i wish I was taller

[azorahai]

47 minutes ago, straight_stewie said:

I didn't say that they didn't (however I personally find it difficult to attract women :/) I said it makes certain things more difficult because things don't physically line up very well and in certain maneuvers you have to contort yourself or use risers to complete the docking procedure. (trying to keep a conversation like this pg is harder than I thought).

LOL. I can't imagine coitus being difficult. When you are laying down you are all the same height. I guess doggystyle would be trickier but then you can just stand.

[themctipers]

My friend says that being taller makes you dumber and die faster

 

he claims that he's taller than me also

[straight_stewie]

8 minutes ago, azorahai said:

LOL. I can't imagine coitus being difficult. When you are laying down you are all the same height. I guess doggystyle would be trickier but then you can just stand.

Well whatever, height rotated into the horizontal plane becomes length, so then it's length. whatever. When I'm kissing an average girl while lying down, my pecker is by her knees or worse. For doggystyle, I either get to use a very uncomfortable up and down motion (which puts my guy in all sorts of funny angles) or put her on my bed and stand. In missionary I'm too tall, so I have to fold her in half and use a rather uncomfortable up and down motion, that puts my pecker in all sorts of funny angles. 

There are only 3 comfortable/easy positions that I've been able to find so far, her sitting on a chair or couch and me kneeling on the ground, her on top, or doggystyle with her on my bed and me standing. 

Being tall with a short or average girl precludes you from finding comfort in most positions. Some, like soixante-neuf, won't work at all.

Anyway, I don't want to get censored, so I'm not going to be replying to this thread anymore. lol. 

[azorahai]

2 minutes ago, straight_stewie said:

Well whatever, height rotated into the horizontal plane becomes length, so then it's length. whatever. When I'm kissing an average girl while lying down, my pecker is by her knees or worse. For doggystyle, I either get to use a very uncomfortable up and down motion (which puts my guy in all sorts of funny angles) or put her on my bed and stand. In missionary I'm too tall, so I have to fold her in half and use a rather uncomfortable up and down motion, that puts my pecker in all sorts of funny angles. 

There are only 3 comfortable/easy positions that I've been able to find so far, her sitting on a chair or couch and me kneeling on the ground, her on top, or doggystyle with her on my bed and me standing. 

Being tall with a short or average girl precludes you from finding comfort in most positions. Some, like soixante-neuf, won't work at all.

Find a girl of 5'10" and above?

[straight_stewie]

6 minutes ago, azorahai said:

Find a girl of 5'10" and above?

Those are rare and already taken.

Just trust me, the grass is always greener on the other side, but it's rarely so. Mow your own lawn and stop trying to buy mine. It's not as nice as it looks, you can't see all the imperfections just by looking over the fence.

[Mr.Meerkat]

On 7/4/2016 at 11:29 AM, LAwLz said:

I am about 6'5" (196 cm) and I wish I was shorter.

It is such a pain being too tall. I can literally not sit in some seats on things like buses. I can almost never sit anywhere without my knees hitting whatever is in front of me.

Hugging/kissing is a real pain in the ass too. You either shove them right into your chest, or you have to lean forward/crouch in an awkward way.

 

So think of it on the bright side. At least you got decent amount of leg space, and there is a possibility that a tall woman will shove your face into her chest when she wants to hug you.

Considering that I'm only 5'11" (180cm) (except I have legs as long as my 6' 2-3" friend and a upper body smaller than my 5' 7" friend), my legs also hit whatever is in-front of me and it's really annoying as some times, I can't even sit down properly or get cramps in my knees within minuets of sitting down ...

[azorahai]

2 minutes ago, straight_stewie said:

Those are rare and already taken.

Just trust me, the grass is always greener on the other side, but it's rarely so. Mow your own lawn and stop trying to buy mine. It's not as nice as it looks, you can't see all the imperfections just by looking over the fence.

On Match.com at least in Toronto has hundreds of hot single women around 5'10". Heck, i take what I can get but even women as short as 4'11 start with the height nazi bullshit

[straight_stewie]

14 minutes ago, azorahai said:

On Match.com at least in Toronto has hundreds of hot single women around 5'10". Heck, i take what I can get but even women as short as 4'11 start with the height nazi bullshit

This list should clear this up a little. 

Seriously bro, the right girl for you will come along if you just focus on bettering the things about yourself that you can actually change, instead of wallowing in your self pity over things that can never be.

 

[BuckGup]

On 7/3/2016 at 5:51 PM, azorahai said:

29, said to be attractive, good job, home owner, 5'6". I go on dates with women of all sizes but they all end up leaving soon and tell me that I am too short. I haven't been able to find a normal girlfriend forever unless she is Asian and I'm just not attracted to Asian women. I hate life.

Get some high heels

[Brock Samson]

I wish i was shorter, i have some minor degree of Gigantism, some of family members have it too my niece is 5'9 and she is nine, my uncle is 7'2 and they both struggle to swim and run. like me i barely fit in my friend's brz, since a iam larger at 6'8 and 250lbs i tend to eat much more than my dad he is 5'9 and 160lbs. i can't ride a bike, run, swim, play football or soccer more than hour because my pressure skyrockets and then i pass out. Remember that there many ladies that don't mind height difference. Being 5'6 is not that bad, Linus is round that height i think height does not effect him, heck i bet i would loss to him in game of Badminton. Don't a few hiccups in dating let you down. Just the best version of yourself, remember if they complain about your height i can't image what they will react to the bigger issues in life.

