The Roast of Linus Sebastian

[xoftware]

I'm glad you have the ability to see exactly the opposite of what you could be. 

[JustWantTech]

16 hours ago, kelvinhall05 said:

I'm confused, what exactly is this supposed to be? I watched five minutes of it and it seems like some cheesy comedy skit.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roast_(comedy)

[williamcll]

I hope this gets translated by bilibili.

[suits]

22 hours ago, Origami Cactus said:

Can someone make a comparison of what they changed / cut out? Because i remember them saying that they will have to cut something out, but judging by the lenght of the video it looks pretty full length to me.

The only difference as far as length is they changed the intro to the slide cards, and they cut out when the presentation remote cutout and they had to wait for it to start working again. None of the actual content was cut. 

[PiGHamM3R]

One word - EPIC.

 

Jokes were pretty savage IMO, Yvonne had me cracking up. However, I was waiting for someone to lay into Steve for his "chipmunk-pockets" or his attire for the night, everyone looked so clean (except him), even Luke's beard was ok.

 

The crew did a really good job at setting it up and coordinating the whole thing; James should have had a chair or stood near the podium instead of running across the stage like a freak without a leash.

Spoiler

Skip to 43:56 for Dennis' [uncut] fingers

 

I'd like to see a battle now... ERB style...

[Zodiark1593]

1 hour ago, suits said:

The only difference as far as length is they changed the intro to the slide cards, and they cut out when the presentation remote cutout and they had to wait for it to start working again. None of the actual content was cut. 

I'm in agreement. It didn't seem like there was anything of significance that was missing, though the ratio of words to beeps is a tad off.

 

I enjoyed watching the roast, though there was a fair bit of already abused material (Napoleon complex). Aside from audio issues, I feel it was worth the wait. Particularly enjoyed watching Yvonne flay alive both Linus and Luke.

[Wh0_Am_1]

For all those who did not know, that 10 yen coin is worth ~$0.09 USD or slightly less then an American dime....

[Loote]

I enjoyed it, is there a vote on the best/worst performance?

I kinda feel bad about Steve(from GamersNexus), basically everyone called him boring and it's about something he puts his heart into.

 

I'm watching LTT at 1.5 speed and my friend told me to slow it down to 1.25 when we watched it together. I'm losing some content at 1.75, so I'm impressed with whoever said they're using 2, though I'm not from English speaking country, so it might be a factor.

[knightslay2]

I was wondering why Colton wasn't part of the roast?

[lewdicrous]

19 minutes ago, knightslay2 said:

I was wondering why Colton wasn't part of the roast?

He was fired for the n^th time

[leadeater]

34 minutes ago, knightslay2 said:

I was wondering why Colton wasn't part of the roast?

He was, but he got kicked... like every other time 

[Lady Fitzgerald]

On 5/11/2019 at 1:32 PM, Master Disaster said:

Yvonne was savage, when she walked up she looked really nervous and it took her a little while to calm herself but once she got into it my fucking god did she rip Linus a new one. There were times when I genuinely gasped, the last 2 jokes about using her finger and Linus sweating is the only time he makes her wet... I was literally crying after that.

 

Yvonne have you considered doing stand up? If not you should, you're a natural.

 

It's funny because when going into it I suspected Yvonne, Dennis and Riley would probably be the least funny out of everyone, turns out I was wrong and actually those 3 made me laugh the most.

 

Why did you feel the need to censor it though?

 

Am I the only one who noticed Yvonne was wearing socks and sandals?

 

Look around 1:30:31, 1:31:37, and 1:33:09. I was surprised no one commented much on Linus' socks and sandals yet failed to notice his wife wearing them, especially with that lovely gown on.

[dalekphalm]

On 5/11/2019 at 4:32 PM, Master Disaster said:

Yvonne was savage, when she walked up she looked really nervous and it took her a little while to calm herself but once she got into it my fucking god did she rip Linus a new one. There were times when I genuinely gasped, the last 2 jokes about using her finger and Linus sweating is the only time he makes her wet... I was literally crying after that.

 

Yvonne have you considered doing stand up? If not you should, you're a natural.

 

It's funny because when going into it I suspected Yvonne, Dennis and Riley would probably be the least funny out of everyone, turns out I was wrong and actually those 3 made me laugh the most.

 

Why did you feel the need to censor it though?

 

They censor it due to YouTube algorithms. Basically, uncensored cursing will fuck with your placement and how the video gets served. Plus, LMG content always censors swear words on YouTube, so it's "on brand".

 

I have no problem with it. It's obvious what each censored swear word was. Frankly, censored swear words are almost funnier when you can still tell what is said.

On 5/13/2019 at 7:59 AM, knightslay2 said:

I was wondering why Colton wasn't part of the roast?

He was basically "on backup", in case one of the guests couldn't make it (such as Steve or Kyle). They invited more guests but not every guest accepted the invitation.

[Bouzoo]

Those were some very savage jokes, I'll be honest. And I assume Yvonne murdered Linus after the breast jokes.

And lastly, wasn't even shocked when Steve shoved up in his normal clothes, compared to everyone else. 

[greenhorn]

That roast was awesome, I just watched it again a second time (a few days after watching it for the first time) and still really enjoyed it.It beats any Comedy Central roast I know by a huge amount.

By the way, is it just me or did also some of you come up with other relevant jokes while watching the roast? There is just so much material there.

[EddiesTech]

MUSIC with time stamps for anyone wondering (did post as a YouTube comment but I think it got marked as spam)

0:04 - INTRO - Coconuts by Gerhard Narholz - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT0D9uoY1OM

0:36 - JAMES STRIEB - Night of the Stars by Richard Cottle - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlVj1lUvqR4

4:52 - LINUS VIDEO - Inhale Exhale by Romain Magnan - https://open.spotify.com/track/4AUXTfA15qo6L8xMDkCWYV#

5:19 - LINUS VIDEO - We're Unstoppable by Harlin James, Clav and Dumi Maraire - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=416lTvCMJM4

5:40 - LINUS VIDEO - Boom Chick by Bea Parks, Garo Nahoulakian and Oliver Horton - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U20rjHw3iFE

6:42 - LINUS! - Supersonic by Liquid Cinema - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0AXrMsyBYE

10:37 - NEXT PERSON - Sorry For Lovin' You So by Stan Laferrière - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4L-fCTJ0yQ

[sub68]

how did this not pop up

[AvMaverick]

Best piece of LMG content ever.