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Anything and everything Alienware, and the aesthetic dopplegangers that followed them.

 

(looking at you, NZXT Phantoms...)

 

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"A picture is starting to form here... I wonder if it's accurate? Some pieces don't quite seem to fit. Or maybe I just don't like the way it looks."

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Google_Glass_89449.jpgglasses without any symetry - and yes - with google glasses are tech... :D Idea is cool, bit it has to be WAY more smaller and more symetrical...

Just imagine people walking in the streets permanently swiping the finger in front of their right ear...

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You are allowed to have animated avatars on LTT, but - try to have images like "userbars" in the signature - no chance...

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Your in the right topic ??? This is about looks so ****.

My point; iPhones don't belong in an 'ugly tech' thread.

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?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

iPhones are the most solidly-built and (aside from the 6's antenna lines) most well-designed phones on the market. Nothing but the M8 has come close in recent memory, and that's an 'old' phone now. Even my 4S feels better in the hand than most new Android flagships!

 

/rant

 

My nokia 5800, which can resist hits that would devastate an iphone without a scratch, strongly disagrees ^^ I have seen way too many iphones with cracked screens to give its construction any credit. Only the most recent ones seem to be doing a better job with the screen, but they still share the basic design flaw of having one sheet of glass covering the whole front of the phone and level borders. That way if it falls hard on an angle the whole screen will crack.

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My nokia 5800, which can resist hits that would devastate an iphone without a scratch, strongly disagrees ^^ I have seen way too many iphones with cracked screens to give its construction any credit. Only the most recent ones seem to be doing a better job with the screen, but they still share the basic design flaw of having one sheet of glass covering the whole front of the phone and level borders. That way if it falls hard on an angle the whole screen will crack.

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My nokia 5800, which can resist hits that would devastate an iphone without a scratch, strongly disagrees ^^ I have seen way too many iphones with cracked screens to give its construction any credit. Only the most recent ones seem to be doing a better job with the screen, but they still share the basic design flaw of having one sheet of glass covering the whole front of the phone and level borders. That way if it falls hard on an angle the whole screen will crack.

I didn't mean actual strength; all modern smartphones are sadly succeptible to breaking, I meant actual build quality of materieals and how weighty and solid it feels in the hand. I fear to get truly strong phones, we'd have to sacrifice weight, size, and even materials.

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#Nokiamasterrace

I wonder how the $30 Lumia 630 fares :P

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I wonder how the $30 Lumia 630 fares :P

Dunno. I wish I had the money to make a video of me bending an iphone 6 with my nokia lumia 822

Ketchup is better than mustard.

GUI is better than Command Line Interface.

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This abomination:

 

Although not tech as such, the Mercedes-Benz GLE is awful:

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as a long time mercedes lover, i can never see myself touching this thing.

it looks like they stuck the butt of a bmw coupe to it.

 

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resemblance anybody?

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Dunno. I wish I had the money to make a video of me bending an iphone 6 with my nokia lumia 822

Let's not go there...

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as a long time mercedes lover, i can never see myself touching this thing.

No hate but the top red card looks kinda cool, it looks almost cute :P

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My old Palit GTX 580s. Never been so glad to turn the thing upside down and never look at the thing.

 

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Not that bad. If the gold was replaced with black, it'd be nicer, but it's not bad.

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Not that bad. If the gold was replaced with black, it'd be nicer, but it's not bad.

 

It's the bright orange fanblades that offend me the most. The gold wasn't that garishly done, unlike their more modern offerings.

 

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Although the cooler itself looks a lot more effective, and has got to be quieter than their 580 was.

 

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Which cannot be said for frankly the cheapest looking 970 I've ever seen.

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My point; iPhones don't belong in an 'ugly tech' thread.

Yep they do, looks are objective so ****.

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as a long time mercedes lover, i can never see myself touching this thing.

it looks like they stuck the butt of a bmw coupe to it.

 

EDIT:

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resemblance anybody?

Same type of car, basically a me-too to try and cut into the X6's sales. Awful genré of car altogether, made worse by another addition.

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Yep they do, looks are objective so ****.

1) what do you mean by **** over and over again?

2) subjective

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A) what do you mean by **** over and over again?

B) subjective

I don't know you take it as you want, What do you mean by

  B) subjective

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I don't know you take it as you want, What do you mean by

I FIXED IT

 

Damn emoticons...

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I FIXED IT

 

Damn emoticons...

Yep looks are subjective, people like a lot of different things.

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unfortunately... you can't overclock it

Of course silly you can't overclock that model but you can over cook it!!

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Some bad looking PC cases:

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and some software:

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Just my personal opinion, but 99,99% of all PC cases with a sidepanel windows look terrible.

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