“Alexa Spell iCup” New Smart Toilet by Kohler

[Guest]

7 hours ago, Noctus said:

So you're saying you have dry shit caked on ur ass all the time that requires water to soften and dislodge it ?

Yes you are right, why aren't we taking showers without using water but just using pieces of wood?

 

Absolutely the result, time and effort required is the same 

 

Now, I know you probably never seen one in your life and you could be scared of them but, we got both bidet and toilet paper, and if half Europe got them probably is not because they are useless 

 

Edited January 8, 2019 by Guest

[dizmo]

4 hours ago, Blademaster91 said:

I meant from the spray nozzle onto your rear, not if it cleans your hands, although the toilets with the built in sink are pretty cool. I'm sure it spraying your butt feels cleaner though if it actually is idk and as others mentioned paper does the same long as a person showers every day, but yeah wash your hands no matter if you did 1 or 2.

I've looked at some of the Japanese Toto toilets, those are really reasonable for a higher end toilet and about $1,500 or less depending on what you want.

Not quite. It's actually not only proven to be significantly better for the environment, but it's also much healthier to use a bidet.

They do, and they also make toilets extending into the $20,000 range. So, as I said, there's a market for toilets of that price.

[Noctus]

12 hours ago, RorzNZ said:

What sort of business you have going on there that means you get caked on poo. If you were a sheep you’d need dagging lol. 

I'm talking to Lukyp ?? When did i say i'm speaking about myself?

6 hours ago, Lukyp said:

Yes you are right, why aren't we taking showers without using water but just using pieces of wood?

 

Absolutely the result, time and effort required is the same 

 

Now, I know you probably never seen one in your life and you could be scared of them but, we got both bidet and toilet paper, and if half Europe got them probably is not because they are useless 

 

You equated to wiping without a bidet to using 3 rolls and enough friction to start a fire, stop being retarded.

 

I have infact seen many bidets. Now, i know it's hard to believe outside of Italy it's not a common thing, but maybe once you are old enough and travel, you'd find a lot less than half of Europe actually use them.

[TigerHawk]

I feel like the playing music thing in the bathroom is definitely made for the pee-shy eastern Asian nations. They have all kinds of devices to bring with you to the washroom that make noises so other people can't hear you pissing and shitting.

[Guest]

21 minutes ago, Noctus said:

I'm talking to Lukyp ?? When did i say i'm speaking about myself?

You equated to wiping without a bidet to using 3 rolls and enough friction to start a fire, stop being retarded.

 

I have infact seen many bidets. Now, i know it's hard to believe outside of Italy it's not a common thing, but maybe once you are old enough and travel, you'd find a lot less than half of Europe actually use them.

>retarded

>literally doesn't know that water cleans better and it's definitely faster than everything else, and you know in some cases you have to spend more time with roll paper

>speaks like I've never used roll paper in my life, we have those things too, don't you know?

 

k but honestly I'm not going to still discuss on how someone clean their ass better anymore as this doesn't even need an answer

Edited January 8, 2019 by Guest

[Norseman4]

On 1/7/2019 at 3:44 AM, LAwLz said:

Oh boy, I can't wait to not be able to flush my toilet because some firmware upgrade needs to be installed, and companies (or employers) now logging how long I poop for.

Or a firmware update fails ... leading to a new definition of bricking your toilet.

[JoostinOnline]

On 1/7/2019 at 1:58 AM, RorzNZ said:

Too lazy to manually flush? Ask and Amazon's personal assistant will do it for you.

Imagine the ability to flush being tied to your Internet access.

 

Hell, imagine Amazon ads being tied to how often you do your business!

[Guest]

13 minutes ago, JoostinOnline said:

Imagine the ability to flush being tied to your Internet access.

 

Hell, imagine Amazon ads being tied to how often you do your business!

Targeted viagra ads with the ‘selfie’ cam.

[aezakmi]

On 1/7/2019 at 5:04 AM, BananaInSandals said:

I could never understand how people are comfortable with their butt being washed after a poop. Like seriously, wouldn't your clothes get wet?  

 

Alexa, plz relax music for pooping. 

it must be nice to get your hands full of crap when using paper.

[CTR640]

Alexa: "I sensed spicy things and you have diarhea. I've arranged an appointment with the doctor tommorow at 07:30"

[Noctus]

5 hours ago, Lukyp said:

>retarded

>literally doesn't know that water cleans better and it's definitely faster than everything else, and you know in some cases you have to spend more time with roll paper

>speaks like I've never used roll paper in my life, we have those things too, don't you know?

 

k but honestly I'm not going to still discuss on how someone clean their ass better anymore as this doesn't even need an answer

Pretty clear you aren't grasping the English language very well. I'm speaking to you like you're thick, now.

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Noctus said:

Pretty clear you aren't grasping the English language very well. I'm speaking to you like you're thick, now.

thanks captain obvious I'm not native but that doesn't change anything lmao 

[Drak3]

1 hour ago, aezakmi said:

it must be nice to get your hands full of crap when using paper.

That doesn't happen if you do it right. Which 99% of the civilized world does.