Posted April 29, 2021 As you may, or may not, know, Netflix just unveiled their vtuber to present new anime on Netflix. Also, in October 2021, Siri will be 10 years old!!!! If you are like me, you might be a bit disappointed with Siri. So I propose to give her a face. Apple has billions of dollars. If we all convince them, we might get a Siri Remake and she might get a face. tcook@apple.com This is Tim Cooks email. I wrote a few things about how to write (or at least try) writing an email to convince Tim Cook to make something radical for Siri. Start with an introduction of you Your name, country, profession What apple products you own What you love about apple What you hate about apple Present the situation Siri will be 10 years old in October The popularity of vtubers Netflix new mascot Give a reason why they should care Increase the respect from the people because they would listen to user feedback Make the Apple Silicon a new reason to refresh Siri and make a Siri-chan to represent Apple Silicons greatness Give Siri a personality Show that Apple cares about their products, users, anniversaries and not about money (even thought they are a company and we know this is just semi true) Jailbreak already has things like this Remind them about the “Hello” on the first Macintosh by Steve Jobs in 1984 A lot of people will start talking about Apple again like the time they released the 700 usd pc wheels Be realistic They might not get it don’t get it done until ios 15.0 but they can start now, and be done until ios 15.1 or 15.2 or at worst 15.3 Even if some people might not like it, it’s worth a shoot. It doesn’t have to be fully animated or highest quality. It can just be a picture that represents Siri. Optional: Suggest other things like how you can help them and other things I can’t think of. You can also write using the name “Siri-chan”. You can also ask me for advice on how to write it if you are having trouble. Thank you for reading this whole post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted April 29, 2021 Y'all need help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Posted April 29, 2021 5 minutes ago, BogdanTNT said: So I propose to give her a face. Hand, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody’s pocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted April 29, 2021 ..... Wat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted April 29, 2021 What would be the benefit of doing that? Your lists of reasons do not seem at all convincing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted April 29, 2021 OK - Here it is..... All done here. "If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first"..... Nirvana "Whadda ya mean I ain't kind? Just not your kind"..... Megadeth Speaking of things being "All Inclusive", Hell itself is too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted April 29, 2021 No thank you. Desktop - i5-9600KF @4.8GHz all core, MSI Z390-A PRO, 2x8GB Corsair Vengeance 3000MHz, MSI GTX 1660S OC 6GB, WD Blue 500GB M.2 SSD, Seagate Barracuda 2TB 7200RPM HDD Laptop - ASUS ZenBook 14 with ScreenPad, i7-1165G7, Xe iGPU 96EU, 16GB Octa-Channel 4200MHz, MX450 2GB, 512GB SSD with 32GB Optane Old Laptop 1 - HP Pavilion 15, A10-9600P, R5 iGPU, 8GB, R8 M445DX, 2TB HDD Old Laptop 2 - HP Pavilion 15 TouchSmart, i3-3217U, Intel HD 4000, 4GB, 1TB HDD iPad 2018 - 128GB iPhone XR - 128GB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted April 29, 2021 This is one of the topics that shoulda just stayed in the drafts. Main rig on profile VAULT - File Server Spoiler Intel Core i5 11400 w/ Shadow Rock LP, 2x16GB SP GAMING 3200MHz CL16, ASUS PRIME Z590-A, 2x LSI 9211-8i, Fractal Define 7, 256GB Team MP33, 3x 6TB WD Red Pro (general storage), 3x 1TB Seagate Barracuda (dumping ground), 3x 8TB WD White-Label (Plex) (all 3 arrays in their respective Windows Parity storage spaces), Corsair RM750x, Windows 11 Education Sleeper HP Pavilion A6137C Spoiler Intel Core i7 6700K @ 4.4GHz, 4x8GB G.SKILL Ares 1800MHz CL10, ASUS Z170M-E D3, 128GB Team MP33, 1TB Seagate Barracuda, 320GB Samsung Spinpoint (for video capture), MSI GTX 970 100ME, EVGA 650G1, Windows 10 Pro Mac Mini (Late 2020) Spoiler Apple M1, 8GB RAM, 256GB, macOS Sonoma Consoles: Softmodded 1.4 Xbox w/ 500GB HDD, Xbox 360 Elite 120GB Falcon, XB1X w/2TB MX500, Xbox Series X, PS1 1001, PS2 Slim 70000 w/ FreeMcBoot, PS4 Pro 7015B 1TB (retired), PS5 Digital, Nintendo Switch OLED, Nintendo Wii RVL-001 (black) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted April 29, 2021 but why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted April 29, 2021 watching too much Projekt Melody? