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man those instances when you don't bring anything in with you to go poop.... my god I go absolutely batshit for things to read I find myself reading the ingredients and directions on how to use shampoo and drano

wet hair. shampoo rinse repeat. wet hair shampoo rinse repeat wet hair shampoo rinse repeat

yup that happens a lot when you're in a rush and didn't prepare any In-Dump entertainment

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Usually? Smoke a cigarette (it helps with constipation, seriously) and read the news on my phone, which also helps.

 

If I have nothing but a cigarette, I take some time and contemplate deep matters (seriously try it, just let your mind wonder, when it hits something deep and interesting, focus on that).

 

Interestingly, I find the toilet to be extremely comfortable.

 

Anyone else have a phobia about public toilets or toilets that you aren't accustomed to? The one time I've been to Nagshead N.C. I held it in for FOUR DAYS before I finally couldn't hold it any longer and demolished a public toilet. Dear god was that painful.

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not until i get to 90 days.

 

This is verry difficult, and im just on day 2

 

Don't worry, just get rid of any triggers.

Don't even look at the FACE of the opposite sex if you can.

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Reasons. Everyone has their own. Check out r/nofap, there are many reasons there.

And, to break an addiction.

shit just read a few and better sex is a good excuse to try it, might make the missus happier in the long run,

I did a thing once and it was awsome: https://soundcloud.com/jamese666/junkhead-cover-with-vocals

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not until i get to 90 days.

 

This is verry difficult, and im just on day 2

 

Don't worry, just get rid of any triggers.

Don't even look at the FACE of the opposite sex if you can.

 

Think of Barney

 

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-snip-

 

That's still a trigger, funny/disgusting (for some people) at first and then turns into the trigger.

Yeah, getting rid of these triggers is really hard. 

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Forever.

90 days is just the point where it should about all be the same from then on out.

Check out r/nofap

Nooooooo, please don't believe in that nonsense.
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Don't worry, just get rid of any triggers.

Don't even look at the FACE of the opposite sex if you can.

Yeah, i applied k9 web protection to my computer, forced safe search, deleted instagram, i deleted my facebook a while ago.

I will look at the face, as aposed to what i would have normaly looked at.

 

shit just read a few and better sex is a good excuse to try it, might make the missus happier in the long run,

Yeah, might help me get the missus too.

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Nooooooo, please don't believe in that nonsense.

See thats the thing.

It might be nonsense, but if you beleive it, then its true.

It may be a very large placebo affect, and i accept that.

But there might be some truth to it as well.

 

Besides, I feel i am addicted to porn/fap.

 

And, the r/NoFap comunity is a great comunity, though they may be mocked elseware.

n0ah1897, on 05 Mar 2014 - 2:08 PM, said:  "Computers are like girls. It's whats in the inside that matters.  I don't know about you, but I like my girls like I like my cases. Just as beautiful on the inside as the outside."

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Anyone else have a phobia about public toilets or toilets that you aren't accustomed to? The one time I've been to Nagshead N.C. I held it in for FOUR DAYS before I finally couldn't hold it any longer and demolished a public toilet. Dear god was that painful.

may god have mercy on your butthole...

 

lol's aside i'm lucky enough to just sit there 30 seconds to take a dump 9 out of 10 times, the times i do sit there for a while, i think about shit to do on my free time or contemplating something

this is one of the greatest thing that has happened to me recently, and it happened on this forum, those involved have my eternal gratitude http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/198850-update-alex-got-his-moto-g2-lets-get-a-moto-g-for-alexgoeshigh-unofficial/ :')

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may god have mercy on your butthole...

 

lol's aside i'm lucky enough to just sit there 30 seconds to take a dump 9 out of 10 times, the times i do sit there for a while, i think about shit to do on my free time or contemplating something

Funny thing is, that's not the worst/best dump I've ever taken (let's admit it, sometimes a massive dump is just fun lol).

 

Was bloated and constipated. My sister, who might as well be a doctor because of all her medical problems, gave me a tall glass of water with 4 tablespoons of baking soda in it. She told me to chug it, refill it, chug it, and refill it, and chug it again.

 

15 minutes later I had to run for the toilet. THANK GOD I had my cigarettes on me, because I spent the next hour on the toilet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

........it was like a firehose......

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Usually? Smoke a cigarette (it helps with constipation, seriously) and read the news on my phone, which also helps.

 

If I have nothing but a cigarette, I take some time and contemplate deep matters (seriously try it, just let your mind wonder, when it hits something deep and interesting, focus on that).

 

Interestingly, I find the toilet to be extremely comfortable.

 

Anyone else have a phobia about public toilets or toilets that you aren't accustomed to? The one time I've been to Nagshead N.C. I held it in for FOUR DAYS before I finally couldn't hold it any longer and demolished a public toilet. Dear god was that painful.

Can verify that it helps with constipation.. Smoked three thickly rolled john silvers at a local beach and my stomach just went into overdrive. I had to shit so bad that i got dizzy  :o

 

I hate public toilets.. Piss everywhere. Questionable stains on the floor. Soggy seat. Just Ugh..

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Funny thing is, that's not the worst/best dump I've ever taken (let's admit it, sometimes a massive dump is just fun lol).

 

Was bloated and constipated. My sister, who might as well be a doctor because of all her medical problems, gave me a tall glass of water with 4 tablespoons of baking soda in it. She told me to chug it, refill it, chug it, and refill it, and chug it again.

