What did you name your computer?

[minimoose]

Jarvis, because WIndows won't allow J.A.R.V.I.S

[Guest]

I call mine Remnants because the Hynix RAM and GT 640 are the last remnants of my XPS 8500 which I have banished from my domain for eternity.

 

My laptop I call the Slowpoke because that's what it is in the first 10 minutes after booting.

 

On an unrelated note, I was going to build a Z97 mATX system with the Z97MX Gaming 5, R9 270 Gaming, some red RAM, corsair fans with red inserts, and my U9B. That way I could call it "Radiant Red Radeons and Party Pooping Noctuas" for alliteration but I'm not doing that anymore.

[DoubleY]

Potato machine over 5000.

 

That's the official name. Why? I have no clue. 

[Hidden Orange]

:wub:  When I get her, I'mma name her Rosal - er... I meant... *coughs* Ahem, what I meant was, when I build my PC, I'm going to call it: The Destroyer X7002 Ver. 2.01.  B)

 

That or F. F. Lee. 'Stands for: Fina ****ing Lee. 

 

And if I ever get a chance to build a lean, mean, green machine, then it's going to be called Luigi. Maybe Yoshi...

[Zeruel]

Cruel Angel

[NannerBeans]

Aka Tsubaki is mine. Right now I really want white sleeved psu cables but really shouldn't spend anymore on my rig. 

[elecxonica]

Batman - Main machine. Named as such since it's all black (on the outside atleast).

Silver Surfer - laptop. It's silver and mostly for web browsing.

[p5ych00n5]

My Windows box is called The Slug, the Linux box is Locutus

[ZacDaMan72]

You'll love mine... Bedroom computer.

[Stefky]

When I was building my rig, my gf was insistent I name it. Based on a Game of Thrones episode the night before, we ran this line of conversation -

 

Me - "I'm not going to name a computer"

Her - "Lots of people name computers"

Me - "Yeah. Lots of c**ts"

 

We ended up compromising and I called it "TheHound".

[The Crazed Child]

My Steam Machine/LAN box in signatures is called "The Cube" even though it technically isn't a cube.

 

It's actually 250mm in height but 200mm in depth and 200mm in width.

[midrim]

Shinobitch...or Shinobeast

 

 

I am not creative.

[Buckley]

Shitbox

[Heisenbleurgh]

Thing? Internet portal? The porn bringer?

[jaggysnake57]

Thing? Internet portal? The porn bringer?

porn bringer = winner close the thread

[Aw27]

ALEX-DESKTOP...

 

I'm creative

[hunterScars]

broken shit kicker

[Blueprint]

Thinking about calling mine 'Bumblebee' if my new build is yellow and black.

[Scia]

1337pcMKIII

 

The first version was 1337B34ST (I built it when I was 14)

Next time I upgraded significantly enough to reinstall windows it became 1337pcREB0RN

I decided to carry on the tradition for this time, but it does mean that I get bullied at LAN parties

 

Well, you're asking for it.

 

I dont name my PC's because I'm not 12

 

How come there is so few people realising that. Cmon "The Titan", "The beast" "1337p3n15" whats wrong with you all? lol.

[Stijn Janssens]

My pc's are "malheur" and "leffe", both of them are beer (it's actually like a tradition in my family...)

I think my next one will be "hoegaarden" (beer as well)

[Natanael]

Mark 1

[GloriousPain]

Crimson and FBI VAN 2

[Joshua Ondangan]

personal workstation rig = I call it Money Tree.

 

personal gaming rig = Hungry Vagina

 

 

edit: ok personal gaming rig name is actually "Whore" since it makes me waste money and it just keeps asking for more penetration (inserting stuff inside it).

[Tech_Dreamer]

Recently renamed it to "The chum bucket"

 

 

 

ninja needs to upgrade

[aidenrelkoff]

This is what i named my pc

 

"Bob and his tank army"