My complaints about Wife1.0.exe

[MathijsZ77]

My complaints about Wife1.0.exe!@#$%@#$  :angry: 

 

 

"Dear Helpdesk,

 

A while ago I've switched to Wife1.0.exe from Fiance7.0.exe and it has come to my attention that the application has installed another application called Baby1.0.exe. This application takes an immense ammount of space on the HDD. This application is not mentioned in the user manual of Wife1.0.exe.

 

Furthermore, the application Wife1.0.exe installs itself in all other applications en starts itself whenever I start any random application. This way it sabbotages the correct working of other applications. Some apps, like PartyAllNightLong_2.5.exe, NightOutWithFriends10.9.exe and FootballOnTV16.4.exe are completely corrupted, there's no way tot run them at all! On top of all of that, some weir background program (a virus?) automatically installs itself which leads to MotherInLaw1.0.exe to run, the whole system goes nuts and Wife1.0.exe all of a sudden does weird things.

 

I can't manage to uninstall this program which freaks me out, especially when I try to run the application SundayMorningSex.exe. It even looks that some parts of this have permanent bugs. For instance C:\SexOnSaturdayNight.exe refuses to run.

 

I'm considering to switch back to Fiance7.0.exe, but the uninstallation of Wife1.0.exe is extremely complicated and I can't quit figure out what the impact would be to my other apps like Baby1.0.exe which, I must admit, I like a lot. 

 

Please help me.

 

Thanks in advance,

 

Mathijs"

 

 

 

Response from the helpdesk:

 

 

 

"Dear Mathijs,

 

Your complaint comes on a regular basis. A lot of users switch from FianceX.0.exe to Wife1.0.exe with the misleading idea that Wife1.0.exe is a relaxing- and utility-application is. Wife1.0.exe is a lot more than that;

 

It is a complete OS, designed to manage and control all of your applications. It is almost impossible to uninstall Wife1.0.exe and downgrade to FianceX.0.exe because it will behave exactly the same as Wife1.0.exe, which means that it doesn't matter too much.

 

The same occurs to MotherInLawX.0.exe. Applications like this, from an older generation, are derived versions from WifeX.0.exe and many times have compatibility issues. This applications are very worse protected to modern viruses, will be infected soon but will disapear by itself.
 

Some users try to format the complete HDD to install FiancePlus.exe of Wife2.0.exe, but this can have huge impacts (read Wife1.0.exe's user manual section XI: "Allimentation and Co-parenthood").

 

Important: if u install Fiance8.0.exe, don't switch immediatly to Wife2.0.exe. The compatibiltiy issues that will occur are much complex than with version 1.0.

 

The versions Wife3.0.exe and Wife4.0.exe after all, are for specialized users, extremely expensive and therefore not recommended for normal users. 

 

If u can't succeed with any of this systems, I highly recommend trying out Single1.0.exe or Trio5.3.exe. But even more I advice you to keep using Wife1.0.exe and keep learning and do your very best. Personally I use Wife1.0.exe for over a decade with very much succes and from my experiences I can recommend you consulting the sections Frequently Asked Questions and Common Mistakes in the user manual.

 

Wife1.0.exe is a very sensitive executable and will immediatly switch to Safe Mode when a error occurs. This means that have to treat you executables with extreme causion, given the fact that with Wife1.0.exe any error that occurs, no mather which, the cause indisputable is yours.

 

The fix usually is using the command C:\Sorry.exe whenever any error occurs. Try not to use escape, as also backspace, cause afterwards you will have to use C:\Sorry.exe /Flowers /All to fix the application, and - as you know - you shoudn't do this too much to keep it effective.

 

Wife1.0.exe is a very interesting application, but can cause huge bills with the wrong use. I highly recommend ordering the expension packs Flowers5.0.exe and Jewelry2.3.exe. 

 

Also you could try using YesBabe14.7.exe or YoureRightHun8.0.exe. This applications are available for free on the internet and the results are okay - good.

 

Watch out!

Never install TonightMyFriensComeOver4.6.exe, AssistantInMiniSkirt3.3.exe or Girlfriend1.1.exe! This applications will not work in the Wife1.0 OS and will cause irreparably damage.

 

To make C:\SexOnSatudayNight.exe work, you should try to first run commands like C:\Tools\GetHerDrunk.exe or C:\Tools\DiamondNecklace.exe.