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted April 29, 2021 This starts to encroach into the uncanny valley. The more human you make AI, the more people withdraw from it. There's actual real psychological effects from having a disembodied voice versus even a talking emoji or something. Besides it's just a bad idea in general. We don't need an Apple "Clippy". CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 5900X · Cooler: Artic Liquid Freezer II 280 · Motherboard: MSI MEG X570 Unify · RAM: G.skill Ripjaws V 2x16GB 3600MHz CL16 (2Rx8) · Graphics Card: ASUS GeForce RTX 3060 Ti TUF Gaming · Boot Drive: 500GB WD Black SN750 M.2 NVMe SSD · Game Drive: 2TB Crucial MX500 SATA SSD · PSU: Corsair White RM850x 850W 80+ Gold · Case: Corsair 4000D Airflow · Monitor: MSI Optix MAG342CQR 34” UWQHD 3440x1440 144Hz · Keyboard: Corsair K100 RGB Optical-Mechanical Gaming Keyboard (OPX Switch) · Mouse: Corsair Ironclaw RGB Wireless Gaming Mouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted April 29, 2021 17 minutes ago, Chris Pratt said: This starts to encroach into the uncanny valley. The more human you make AI, the more people withdraw from it. There's actual real psychological effects from having a disembodied voice versus even a talking emoji or something. Besides it's just a bad idea in general. We don't need an Apple "Clippy". Now I wanna start a Clippy Twitch channel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted April 29, 2021 Lolz, hell nah. Just create your own ai fembot to play with. Siri already has a face anyway: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted April 29, 2021 Make siri into a vtuber waifu +1 -sigh- feeling like I'm being too negative lately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted April 29, 2021 Yes, the 2 trillion dollar company that doesn't even use Twitter definitely cares about the vtuber craze and wants to jump on that marketing craze. Sending emails to the CEO will be a very effective way to make that happen. Mr Tim Cook certainly sets aside time to view mass emails from horny motherfuckers on the internet. Intel HEDT and Server platform enthusiasts: Intel HEDT Xeon/i7 Megathread Main PC CPU: i9 7980XE @4.5GHz/1.22v/-2 AVX offset Cooler: EKWB Supremacy Block - custom loop w/360mm +280mm rads Motherboard: EVGA X299 Dark RAM:4x8GB HyperX Predator DDR4 @3200Mhz CL16 GPU: Nvidia FE 2060 Super/Corsair HydroX 2070 FE block Storage: 1TB MP34 + 1TB 970 Evo + 500GB Atom30 + 250GB 960 Evo Optical Drives: LG WH14NS40 PSU: EVGA 1600W T2 Case & Fans: Corsair 750D Airflow - 3x Noctua iPPC NF-F12 + 4x Noctua iPPC NF-A14 PWM OS: Windows 11 Display: LG 27UK650-W (4K 60Hz IPS panel) Mouse: EVGA X17 Keyboard: Corsair K55 RGB Mobile/Work Devices: 2020 M1 MacBook Air (work computer) - iPhone 13 Pro Max - Apple Watch S3 Other Misc Devices: iPod Video (Gen 5.5E, 128GB SD card swap, running Rockbox), Nintendo Switch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted April 29, 2021 4 hours ago, BogdanTNT said: Apple has billions of dollars. Yes, so if they wanted to do this they could have already done it. 4 hours ago, BogdanTNT said: Thank you for reading this whole post. I'm glad I skimmed through this. Phobos: AMD Ryzen 7 2700, 16GB 3000MHz DDR4, ASRock B450 Steel Legend, 8GB Nvidia GeForce RTX 2070, 2GB Nvidia GeForce GT 1030, 1TB Samsung SSD 980, 450W Corsair CXM, Corsair Carbide 175R, Windows 10 Pro Polaris: Intel Xeon E5-2697 v2, 32GB 1600MHz DDR3, ASRock X79 Extreme6, 12GB Nvidia GeForce RTX 3080, 6GB Nvidia GeForce GTX 1660 Ti, 1TB Crucial MX500, 750W Corsair RM750, Antec SX635, Windows 10 Pro Pluto: Intel Core i7-2600, 32GB 1600MHz DDR3, ASUS P8Z68-V, 4GB XFX AMD Radeon RX 570, 8GB ASUS AMD Radeon RX 570, 1TB Samsung 860 EVO, 3TB Seagate BarraCuda, 750W EVGA BQ, Fractal Design Focus G, Windows 10 Pro for Workstations York (NAS): Intel Core i5-2400, 16GB 1600MHz DDR3, HP Compaq OEM, 240GB Kingston V300 (boot), 3x2TB Seagate BarraCuda, 320W HP PSU, HP Compaq 6200 Pro, TrueNAS CORE (12.0) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted April 30, 2021 Your about 4 weeks too late for this joke. I could use some help with this! Spoiler Need help updating a phone from w8.1 to w10 - Windows - Linus Tech Tips please, pm me if you would like to contribute to my gpu bios database (includes overclocking bios, stock bios, and upgrades to gpus via modding) Bios database My beautiful, but