What the Tech World Doesn't Understand About Fashion

[Rohith_Kumar_Sp]

The tech world is infatuated with fashion. This is because fashion has something tech seriously wants: the ability to create and sustain demand for products that are—let’s face it—kind of useless.
 

"We desperately need the fashion industry," proclaimed Ayse Ildeniz, VP of Intel's new devices group, in the Wall Street Journal recently. "The fashion industry understands the aesthetic sense, but also it is very much in tune with why a woman would wear something on her body."
 

The luxury fashion world, on the other hand, has yet to warm to technology. Yes, there are designers that lend their names to wearables (for a good price, most likely) and there are fashion executives being recruited to work at the Amazons and Apples of the world (for great salaries, I'm sure). But at the biggest fashion houses in Europe, there is a general disdain for the connected future that the tech world fetishizes.
 

"We don't like [e-commerce]. I don't care," Miuccia Prada said in 2013. "We think that, for luxury, it's not right. Personally, I’m not interested." As Bloomberg details, this is the case for many luxury brands. Some fashion OGs, like Valentino, don't even use computers. Anna Wintour famously carries a flip phone. "The problem with technology is it's a bit cold. It's a bit sharp," said Carine Roitfeld, CR Fashion BookEIC and former French Vogue chief.
 

This aversion actually makes perfect sense. Fashion is, by its very nature, exclusive. It's about creating an identity, a brand, that is so cool that people will spend thousands and thousands of dollars to acquire a tiny piece of it. If you make that identity widely available, you risk diluting it. This delicate balance is something that the oldest fashion stalwarts have spent a hundred or more years perfecting.



Consider the Fendi Bag Bug. It's a small, colorful, mink-covered charm that you can snap on a handbag for added flair (it's not available for purchase on Fendi's site, of course). It serves no purpose aside from extra adornment. Bag Bugs and Karlitos—tiny furry Karl Lagerfeld charms—have consistently sold out since being introduced in 2013, despite prices that fall between $600 and $900. They have made Fendi millions. Fendi's not trying to solve a problem or make anyone's life easier. It's just producing covetable accessories.
 

Tech products, on the other hand, are often positioned as world-changing innovations, sweeping solutions in search of problems. As Tim Cook explains, Apple's goal for its smartwatch is to change people's lives. The company is selling a much different promise than Fendi is. The Apple Watch is "powerful technology" that's "more accessible" and "personal."
 

Apple stresses how hyperfunctional its watch will be, though the functions that it performs won't prove revelatory to anyone who owns an iPhone, which it must be paired with. (That's right, it's a $350 accessory of an accessory—and both must becharged nightly.) The iPhone, it should be noted, is ubiquitous not because it's cool, but because smartphones are considered necessary in our modern times. As it stands, the Apple Watch is neither. A "dirty secret" of the wearables market is that at least half of consumers abandon them within months, no doubt realizing how pointless they truly are.
 

"Right from the watch face, the Glances feature gives you real-time views of the information you check most often, like the weather, stock quotes, upcoming calendar events, and more," Apple promises. In this vision of the future, being connected to the internet at all times is not only exciting, but also mandatory. How exhausting. "Apple Watch notifications take on a whole new feel because they discreetly come right to your wrist," Apple boasts. "And they're designed to let you address or dismiss them just as subtly." Because it's less rude to stare at the screen on your wrist than the screen on your phone during lunch?



Selling function isn't something the fashion industry typically does. It sells a story, an identity, a new look. Why should you throw out all your skinny jeans and invest in flares? Because the powers that be have decided that a flared silhouette is important right now and suddenly skinny jeans just don’t feel quite right. They look dated. You don't look very cool in them. You buy the flares.
 

It's been hilarious to witness the snippy, dismissive reactions to the Apple Watch from fashion's old guard. Jean-Clauve Biver, the president of LVMH's watches division, hasn't minced words, saying:

"They are making a few fundamental mistakes. The watch has no sex appeal. It is much too feminine and too similar to the other smartwatches on the market. Frankly, it looks like it was created by a first-year design student."

 

 

He's not the only one criticizing. Fast Companydescribes the watch as "boring"; compared to thelaunch of the iPhone, the Apple Watch is "Samsung Galaxy Gear dipped in rose gold, the blush wine of the precious metal world." MusedAlexander Fury, fashion editor of the Independent, "I don't think Rolex [is] quaking just yet."
 

