The BEST joke you have ever heard while playing a game

[exyia]

something out of The Citadel DLC of Mass Effect 3

 

so many hilarious moments...can't pick just one

[KneesWeak]

ooh I almost forgot, black ops 2 gameplay

[TheCafman98]

Today playing Halo 2 PC, i see a group of three people standing right next to each other. they weren't moving because they were all talking in chat.

 

ME: "How many licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?" (I switch over to my sniper and dial in on Guy#1)

ME: "One" (I shoot Guy#1 and dial in on Guy#2)

ME: "Two" (I shoot Guy#2 and dial in on Guy#3)

ME: "Three"(I shoot Guy#3)

Guy#2: "Guys, we just got killed buy a smartass literally"

(My gamertag is Smartass498) :lol: 

[CornSkull]

For the longest time my friend and I thought that Aatrox (from League of Legends) had his "joke"/quote that goes as follows: "Nobody understands me, they called my work a hand job."

 

Needless to say we were wrong.

[JammyPiano]

Playing Chivalry. MVP from other team: "Dost thou even hoist?"

[wtfxmitchell]

I was playing mw2 to with a female friend and we were glitching ontop of roofs, one guy in the other team said that we needed to stop glitching, my female friend responded with "your mummy is a glitch" and he left crying

[DeXel]

Between 10 and 25 seconds.

 

 

[JBlack]

Hahahahahaha!! Nice one..

[Eyal]

Well, I have 5

Well, before I had a powerful gaming PC. The only game I played was combat arms...

1) Context: in combat arms there are elite members (paying for the ability to kick other players) and they will probably kick you if you kill them of be a bit better than them...

When my father was watiching TV there was an ad of an Israeli company that makes snacks. They are called elite.. And the end of every ad they roll this line "רגע מתוק של עלית" (translation: elite's sweet moment) and I got kicked by an elite at the same moment...

2) context: there are super elite members (paying even more to have a few more features)...

the super elite players have a bit "S" before there name.. When they kick someone we (me and my brother) always say "warning, ass kicking ahead"

3) context: there is a game mode in combat arms called bombing run,

Sometimes when we play, and there are tons of grenades, mines, RPG and M32. and we are playing a normal game mode (like elimination (team deathmatch) or one man army (free for all)...) we say "we are playing bombing run right now"

4) no conaxt needed!

In combat arms, like the possibility to headshot someone, you can nuts shot someone, and they are winding when you kill them that way. And whe you kill someone they fall but if they are in the air, ther'e body behaves like there is a flood in the altitude they were killed..

Once I looked up and saw an enemy winding in the air right above me...

5) a stupid hacker: (there are a lot of hackers in combat arms)

He had a speed hack and fly hack... And he was flying so fast, no one could shot him.. But he hit a wall and died... Everyone was LOL in the room...

[Cad6500]

Your mom's so fat she needs cheat codes to play wii fit XD

[GingertronMk1]

My friend was playing TF2 in some public match, and a little kid came on the chat and would not shut up. The game progressed and there were some windmills, so the kid commented on them, saying "Oooh, windmills!" a which point one of the guys ion my friend's team screamed "YOU'RE A F*CKING WINDMILL!" at them.

[MrAngryOven]

"Fuck this... Xbox is better" I heard that when playing GTA IV Online

[Scia]

Yesterday playing Dota 2 with a two buddies and 2 strangers.

 

Me killing Sniper over and over and over again.

 

Sniper: "Suck my Dick!"

My teammate Invoker: "A meal fit for a bird"

 

My buddies and me almost died that night of laughing...

[xAcid9]

Dota 2 Juggernaut hero quotes. @30secs

"Does it matter if i put this in my jug or not? Get it? Jug or not?"

 

[tacticious]

Best joke someone told me while playing a FPS game is "ur a n00b"

[Volbet]

Me and my wife were playing Chivalry: Medieval Warfare. Since neither if us is very good at the game it ended up with us running around quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail. 

[rhwerkman]

http://youtu.be/8yC3Jl77Ywo?t=9m10s

 

This...

[daldaren]

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip dem genes."

 

Deckard Cain in Diablo 2. Asking him about the Countess' quest: "Quickly in and quickly out is the best advice I can give you."

 

"Predator missiles are like dinosaurs, if you move they can see you." - Kevin 2010, MW2

[Darell3]

"Your mom has leukaemia"

[evgeni43]

A couple of my friends were playing Bad Company 2 when one of them started saying that they are admin, and wanted everyone to go pistols only.

 

Then someone just types in chat "nibidy emse is pistols" and we had to leave the game because we couldn't stop laughing.

[miyabwah]

"Yo mama so fat the only letters she know are K-F-C." Feel free to steal that.

[hellyt6]

We were on Horridon last night in WoW, in Throne of Thunder 10 man, and we kept ragging on this one hunter in our guild, probably the funniest conversation ever.

"Hey Nol, I bet I can profile you- 5'8, 65 pounds, pimple faced, living with your mom and need a girlfriend." -offtank

"Close, I do need a girlfriend, but I weigh 165 pounds." -nol

"most of that's in your right arm, right?" -other hunter

 

It made me laugh, I couldn't lead the raid anymore after that. xD

[Maxibonbits]

I play all my records backwards! !sdrawkcab sdrocer ym lla yalp I

 

[Helieos]

 

 

This happened 5 years ago when my buddy played L4D for the first time. Its a recording of vent while he was playing single player. Warning, strong language.

[FireFox]

There will be 7 planets left by the time I'm done with you, because I'm going to destroy Uranus!

 

I like it, that is excellent lol