The BEST joke you have ever heard while playing a game

[Chatzev]

I am interested to hear what sort of jokes people have heard over the years. (Context is much appreciated)

 

The best one I can remember:  I was rolling with my outfit in Planetside 2 and we were decimating an enemy platoon when someone said: "I'd upload this to redtube, but they don't accept rape!" 

 

 

[redhalo626]

"ur mom"

[bradscoolio]

There will be 7 planets left by the time I'm done with you, because I'm going to destroy Uranus!

[Luc401]

people making fun of peoples toasters in the loading screen in dota 2

[techswede]

"RELEASE THE JANITOR!!"
A friend of mine when we were playing 3v3 arenas in wow cataclysm. (the janitor was my guild nickname,)

and everytime before we won an arena match i would /yell "the JANITOR is here to take out the F***ING TRASH!"

 

-"hey.. chris.." a guild mate said while we where waiting for a raid group to assemble.

-"yes?" i replied
-"go smoke a f***ing pancake" he answered with a complete deadpan voice

 

"IM TYPING RAINBOWS!?" - An old guild mate who was off his face on painkillers after breaking his leg... he was the main tank in the raid XD

 

 

 

 

[rashdanml]

 

Not exactly the best one, but certainly the most memorable one. ArenaNet put so much effort into random conversations like that, it's one of the many reasons I love Guild Wars 2. 

[DeViLzzz]

"ur mom"

First thing I thought of when I saw the topic.

[Adam the Grim]

My sister playing Far Cry 3, "JEREMY NO!!!" She was talking to a rock. (Not the best, but I can't think of the best one right now. :/ )

[LinusTech]

"That's what she said"

[Krillin]

"Bilbo Fraggins? More like Bilbo Laggins" while playing cs.go

[Esivo]

[sevs]

Not while gaming, but my cousin works on a ferry here in Norway where there often comes german tourists. Once a german said that the ferry was small and tight. My cousin replied: there was less space in Auschwitz...

[shimmikins]

playing counterstrike with mates and was a 'nade only map.. someone started singing.... 

 

[WAUZZZI]

Look at the chat :D

[cibergatox]

One of the best things someone has ever said to me was while playing League of Legends (Playing as Ahri: View Attachment if you've never played LoL)

 

"Some times I like to shove nine towels up my butt and pretend I'm Ahri."

^This makes me laugh still... 

 

[fletch to 99]

I once saw someone say "I went to set my password to penis, but it wasn't long enough."

 

Also in Mafia 2 there is a line "Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them."

[MrUnknown]

While playing Counter Strike at 1 in the morning stuff started to happened and this joke emerged:

  "What do you do with 1000 used condoms? You smelt it into a tire and call it a Good Year"

[AyoItzYu]

while playing halo, Player 1 was talking about how everyone's dick was tiny compared to his, and player 2 just comes out of nowhere and says: then you must pass out when you get a boner

I died. LOL

[Cal920c]

Playing starcraft (not sure if Brood War or Wings of Liberty).

 

Playing 4v4, my entire team leaves. 

 

I say: "Oh wow, everyone left me, im lonely"

 

Another player #1: "your never lonely as long as you have your right hand"

 

Another player #2: "but sometimes I use my left hand"

 

I say: "me too"

 

Another player #1: "yeah... i'm also ambidextrous"

 

I think I managed to take one one of them, but only for them to swamp me leaving their teammate to my wolves (more like tank-reinforced marine army)

[Skill Free Jake]

The taunts in Chivalry Medieval Warfare are pretty funny.

 

"Your sword looks a little short, if you know what I mean"

"You'll never be half the man your mother is"

"Your brain is a dry as a biscuit after a long voyage"

[BghMc]

I don't want to be offensive but some people in TF2 pay 100$ to buy a "ring" to marry someone and people would rename themselves to Adolf Hitler or something and then "Adolf Hitler" marries someone called Anne Frank.

Once agin, not trying to be offensive, it's just strange/funny.

People have also named themselves things like "their own mother" so when someone kills that person it says

"N00B killed Their Own Mother"

e.t.c

[Zjurc]

"Your mom is so fat even Blitzcrank can't pull her" 

 

I think that one made my year.

[Genecidalic]

Me and my buddies were playing cod modern warfare 2 and then all of this sudden this british guy started talking all kinds of mess. (Because we were beating him) Then my friend devin who was quiet the entire game yells in the best british accent ive ever heard "WHAT'S THAT MATE. I CANT HEAR YOU FROM ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE POND, WOULD YOU LIKE A SPOT OF TEA WITH YOUR BAG" I dont know why but i swear that was the funniest thing ive ever heard him say and hes made me laugh into tears multiple times but this was the best

[KneesWeak]

"I HOPE YOU KNOW KARATE, CUZ UR GONNA NEED TO BLOCK THIS KICK!" and got kicked

[everything count to life]

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