[dalekphalm]

9 minutes ago, straight_stewie said:

This list should clear this up a little. 

Seriously bro, the right girl for you will come along if you just focus on bettering the things about yourself that you can actually change, instead of wallowing in your self pity over things that can never be.

 

This^ on so many levels.

 

@azorahai dude, you're short. Get over it. I'm only an inch taller than you, and I've got a sexy and fine lady. Don't come up with excuses about how no girl wants you because you're too tall. Either you're being ridiculously picky, or you're doing something wrong.

 

Work on your confidence. If you're 5'6 and a girl can pick up on the "Oh woe is me, I am le short, and thus, girls are thyne destined to avoid thee", then she sure as hell isn't gonna want to stick around long enough to get to know you.

 

Girls. Love. Confidence.

 

Don't actually have any? Fake it until it's real. Seriously. Pretend you've got confidence, and real confidence will follow. Read some self-help books or something if you think that'll help, but the problem is NOT your height. There are literally millions of other men who are also 5'6. You think they all don't have girlfriends or can't keep a woman? Hells no.

[deWaardt]

2 hours ago, azorahai said:

I appreciate that you guys are trying to help with the whole "being tall ain't great either" comments but in the real world when you're tall (even obscenely tall) people treat you with a lot more respect than if you are short.

 

For instance, just the other day I saw a woman who happened to be a midget trying carefully to step on to the escalator. A guy just comes up from behind her and picks her up and puts her on the escalator. He looked like he wanted to then pat her on the head or something else that is "cute". She didn't ask for his help and she looked embarrassed and also a bit annoyed.

 

If you go on a dating site you'll often see women place a pretty firm cap on the minimum height range for their partner but never the maximum. Oddly, if I try and go for women of like 5 feet they are worse than the women around my height because they just expect men to be like 6 feet. It is a very odd phenomenon but short women are probably more height elitist than average height to tall women.

The less respect thing seems kinda true.

People generally already start disliking me simply because I'm a shallow 5'1".

 

It even seems to be an issue while getting a job. I've had it like 4 or 5 times already they were expecting someone larger, because I would be unable to do the job properly. You don't need to be 6+ feet in order to clean dishes...

 

In order to get a girlfriend....

Well, I really don't have a clue. Girls don't like me. They think I'm cute for looking like a 14 year old kid. Even the average 14 year old kid is larger than me.

Might try again at university.

 

Meeting people is also often quite hard, as people will start judging me because I'm small and saying things about my height before talking to me.

 

 

Apart from the social aspect, being small is actually quite awesome.

 

I fit everywhere, I can lie on the sofa in all kinds of different positions, every sleeping bag is comfortable for me, no bed is too large for me and I can sleep in whatever position I want, I'm small enough to fit anyways.

 

When I can't reach something in the top cupboard, I just climb on the counter. I can climb on the counter with ease.

When I have to vacuum a room or something, I don't put the chairs aside to vacuum under the table, I climb under the table with the vacuum cleaner. Way faster.

 

When working with PC's, my hands fit anywhere so these tiny annoying front connector cables aren't really an issue, and I can pick dropped screws from almost anywhere.

 

I've also done some sport to become a little more flexible, so I can put myself into almost any position.

I fit in a goddamn cupboard lmao. I fit goddamn anywhere.

 

I've actually had quite some fun "abusing" my height.

I entered my little sister's class (she's 14), the teacher didn't even notice at first. When she noticed, she just asked if I was new. I just said yes, and my books are still on the way and I'm not signed into the system and stuff.

 

And I got away with it just fine

 

Also, when there was like a max age of 15 or something, and above that you had to pay, I could just say I'm 15. I basically look 14/15 and noone ever asks.

Been doing that for years now. When I was 15 I looked 11/12, so I could go almost anywhere for free because on most flea markets and stuff kids were free, and "kid" counted till 12 years. Started getting a little hard though when my voice was deepening

 

There are some more awkward things though, in class when we had high seats my feet wouldn't reach the floor, when driving a car I have to put the seat all the way forward, and due to my weight (48kg, 106lbs) I have a friend who likes to just pick me up. Replacing a light bulb is quite a situation, and there's the problem of people not believing I'm 17.

 

All and all, I think being small is actually quite fun. Making friends can be a little harder as people are more likely to pick on you for your height, but once that's done there's almost only positives.

 

 

[azorahai]

2 hours ago, dalekphalm said:

This^ on so many levels.

 

@azorahai dude, you're short. Get over it. I'm only an inch taller than you, and I've got a sexy and fine lady. Don't come up with excuses about how no girl wants you because you're too tall. Either you're being ridiculously picky, or you're doing something wrong.

 

Work on your confidence. If you're 5'6 and a girl can pick up on the "Oh woe is me, I am le short, and thus, girls are thyne destined to avoid thee", then she sure as hell isn't gonna want to stick around long enough to get to know you.

 

Girls. Love. Confidence.

 

Don't actually have any? Fake it until it's real. Seriously. Pretend you've got confidence, and real confidence will follow. Read some self-help books or something if you think that'll help, but the problem is NOT your height. There are literally millions of other men who are also 5'6. You think they all don't have girlfriends or can't keep a woman? Hells no.

Thank you