 

If you have any questions:

Call: 1-WhatHaveIDone (2,20 Dollar/min)"

[Lamb]

What did I just read? Lol

[Guest]

Wow that is awesome :lol:. I just got my new version of Girlfriend1.0.exe it was a free upgrade from Friends5.8.exe after I removed the friendzone.bat virus.

[SkilledRebuilds]

Fucking Epic LOL!

Loved that, very well laid out.

[whatthe_fuzz]

 

censored by yours truly

[MathijsZ77]

Wow that is awesome :lol:. I just got my new version of Girlfriend1.0.exe it was a free upgrade from Friends5.8.exe after I removed the friendzone.bat virus.

 

Nice add to the story mate! Nice to hear that you succeeded to remove the friendzone.bat virus, many people seem to fail when executing the C:\Actions\Kiss.exe command.. 

[Matsy]

That was very clever.

 

[brownninja97]

Thats enough internet for today.

[Thunderjolt]

Oh my god.... This is amazing!

[Rekhyt]

I only interface with my Girlfriend.1.2.exe install over a long distance network. It minimizes conflicts and allows better compatibility with other programs, such as the Female Friends Suite, but it also puts a huge delay on some queries; CrazySex.exe basically never works.

 

I hear upgrading to the Fiance.x.x package only works locally. Is that true?!

[TheMail]

error 404: wife not found

[MathijsZ77]

I only interface with my Girlfriend.1.2.exe install over a long distance network. It minimizes conflicts and allows better compatibility with other programs, such as the Female Friends Suite, but it also puts a huge delay on some queries; CrazySex.exe basically never works.

 

I hear upgrading to the Fiance.x.x package only works locally. Is that true?

Yes.. that is - sadly enough - true. Google Fiber may minimize some of your problems since Ultra HD streaming will be possible. Giggidy giggidy

[qwertywarrior]

Tldr

 

move to off topic

[MathijsZ77]

Tldr

 

move to off topic 

 

I assumed this belongs here because it is somehow tech related.

[MG2R]

And just as I was going to bed, the Northern Neighbours made my night!

 

Since how long have you switched to Wife1.0.exe? Are you sure you applied all patches and updates?

 

I'm still at Girlfriend3.3.5.exe at the moment, keeping it that way...

[DirkaFat]

Am I the only one who saw this joke already?

[MG2R]

Am I the only one who saw this joke already?

apparantly so.

 

EDIT: nevermind: http://voices.yahoo.com/upgrading-girlfriend-90-wife-10-98171.html

OP, why you copypasta?

[ologiic]

Yeah I think i'm going to keep using girlfriend1.9 for a while. don't plan on upgrading to wife.1 anytime soon. 

[aizdaman]

lol this was epic

[Cryptonite]

My complaints about Wife1.0.exe!@#$%@#$  :angry: 

 

 

"Dear Helpdesk,

 

A while ago I've switched to Wife1.0.exe from Fiance7.0.exe and it has come to my attention that the application has installed another application called Baby1.0.exe. This application takes an immense ammount of space on the HDD. This application is not mentioned in the user manual of Wife1.0.exe.

 

Furthermore, the application Wife1.0.exe installs itself in all other applications en starts itself whenever I start any random application. This way it sabbotages the correct working of other applications. Some apps, like PartyAllNightLong_2.5.exe, NightOutWithFriends10.9.exe and FootballOnTV16.4.exe are completely corrupted, there's no way tot run them at all! On top of all of that, some weir background program (a virus?) automatically installs itself which leads to MotherInLaw1.0.exe to run, the whole system goes nuts and Wife1.0.exe all of a sudden does weird things.

 

I can't manage to uninstall this program which freaks me out, especially when I try to run the application SundayMorningSex.exe. It even looks that some parts of this have permanent bugs. For instance C:\SexOnSaturdayNight.exe refuses to run.

 

I'm considering to switch back to Fiance7.0.exe, but the uninstallation of Wife1.0.exe is extremely complicated and I can't quit figure out what the impact would be to my other apps like Baby1.0.exe which, I must admit, I like a lot. 

 

Please help me.

 

Thanks in advance,

 

Mathijs"

 

 

 

Response from the helpdesk:

 

 

 

"Dear Mathijs,

 

Your complaint comes on a regular basis. A lot of users switch from FianceX.0.exe to Wife1.0.exe with the misleading idea that Wife1.0.exe is a relaxing- and utility-application is. Wife1.0.exe is a lot more than that;

 

It is a complete OS, designed to manage and control all of your applications. It is almost impossible to uninstall Wife1.0.exe and downgrade to FianceX.0.exe because it will behave exactly the same as Wife1.0.exe, which means that it doesn't matter too much.

