What did you name your computer?

[Katsu-K1L]

When I was building my rig, my gf was insistent I name it. Based on a Game of Thrones episode the night before, we ran this line of conversation -

Me - "I'm not going to name a computer"

Her - "Lots of people name computers"

Me - "Yeah. Lots of c**ts"

We ended up compromising and I called it "TheHound".

how bout i take all your chicken mate.

[The_Strict_Nein]

Geoffrey

 

Why the hell not

[Pzych0]

My main rig is called "Vita lådan" Swedish for White box. Mostly it's because it's an Fractal Design Define R4 White 

My MacBook Pro is called "Äppelskrutt" - "Leftovers from an eaten apple"  :lol:

[Kyl3]

I call it computer, my PC, my gaming PC, my gaming comuter, etc. Naming your PC seems a bit weird to me

[Pzych0]

I call it computer, my PC, my gaming PC, my gaming comuter, etc. Naming your PC seems a bit weird to me

 

Well, you can't all name them "Name's PC" It's easier to name them so you can find them in your network at any given time! 

And for me, I actually only call me MacBook Pro by the name "Äppelskrutt", fit's it so well and more natural.. Sort of  :blink:

[flibberdipper]

My main rig is called "Vita lådan" Swedish for White box. Mostly it's because it's an Fractal Design Define R4 White 

My MacBook Pro is called "Äppelskrutt" - "Leftovers from an eaten apple"  :lol:

I like the apple one.

[Stigs]

I don't call mine anything, but if you look up the name of the computer on my computer, it will come up as PCMark1 because this was my first build.

[matin94]

cunt cycle

[HappyChubbs]

Desktop: Karn

 

Laptop: Phage

[Markmjb]

"Piece of shit".

[gill2k]

I name mine after the units from Evangelion

 

Main rig is Unit 01

Laptop is Unit 00

My wife's is Unit 02

The media server / NAS I'm building will be NERV

[MJSBLUES]

MyShinobi after my case

[frustratedrocka]

It's a black-and-white build in a white H440, so I went with Renaissance, after the 2005 movie of the same name. It's not a great film by any means, but it's incredibly visually striking - it's all CGI animation, and almost entirely done in pure black and pure white. I really like the not-a-color scheme, so if I ever do a build in a black case, I'll probably call it Caligari.

[steffen_anywhere]

Steffens MacBook Pro old MacBook was called Steffens MacBook...

 

my other devices are named in a similarly creative way:

 

Steffens iPhone

Steffens iPad

Steffens iPod

...

[Turdsandwitch]

scumbag computer

[MatazaNZ]

My desktop is currently named Centurion, as I am uncreative, and that was the name of my chassis. My laptop is aptly named craptop.

[Stadiz]

My notebook, yes a notebook named the Hernia 

[TheTechyBrit]

Lol mine's called Slick.  

[Ploooopp]

My main rig has no name. I do need one though... 
School computer: Fittburken (pussyCan)

Old laptop: Toast
Phone: bigger than any pocket i've ever had.

[legomaster181]

Mine's the Tricera-Desktop.  There seemed to be a dinosaur name theme in our household, my mom's laptop is called the Lapasaurus, and my brother's the Laptor (both ROG laptops, although my Mom doesn't use hers for gaming).  That, and having never built a pc before, it was by far the largest one I'd ever owned (built in a Fractal R4).

[cmdrhomer]

Well mine are

 

SandyServer

SandyITX

IvyLaptop

HaswellPC

Homer's MBA

 

And before HasswellPC name it was called "KankerComputer" (CancerComputer - Dutch) well it pissed me off after all the BSODs!

[Mentalguy]

"chief morning-wood"

[lutewan]

RAKDOS!!!!!

[Ech0location]

The one I have coming in a few days- Soul Bossanova

 

Mine right now- Stick Keys

[stryhn04]

I have the ultimate name... THE BEAST!!!