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Courtesy of a friend.

i love this, its hilarious. (sorry to linus and slick btw)

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A burning fevered frenzy swept over linus as his hands crept ever closer to his most anticipated unboxing ever. He wanted to savor the moment and slow the pace of this movements but his practiced, professional unboxer hands moved as if on their own, unwittingly the trusted unboxing knife was in his left hand, scratching, tearing, ripping at slicks damp wet clothes. in the heat of the moment the pair did not notice the lady dressed all in red enter the garage. Esther, discovered this secret unboxing. 

 

 

They both turned, startled as Esther let out a shrill cry "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!" At once, the heat was gone. The moment felt ruined and tainted, they slowly stood up, with linus starting to cry slick took a deep breath and said quietly "It wasn't his fault" 

  Linus turned in amazement, he had crept up on slick, he was the one who initiated, not slick. Deflated, slick walked slowly past Esther out of the roasting hot garage. The heat seemed to follow slick out, as he got in his car, he gave one final look at his favourite place to be. All the late nights in with Linus just after the live stream, those long and cold benchmarking nights where he had nothing but Linus to heat him up. With Linus in the background, crying now, the heavens seemed to agree with Linus and the rain came tumbling down.

  As the rain hit Slick's windshield he started to cry too, he'd never get to see his beloved Linus anymore, no more carefree nights of curry and hot, steamy unboxings. No more.

 

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"You know I was taught that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. You feeling me cocksucker?"

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  :blink:

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  :blink:

 

:D

 

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"You know I was taught that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. You feeling me cocksucker?"

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"Ethernet is internet juice. You have to press the internet really hard and you will get it."

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"My quantum milk machine brings every boy to all the yards." non futuis et sursum

 

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They both turned, startled as Esther let out a shrill cry "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!" At once, the heat was gone. The moment felt ruined and tainted, they slowly stood up, with linus starting to cry slick took a deep breath and said quietly "It wasn't his fault" 

  Linus turned in amazement, he had crept up on slick, he was the one who initiated, not slick. Deflated, slick walked slowly past Esther out of the roasting hot garage. The heat seemed to follow slick out, as he got in his car, he gave one final look at his favourite place to be. All the late nights in with Linus just after the live stream, those long and cold benchmarking nights where he had nothing but Linus to heat him up. With Linus in the background, crying now, the heavens seemed to agree with Linus and the rain came tumbling down.

  As the rain hit Slick's windshield he started to cry too, he'd never get to see his beloved Linus anymore, no more carefree nights of curry and hot, steamy unboxings. No more.

then, as if nothing else could go wrong.

Right as Slick entered the door to his house.

his sanctuary. His home...

*bzzt* *bzzt*

A text.

However in the daze and confusion. he decides to ignore it for a while.

As slick enters his room and lays on his bed, after no sleep in the last 72hrs.

Slick checks his phone.

 

'i know what happened tonight.

Esther told me.

Your a dead man!'

 

Thinking who would send such a message to him, Slick looks at the sender.

 

"thermaltake Girl".

 

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wow surprised at how many people on the forums are openly gay :D so much cool going on here.

 

 

 

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this made me lol

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what's seen, cannot bee unseen. 

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Slash fiction.... 

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I cant get the images out of my head :o

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Culmination of all your jokes:

 

Linus: "Slick, let's do a quick unboxing and overview of something, yes, no?"

Slick: "Okay, let's get on the test bed and see how fast this processor can go."

Linus: "But we weren't supposed to unbox the Haswell processors for another week."

Slick: I wasn't talking about the Haaswell, Linus."

Linus: "So what do you mean, I'm curious?"

Slick: "I was talking about YOU"

*Slick grabs Linus by the arms and takes him to the nearest room*

Linus: "YOU ARE SO FIRED, LET ME GO."

Slick: "Not until after I unbox you" *smiles*

*Slick ties Linus to a desk*

Linus: "What are you going to do?" *choking out his words, tears almost pouring down his face*

Slick: "I'm going to do a quick unboxing and then I'm going to see how hot you get to properly inform out viewers"

Linus: "Oh god no, no, no ,no, PLEASE I BEG OF YOU."

Slick: "It's too late pretty boy..."

Continue.

and then sonic and: twilight sparkle show up because when; don't they show up in fanfictions, these days#!!

 

edit: is that better¿

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And then sonic and twilight sparkle show up because when don't they show up in fanfictions, these days.

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wow surprised at how many people on the forums are openly gay :D so much cool going on here.

 

Not gay, just like to join the fun!

 

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"You know I was taught that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. You feeling me cocksucker?"

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"Ethernet is internet juice. You have to press the internet really hard and you will get it."

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"My quantum milk machine brings every boy to all the yards." non futuis et sursum

 

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Not gay, just like to join the fun!

ok ok... bi-curious :P

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ok ok... bi-curious  :P

 

*cough* :P

 

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"You know I was taught that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. You feeling me cocksucker?"

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"Ethernet is internet juice. You have to press the internet really hard and you will get it."

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"My quantum milk machine brings every boy to all the yards." non futuis et sursum

 

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If they don't discuss this thread on the livestream, then... well they have to. Erotic reading will make for a brilliant after-party!

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*cough* :P

You only have to cough for a cavity search. :P

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Hahhahahahahaah this is brilliant. Did you friend really draw this? That guy is talented. TELL HIM TO DO MOAR!

She will draw more if she has the time! "possibly"

 

If they don't discuss this thread on the livestream, then... well they have to. Erotic reading will make for a brilliant after-party!

IKR, this has to make it in.

 

You only have to cough for a cavity search. :P

*COUGH COUGH*

 

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"You know I was taught that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. You feeling me cocksucker?"

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"Ethernet is internet juice. You have to press the internet really hard and you will get it."

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"My quantum milk machine brings every boy to all the yards." non futuis et sursum

 

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If they don't discuss this thread on the livestream, then... well they have to. Erotic reading will make for a brilliant after-party!

I think anyone in this thread and the entire community would be banned if this was on the livestream. But there has to be R34 for everything soooo......

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Well, the stream would certainly become age restricted :P

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Well, the stream would certainly become age restricted :P

 

Pfft, they swear in the after party anyway!

 

And it's all innuendo!

 

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"You know I was taught that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. You feeling me cocksucker?"

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"Ethernet is internet juice. You have to press the internet really hard and you will get it."

Spoiler

"My quantum milk machine brings every boy to all the yards." non futuis et sursum

 

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... WHY? WHY MUST YOU DO THIS!

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... WHY? WHY MUST YOU DO THIS!

 

Because rule 34.

 

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"You know I was taught that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. You feeling me cocksucker?"

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"Ethernet is internet juice. You have to press the internet really hard and you will get it."

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"My quantum milk machine brings every boy to all the yards." non futuis et sursum

 

PC Specs! | I7-950 | 24GB RAM | 10TB Storage | GTX 970 Strix and a 560TI DCUII for Physx | 120GB 840 + 250GB 850 EVO | Asus xonar DGX

 

 

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I think anyone in this thread and the entire community would be banned if this was on the livestream. But there has to be R34 for everything soooo......

Don't forget about rule 35. "if there is not porn of it, you must make porn of it"

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Don't forget about rule 35. "if there is not porn of it, you must make porn of it"

 

Rule 34 was in effect for here a long time ago, i'm sure

 

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"You know I was taught that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. You feeling me cocksucker?"

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"Ethernet is internet juice. You have to press the internet really hard and you will get it."

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"My quantum milk machine brings every boy to all the yards." non futuis et sursum

 

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This thread has ruined my mind...

Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?

 

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