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Chocolate is the best thermal paste (jk)

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Apparently it looks like chocolate is the best thermal paste  :P  

 

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For those who thought it was true. nope. chocolate is the worst. its even worse than not using a thermal compound. 

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Actually this diagram shows that it is operating at higher temperatures than no thermal compound.

 

 

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Apparently it looks like chocolate is the best thermal paste  :P

 

8LYGDPI.jpg

 

I think your monitor is upside down

 

 

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Apparently Mustard makes some decent TIM XD. Wonder if the brand makes a difference, I bet Heinz has the best Mustard TIM.

 

Only the grainy one. Dijon will probably heat up the CPU, cause it's "hot" I guess? xD

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That graph is showing that chocolate is worse than nothing at all.

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Apparently Mustard makes some decent TIM XD. Wonder if the brand makes a difference, I bet Heinz has the best Mustard TIM.

mayonnaise is even better :D

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mayonnaise is even better :D

It figures Mayonnaise is associated as the condiment for Geeks and Nerds, should it be surprising that it is decent on processors XD.

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Sir, your title is very misleading rofl

 

I was thinking 'wtf' and thank f**k it's not true lol

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I like how some condiments are beating out rosewill's XD

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I like how some condiments are beating out rosewill's XD

 

I noticed that, I hope Rosewill will see this and get their act together lol

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ghetto ppl know mayo yello5 is best one.

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This graph level is not labeled properly. See this graph measures swag level, therefor higher is better. 

 

Using chocolate makes you a level 75 boss. 

 

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Mayo is the same as my MX-4 Paste I use, huh.

 

I wonder if the Mayo would give off a bad smell after a while though?

 

Only one way to find out :P

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Next time I'll use mayonnaise instead of Noctua NTH1.

Afterwards I can lick it off the headsink, no more isopropyl alcohol, yeah!

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hmm i need to try this one day 

If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough it will be believed.

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hmm i need to try this one day 

 

I hope it'll be on old hardware :P

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Getting my hopes up of having a computer submerged in chocolate is evil my good sir.

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I hope it'll be on old hardware :P

woah woah woah. lets not get ahead of ourselves here. old hardware can become collectables and can be very expensive.

 

we must replace the TIM of titans!!!

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woah woah woah. lets not get ahead of ourselves here. old hardware can become collectables and can be very expensive.

 

we must replace the TIM of titans!!!

 

Crikey, I don't want to get involved :P

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woah woah woah. lets not get ahead of ourselves here. old hardware can become collectables and can be very expensive.

 

we must replace the TIM of titans!!!

yeah let me just get my i7 and some chocolate i will be right back :P 

If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough it will be believed.

-Adolf Hitler 

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