 

15 minutes later I had to run for the toilet. THANK GOD I had my cigarettes on me, because I spent the next hour on the toilet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

........it was like a firehose......

Duuuuuude.

Are there even times when you DON'T smoke?!

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Duuuuuude.

Are there even times when you DON'T smoke?!

Usually when I'm sleeping lol

 

Seriously, if there was a cure for cancer that could simply be injected, I would probably smoke ten packs a day. I LOVE smoking (it appeals to my ADHD in a MASSIVE way)

 

Can verify that it helps with constipation.. Smoked three thickly rolled john silvers at a local beach and my stomach just went into overdrive. I had to shit so bad that i got dizzy  :o

 

I hate public toilets.. Piss everywhere. Questionable stains on the floor. Soggy seat. Just Ugh..

Try baking soda. 4 tablespoons and massive amounts of water with it. Makes your entire digestive tract act as though you are drinking sea water and "force" flushes your entire system.

 

 

It's both horrifying, and amazing. I felt 20 pounds lighter afterwards.

Ketchup is better than mustard.

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Funny thing is, that's not the worst/best dump I've ever taken (let's admit it, sometimes a massive dump is just fun lol).

 

Was bloated and constipated. My sister, who might as well be a doctor because of all her medical problems, gave me a tall glass of water with 4 tablespoons of baking soda in it. She told me to chug it, refill it, chug it, and refill it, and chug it again.

 

15 minutes later I had to run for the toilet. THANK GOD I had my cigarettes on me, because I spent the next hour on the toilet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

........it was like a firehose......

holy shit, saving this for when the need arises

this is one of the greatest thing that has happened to me recently, and it happened on this forum, those involved have my eternal gratitude http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/198850-update-alex-got-his-moto-g2-lets-get-a-moto-g-for-alexgoeshigh-unofficial/ :')

i use to have the second best link in the world here, but it died ;_; its a 404 now but it will always be here

 

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Funny thing is, that's not the worst/best dump I've ever taken (let's admit it, sometimes a massive dump is just fun lol).

Agree

n0ah1897, on 05 Mar 2014 - 2:08 PM, said:  "Computers are like girls. It's whats in the inside that matters.  I don't know about you, but I like my girls like I like my cases. Just as beautiful on the inside as the outside."

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Usually when I'm sleeping lol

Seriously, if there was a cure for cancer that could simply be injected, I would probably smoke ten packs a day. I LOVE smoking (it appeals to my ADHD in a MASSIVE way)

Try baking soda. 4 tablespoons and massive amounts of water with it. Makes your entire digestive tract act as though you are drinking sea water and "force" flushes your entire system.

It's both horrifying, and amazing. I felt 20 pounds lighter afterwards.

You're probably not overweight at all. You carry around 100 lbs of poop :P

Why so much smooookke. It constricts blood vessels. I imagine in your case your blood vessels must be into kinky bondage sex by now.

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Usually when I'm sleeping lol

 

Seriously, if there was a cure for cancer that could simply be injected, I would probably smoke ten packs a day. I LOVE smoking (it appeals to my ADHD in a MASSIVE way)

 

Try baking soda. 4 tablespoons and massive amounts of water with it. Makes your entire digestive tract act as though you are drinking sea water and "force" flushes your entire system.

 

 

It's both horrifying, and amazing. I felt 20 pounds lighter afterwards.

Right now i don't need anything to help me. But before i was diagnosed with ceilac i was constipated at least once a month.

Then i'd usually just pop an "All natural fibre pill" All natural my arse.. The spirits of hell burn through you and the toilet is never the same again 

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"Life is like a raging river, Its gonna get rough downstream. And people's gonna piss in it" 

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I r/nofaped for 12 years strait, then I tried it and was like "damn why did they not tell me this 7 years ago in kindergarten".

tried what?

Fapping?

 

But i have already fapped, and although it may feel good, it is also negative.

There is a bunch of stuff i dont want to get into, as it has nothing to do with this topic, but either way, im not fapping again.

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holy shit, saving this for when the need arises

Be forewarned, with great power comes great responsibility. Make sure you have a good hour to sit there and do nothing.

 

You're probably not overweight at all.

Why so much smooookke. It constricts blood vessels. I imagine in your case your blood vessels must be into kinky bondage sex by now.

I weigh 272 and am 5 foot 11 inches. I have normal blood sugar and "within acceptable limits" blood pressure.

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Be forewarned, with great power comes great responsibility. Make sure you have a good hour to sit there and do nothing.

 

I weigh 272 and am 5 foot 11 inches. I have normal blood sugar and "within acceptable limits" blood pressure.

No the... I edited it, thought I put it in. (the weight part)
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Take a shit and then leave.

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tried what?

Fapping?

But i have already fapped, and although it may feel good, it is also negative.

There is a bunch of stuff i dont want to get into, as it has nothing to do with this topic, but either way, im not fapping again.

Actually I'm quitting right now as well.

Stay strong brother

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Actually I'm quitting right now as well.

Stay strong brother

AH, good luck to you too.

As long as you keep yourself ocupyed its good.

 

LLlike right now, im kinda bored, and just going around LTT, and the urges are coming at me strong.

And i cant really do anything, its 10:30 PM.

In the day time, when the urges be a comming, i would ride my bike, o do other exesize. Makes me forget all about it.

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