In some ways, the Apple Watch is similar to Google Glass, another wearable once heralded as a game changer. Despite making small inroads into the fashion community—perhaps the apex of which involved models sporting Glass on the Diane von Furstenberg runway—the accessory was never widely adopted. Glass wasn't sexy and it wasn't necessary. (It also made people look like tools, hence the term "Glasshole.") As Umair Haque argues for the Harvard Business Review, Glass didn't succeed because it "just wasn’t cool."
 

"It's not that Google Glass looked absurd—people wear silly fashions every day," he writes.

"It's not that it was overpriced—people collect luxury watches and handbags every day, too. Google Glass's failure was a story of a visionary product utterly failing to be cool."

 

This is true, and it could also be true for the Apple Watch, though the company has worked hard to try to avoid Google's mistakes. Apple has hired fashion world talents, poaching top execs from Saint Laurent, Gap, Burberry, and Tag Heuer. It arranged for a high-profile preview at noted Paris boutique Colette attended by Karl Lagerfeld and Anna Wintour. It got the watch on the cover of Vogue China. According to leaked documents, the company's recruiting salespeople with fashion backgrounds to staff Apple stores.
 

But as The Verge reports, it was Apple fanboys who lined up to view the watch at Colette, not the fashion cognoscenti. As one Colette shopper told the site,

"I don’t think people who are fashionable are particularly techie—they're fashion-forward. I just think this is a nuisance."

 

 

It's pure arrogance for Silicon Valley to imagine that it can make wearables cool by hiring a few fashion people, putting the product on a runway, or throwing money at "collaborations" with brands. This is a new game they're trying to play, one with different rules. The rollout of the Apple Watch would look much different if it were orchestrated by a brand like Chanel. Instead of being released at $350, it would hit stores with a price tag in the thousands. Consumers would clamor to get their hands on one, only to be stymied by limited runs, which would further stoke desire. Only after a few years of artificial scarcity would it enjoy wider release.
 

Obnoxious? Maybe. But to do cool right, brands have to jettison tech world values like accessibility and utopianism. Cool isn't fair. You can't have it both ways.

[Redmond]

If any tech company were to make something 'coveted', 'cool', and 'valuable'. Apple would have the best chance. It's a long shot for tech to be fashionable but this won't be the first time Apple has changed the way we see things. 

[Toddwjp]

the thing is that fashion is something that changes frequently, it doesn't improve or get worse it just changes. and thats why it trends. tech cant just change without getting better or worse, that's the key difference

[HaZardousLP]

I don't see why a tech company can't provide the technology for a company such as Rolex to design a product for, it seems to me that it would be the best of both worlds while putting whatever price tag they want on it because it's "fashion"

[ForsakenLive]

Meanwhile I'm happily doing stuff from a terminal, who needs thinks to look pretty?

[deviant88]

 

My reaction to this thread

[kuddlesworth9419]

I don't want fashion. I am very happy with my industrial designed PC and peripherals. They look nice and function how they where meant to work. Fashions items don't work as intended. 

[ChineseChef]

the thing is that fashion is something that changes frequently, it doesn't improve or get worse it just changes. and thats why it trends. tech cant just change without getting better or worse, that's the key difference

 

I agree, and think this is the key. 

 

Fashion is its own purpose.  To be fashionable.  The clothes are the end goal.  The look is the function.

 

With tech, the item does something, and it can do that thing better or worse than the competition.  The only real better or worse with fashion is build quality, and even then it is often of little thought.  The next new fancy shirt doesn't do anything more or less than any other shirt, it just looks different and is popular today.  The next fancy smartwatch on the other hand, has more or less functions, works better or worse, the battery lasts longer or shorter.  This is the linchpin with tech that fashion will never suffer.

[Jasmin]

Keep this rotten industry fueled by morons away from tech.

 

Don't get me wrong. I want tech to look amazing. But it has nothing to do with fashion industry, which runs on profit margins that make US ISPs look like losers. That makes the word "design" so bloated, lenovo and samsung could praize it as a god.

 

But, buuuut we already have it: http://www.audioquest.com/ethernet/diamond

Isn't this a perfect marriage of tech and fashion minds! It's tech, but you pay 1000 times more than it's worth.

[Psykomantis00]

The fashion world is full of morons. 

[patrickjp93]

This just in: Chartreuse is the new Black. I know because my Random Number Generator told me.

[LinusTech]

That Fendi charm thing made me throw up a little bit in my stomach.

 

But if my wife brought something like that home, I wouldn't make her return it, in fact I'd keep it.

 

And put HER out on the curb...