not that powerful, main PC: prior build: Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted April 30, 2021 6 hours ago, WereCatf said: This is my new favorite gif. https://pcpartpicker.com/list/Qm9Mwc Main Project: A desk that has a hatch that opens in the middle of it and then goes down flush with the desk. Other projects I am working on Sleeper TI-99 4A Second Keyboard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted April 30, 2021 6 hours ago, BogdanTNT said: Increase the respect from the people because they would listen to user feedback I don't think MOST of Apple's customers really care about Vtubers or Anime and will see it as cringy Quote Make the Apple Silicon a new reason to refresh Siri and make a Siri-chan to represent Apple Silicons greatness ??? there is no correlation here at all Quote Give Siri a personality She already has one. And as per point 1; most people wouldn't care about Siri just because she became an anime character with personality. (plus, people would try to turn her into a Tsundere) Quote Show that Apple cares about their products, users, anniversaries and not about money (even thought they are a company and we know this is just semi true) Why does making Siri an anime girl show they care about their products? Quote Jailbreak already has things like this So people can jailbreak if they want this Quote Remind them about the “Hello” on the first Macintosh by Steve Jobs in 1984 Something current consumers don't care about or know about. Quote A lot of people will start talking about Apple again like the time they released the 700 usd pc wheels Yes, about it being weird as fuck that they turned Siri into an anime girl that will spawn endless amounts of rule34 art. ◒ ◒ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted April 30, 2021 Siri's whole personality is the fact that she has no personality, lol (WARNING: I EDIT MY POSTS ALL THE TIME. GRAMMAR IS HARD.) "As I, a humble internet browser who frequents the forum of the well known internet tech YouTuber 'Linus Tech Tips', named after host Linus Sebastian, have trouble understanding the intent of the authors' post, I find solace in the fact, that I am indeed not alone in my confusion. While I stumble through the comments above, I am reminded of a quote which helps me to cut through ambiguous and unnecessary verbiage. The simple eloquence of the phrase often uttered on internet forums leaves any reading it in no doubt as to the true intent of the wording. I believe that I, and indeed all of us can take a lesson from the message left by it:" (Formerly known as @EjectedCasings) "Thanks bro, my inner grammarian just had a stroke." -Yours truly, EjectedCasings ___________________________________________ "It's stupid, but it works" "AAAAAAHHH WHY AM I SPEEENING!" Enthusiast web surfer, 'epic' gamer. #muricaparrotgang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted April 30, 2021 10 hours ago, BogdanTNT said: Give Siri a personality An avatar != personality. Hand, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody’s pocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted April 30, 2021 Fuck no. Why? So you incels have something to jerk of to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted April 30, 2021 10 hours ago, flibberdipper said: This is one of the topics that shoulda just stayed in the drafts. it being in the drafts is too far Main PC: the literature club machine Intel I5 9600k @ 4.2 Ghz | MSI z390-a pro | G.Skill Trident Z RGB 32 GB 3000Mhz | Samsung 970 Evo 500 GB | Seagate barracuda 3.5" 2.5tb | Thermaltake Floe Riing RGB 240 | Asus GeForce GTX 1660 Ti 6 GB DUAL OC | Thermaltake Core P3 TG Snow Edition Daily drivers OPPO A52 | Razer Blackwidow Chroma | Razer Deathadder V2 Pro | Beryodynamic DT 990 PRO | Focusrite Scarlett solo gen 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted April 30, 2021 13 minutes ago, Spindel said: So you incels have something to jerk of to? Rule 34 my friend: if something exists, there is porn of it. Main PC: the literature club machine Intel I5 9600k @ 4.2 Ghz | MSI z390-a pro | G.Skill Trident Z RGB 32 GB 3000Mhz | Samsung 970 Evo 500 GB | Seagate barracuda 3.5" 2.5tb | Thermaltake Floe Riing RGB 240 | Asus GeForce GTX 1660 Ti 6 GB DUAL OC | Thermaltake Core P3 TG Snow Edition Daily drivers OPPO A52 | Razer Blackwidow Chroma | Razer Deathadder V2 Pro | Beryodynamic DT 990 PRO | Focusrite Scarlett solo gen 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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