, has working display outputs, and is compatible with my system.

granted! your monitor breaks.

 

I wish bangoods shipping estimates were acurate.

I live in misery USA. my timezone is central daylight time which is either UTC -5 or -4 because the government hates everyone.

into trains? here's the model railroad thread!

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Just now, The King of the Undead said:

granted! your monitor breaks.

I don't care.

That monitor was dying anyway, and it was too loud.

CRT.

1 minute ago, The King of the Undead said:

I wish bangoods shipping estimates were acurate.

Granted, their shipping estimates now say "sometime in 2069".

elephants

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I wish I had a new camera

Everyone, Creator - 初音ミク Hatsune Miku Google commercial.

 

 

Cameras: Main: Canon 70D - Secondary: Panasonic GX85 - Spare: Samsung ST68. - Action cams: GoPro Hero+, Akaso EK7000pro

Dead cameras: Nikion s4000, Canon XTi

 

Pc's

Spoiler

Dell optiplex 5050 (main) - i5-6500- 20GB ram -500gb samsung 970 evo  500gb WD blue HDD - dvd r/w

 

HP compaq 8300 prebuilt - Intel i5-3470 - 8GB ram - 500GB HDD - bluray drive

 

old windows 7 gaming desktop - Intel i5 2400 - lenovo CIH61M V:1.0 - 4GB ram - 1TB HDD - dual DVD r/w

 

main laptop acer e5 15 - Intel i3 7th gen - 16GB ram - 1TB HDD - dvd drive                                                                     

 

school laptop lenovo 300e chromebook 2nd gen - Intel celeron - 4GB ram - 32GB SSD 

 

audio mac- 2017 apple macbook air A1466 EMC 3178

Any questions? pm me.

#Muricaparrotgang                                                                                   

 

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4 hours ago, FakeKGB said:

Granted, but it saves to LightCards and USB readers cost $42069.

You forgot to make a wish.

 

I wish people didn’t forget to make wishes.

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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1 minute ago, Tog Driver said:

I wish people didn’t forget to make wishes.

Granted, but the wish fairies are overloaded and they all crash.

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1 minute ago, FakeKGB said:

Granted, but the wish fairies are overloaded and they all crash.

You didn’t make a wish again.

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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4 minutes ago, Tog Driver said:

You didn’t make a wish again.

You were expecting the wish to work?

Not a pro, not even very good.  I’m just old and have time currently.  Assuming I know a lot about computers can be a mistake.

 

Life is like a bowl of chocolates: there are all these little crinkly paper cups everywhere.

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