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Apple releases one of their most important updates this year, the new Bagel Emoji with Cream Cheese

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7 hours ago, DrMacintosh said:

You have no idea how hyped I am for the new lobster emoji in the next iOS 12 update

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Quickly Microsoft, come up with an Isopod emoji. 

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Finally Apple does something worth talking about and innovates for once

 

also when are we getting Linus kappa emoji so I can spam it at my friends every time they beef a shot in 8 ball

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9 minutes ago, BlueChinchillaEatingDorito said:

Quickly Microsoft, come up with an Isopod emoji. 

Yall already know what the fuck is up

 

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Not only do we get updates for half a decade, we also get emoji updates! Such hype!

 

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I DEMAND a PB and strawberry jelly sandwich emoji!

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Who really gives a s**t about freaking emojis? Why is this even a priority and "news"? Stupid emojis were the reason MSN Messenger turned into a vomit inducing garbage. All you could see in the messages in the end were stupid emojis. People didn't even know how to write words anymore as entire messages were this colorful vomit of emojis.

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3 minutes ago, RejZoR said:

All you could see in the messages in the end were stupid emojis. People didn't even know how to write words anymore as entire messages were this colorful vomit of emojis.

People with their "paper.' Kids these days don't even know how to chisel messages onto tablets anymore! 

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A bagel...... a bagel?!!!!!!!!!! Discrimination! Discrimination against all the bread and jam folks who have been ignored thus far! How dare they favour the bagel and cream cheese over us! Riot! Lawsuit! Time to get them to be truly equal and force them to listen!

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9 hours ago, AluminiumTech said:

There was a fair amount of drama in the mainstream media about it so I do think it is :P.

I like how Apple appears to have more concern about whether or not an emoticon has cream cheese, than the concerns of right to repair XD

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On 10/17/2018 at 7:53 AM, Syntaxvgm said:

This is important! Some people entire speak and think of emojis. 
For example, I'm so glad they took away gun emojis! Thanks to gun emojis being replaced with squirt guns gun violence is down, and with this cream cheese consumption will be up. Without and emoji to convey a thought, people wont have it! 
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I THOUGHT IM THE ONLY WHO NOTICED THE DIFFERENCE! NO TO GUN VIOLENCE. 

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In my 28 years on this earth I've never had a bagel with cream cheese on it, nor do I want to.


 

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On 10/16/2018 at 6:15 PM, ZacoAttaco said:

II mean I still think it's probably one of the many emojis that's rarely if ever used. 

I mean it does get used quite a bit...

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1 minute ago, Sniperfox47 said:

I mean it does get used quite a bit...

???

You don't handle wine well and it kills you after a drink? 

 

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Yeah, 4k emojis. Seems like a good thing for Apple's design team to be spending their time on.

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"Our latest and greatest emoji comes earlier than your shitty android Pie update."

 

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