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Chocolate is the best thermal paste (jk)

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yeah let me just get my i7 and some chocolate i will be right back :P

 

Core i7 aww, poor thing

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Core i7 aww, poor thing

what do you have anything better like a xeon or something like that? 

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change the title of the thread .....

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toothpaste has done fairly well lol 

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Bought some Arctic Silver 5 yesterday... This graph makes me happy :)

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WOW. Linus should stop talking about the IC Diamond because the Mayonnaise is apparently the same :D

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Mayonnaise performs the same as noctua nt-h1? O.o I've been wasting my money

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I guess chocolate isolates the heat. Seems kind of fun to do.

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They should do a $/thermal rating graph.

 

I do like how toothpaste still makes the chart, my personal in a pinch thermal paste FTW!

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Wow toothpaste and many of the random stuffs are surprisingly good!

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wonder how eggs would hold up 

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Bought some Arctic Silver 5 yesterday... This graph makes me happy :)

dude your avatar right back at ya 

(1) high frame rate (2) ultra graphics settings (3) cheap...>> choose only two<<...

 

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Mayonnaise O.o actually did amazing.

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dude your avatar right back at ya

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So apparently when I used all my Noctua thermal grease I can use Mayonaisse as well, I will get about the same temps. Cool :D

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Mayonnaise performs like that for about half an hour or even less depending on what heat you're using and then it dries out and becomes worse than useless. Same goes with mustard, tomato sauce, good old Vegemite and even butter

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The first time i saw this pic was on 4chan.

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Apparently it looks like chocolate is the best thermal paste  :P  

 

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For those who thought it was true. nope. chocolate is the worst. its even worse than not using a thermal compound. 

A friend's laptop needs new thermal paste applied but he doesn't have any. He does have mayo however...

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Haha that mayonnaise. Never would have guessed.

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what do you have anything better like a xeon or something like that? 

 

No, I have a Sandy Bridge Core i3-2120 and she's all the chip I need right now :)

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What about super glue? or epoxy glue?

Someone should try those two out!

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