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Pugs501
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Jokes must cooperate with the LTT CoC.

 

What's worse than 7 babies stapled to a tree?

1 Baby stapled to 7 trees!

Because he had a hard drive.

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Penis.

 

Penis.

Main rig on profile

VAULT - File Server

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Sleeper HP Pavilion A6137C

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Intel Core i7 6700K @ 4.4GHz, 4x8GB G.SKILL Ares 1800MHz CL10, ASUS Z170M-E D3, 128GB Team MP33, 1TB Seagate Barracuda, 320GB Samsung Spinpoint (for video capture), MSI GTX 970 100ME, EVGA 650G1, Windows 10 Pro

Mac Mini (Late 2020)

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Apple M1, 8GB RAM, 256GB, macOS Sonoma

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What's red and bad for your teeth

a brick

Thats that. If you need to get in touch chances are you can find someone that knows me that can get in touch.

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how did the italian chef die?

he pastaway... get it!

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my life

Mutsuki:

CPU: AMD A8 5600K @ 4.2GHz | Motherboard: Gigabyte GA-F2A55M-DS2 (rev. 1.0) | RAM: 2 x Kingston Low Profile 4GB 1333MHz | GPU: Sapphire R7 260X OC 2GB DDR5 2xDVI | HDD0: Seagate Barracuda 500GB 7200RPM 3.5" (SATA II) | HDD1: WD Elements (WD Blue 1TB 3.5" SATA II) connected via USB 2.0 | HDD2: Seagate Barracuda 1TB 7200rpm (SATA II) | DVD: Samsung DVD+RW combo drive | PSU: FSP Hexa 600W | Case: Aerocool PGS V | Cooling: DeepCool Gammaxx S40 (stock fan), 2x 120mm Aerocool fan 1xDeepCool 120mm fan from a scrapped heatsink

eMachines D732Z | CPU: Intel Pentium D P6100 | GPU: Intel HD 3000 | RAM: 2x Kingston ValueRAM 2GB 1066MHz SODIMM | HDD: Hitachi 320GB 5600RPM

Acer ES13 | CPU: Intel Pentium N4200 | GPU:  Intel HD 505 | RAM: 1x 4GB (unidentified) DDR3L | HDD: (unidentified) 500GB 5600RPM

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Offtopic threads ... offtopic threads everywhere..

Details separate people.

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Fitted kitchens

I am good at computer

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Some one  called justin bieber a bitch..

 

He hit him back with his purse..

Details separate people.

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mr and mrs bigger have a baby......      Who is the biggest? Mr? Mrs? or the baby?

Answer

the baby he is a little bigger
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What's pink and fluffy?

pink fluff

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whats yellow and cant swim?

 

 a bulldozer

Dunno why, but I tried to image this kind of Bulldozer swimming... Oh god...

Bulldozer1.jpg

 

Yep... I've played too much Payday 2 lately...

Never trust my advice. Only take any and all advice from me with a grain of salt. Just a heads up.

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Reddit and 4chan are well respectable sites that value free speech and have highly professional mod teams. :)

 

Troll-face.jpg

 

 

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Roses are red

This was supposed to be a joke

I'm bad at things

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What ship do titans ride?

Titanic.

 

What is a diver's favorite book?

Divergent

 

What is the favorite book series of old people?

The Kane (Cane) Chronicles

 

Where does a general keep his armies?

In his sleevies. (from The Impossible Quiz)
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It's yellow and if it gets in your eye you're dead.

A train

It's black, in a tree and if it falls your furnace will break.

Your furnace

:P

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