 

The same occurs to MotherInLawX.0.exe. Applications like this, from an older generation, are derived versions from WifeX.0.exe and many times have compatibility issues. This applications are very worse protected to modern viruses, will be infected soon but will disapear by itself.

 

Some users try to format the complete HDD to install FiancePlus.exe of Wife2.0.exe, but this can have huge impacts (read Wife1.0.exe's user manual section XI: "Allimentation and Co-parenthood").

 

Important: if u install Fiance8.0.exe, don't switch immediatly to Wife2.0.exe. The compatibiltiy issues that will occur are much complex than with version 1.0.

 

The versions Wife3.0.exe and Wife4.0.exe after all, are for specialized users, extremely expensive and therefore not recommended for normal users. 

 

If u can't succeed with any of this systems, I highly recommend trying out Single1.0.exe or Trio5.3.exe. But even more I advice you to keep using Wife1.0.exe and keep learning and do your very best. Personally I use Wife1.0.exe for over a decade with very much succes and from my experiences I can recommend you consulting the sections Frequently Asked Questions and Common Mistakes in the user manual.

 

Wife1.0.exe is a very sensitive executable and will immediatly switch to Safe Mode when a error occurs. This means that have to treat you executables with extreme causion, given the fact that with Wife1.0.exe any error that occurs, no mather which, the cause indisputable is yours.

 

The fix usually is using the command C:\Sorry.exe whenever any error occurs. Try not to use escape, as also backspace, cause afterwards you will have to use C:\Sorry.exe /Flowers /All to fix the application, and - as you know - you shoudn't do this too much to keep it effective.

 

Wife1.0.exe is a very interesting application, but can cause huge bills with the wrong use. I highly recommend ordering the expension packs Flowers5.0.exe and Jewelry2.3.exe. 

 

Also you could try using YesBabe14.7.exe or YoureRightHun8.0.exe. This applications are available for free on the internet and the results are okay - good.

 

Watch out!

Never install TonightMyFriensComeOver4.6.exe, AssistantInMiniSkirt3.3.exe or Girlfriend1.1.exe! This applications will not work in the Wife1.0 OS and will cause irreparably damage.

 

To make C:\SexOnSatudayNight.exe work, you should try to first run commands like C:\Tools\GetHerDrunk.exe or C:\Tools\DiamondNecklace.exe.

 

If you have any questions:

Call: 1-WhatHaveIDone (2,20 Dollar/min)"

good share, I also have that on my pc in a text document full of jokes somewhere.

[jamese669]

well im still on fiance1.0 and have just installed baby 1.0 but will upgrade to wife 1.0 in the near future

[MathijsZ77]

good share, I also have that on my pc in a text document full of jokes somewhere.

I saw a Dutch version on Facebook, thought he was the genius..

[Ookami]

Soo this is next Windows OS system after 8.1? Kernel will be stored in Allyourmoneyismine.exe and workyourassoff.exe. Defender will be replaced with doihavetocallmother.exe with a help from uaintgoingoutdrinking.exe

[MathijsZ77]

apparantly so.

EDIT: nevermind: http://voices.yahoo.com/upgrading-girlfriend-90-wife-10-98171.html

OP, why you copypasta?

Saw a Dutch version on FB, took me half an hour to translate and type/layout.

[Ookami]

Going more:

Explorer.exe - wakeuplazySOB.exe

svchost.exe - shutupimonthephonewithmother.exe

BSOD - mymomcomingtovisit.exe to read it run[n-word]run.exe

taskmgr.exe - sh*tyoudowhenimatbarber.exe

update.exe - goingshoppingwithyourcreditcard.exe followed up wreckedyourcarnotmyfault.exe and with theydeclinedyourcardafter5000bucks.exe

 

aaaaand not to forget malware/rootkits and viruses:

imonmyperiod.exe

mymomdontlikeyou.exe

doilookfat.exe

wegoingtoseeballet.exe

ithrowoutyouroldNES.exe

baby10spilledjuiceonyourstupidkeyboard.exe

idonthavenothingtowear.exe

turnleftherenothereyoustupidmalepig.exe