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@Crunchy Dragon

Well, I said I'd save my last post for you and I'd make it a doozy...but...it's too hot to think of something really witty.

I was going to do something like this:

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@dalekphalm fuck you

@TheSLSAMG fuck you

@Cinnabar Sonar fuck you

@AshleyAshes you cool

@Silentprototipe fuck you I'm out! And speaking of which, I hope you didn't get kicked outta the US! Sassy, I know.

 

Just kidding. I enjoy you lot. And of course the banter (and posts made) with others but you came to mind first. Plus the joke only works with 5.

And of course @Crunchy Dragon, this is all for you! I know. Special.

Catch y'all in a few months.

But, it seemed like it might be a little vulgar, and I have a feeling I'm at the age where most of the people on this forum wouldn't even get the reference. It's Half Baked, you should know this people! It's a classic!

I know. I posted it anyway. The irony is real.

This works though, as I always hated these posts. I mean who the fuck cares if I'm not gonna be around?

 

Anywho, I won't be around for the summer and perhaps beyond. Things to do, accomplishments to smash. Seeing 20k posts makes me think of the degrees I could have accomplished but was on here instead :P I kid. Somebody better carry on my saltiness. Don't let people get away with posting stupid questions! Crunchy, keep the ban hammer arm strong. Strong, but fair.

 

And when I leave, come together like butt cheeks.

If you can piece together the meaning without looking it up, props. If you know where it came from, I love you just a little bit.

 

Ok. Lock away.

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2 minutes ago, Crunchy Dragon said:

-Moved to Off Topic-

 

I expected better of you

wait, now that this is off topic, shouldn't he technically have 19,999 posts? o.O

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What?!!!!! Good luck! Hope to see you soon!

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Ah damn, hopefully you drop on by every now and then! It's always fun having you around dude. :D

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@dizmo I got one for ya too :P

 

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Still sad your leaving us tho :(. Common now I have to justify why Im failing 3 of my classes for being on here xD. Regardless good luck wherever your going to :P

 

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I will be more than happy to carry on your business as the forum salt merchant.

 

edit - Damn 44 posts in a day! That's a new record for me

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Just now, TopHatProductions115 said:

I'll be the comedian the accompanies the new salt merchant!

With all your rep (5:1 posts to rep, the fuck?) you must already be one.

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Gonna miss ya, @dizmo.  Never keep calm! :P 

1 hour ago, dizmo said:

 

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@dalekphalm fuck you

@TheSLSAMG fuck you

@Cinnabar Sonar fuck you

@AshleyAshes you cool

@Silentprototipe fuck you I'm out! And speaking of which, I hope you didn't get kicked outta the US! Sassy, I know.

 

Just kidding. I enjoy you lot. And of course the banter (and posts made) with others but you came to mind first. Plus the joke only works with 5.

And of course @Crunchy Dragon, this is all for you! I know. Special.

Catch y'all in a few months.

But, it seemed like it might be a little vulgar, and I have a feeling I'm at the age where most of the people on this forum wouldn't even get the reference. It's Half Baked, you should know this people! It's a classic!

It could also be a reference to Gordon Ramsey in Hell's Kitchen.

Image result for gordon ramsay fuck off gifs

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Just now, TheRandomness said:

Meanwhile we still need the old rep counter back.

Eh?

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Just now, TheRandomness said:

Back in the old days there were just likes. Now they've been replaced, but the counter doesn't include them.

Oh ok. It's that way on another forum I used to frequent (Kerbal Space Program forums)

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2 hours ago, dizmo said:

@Crunchy Dragon

Well, I said I'd save my last post for you and I'd make it a doozy...but...it's too hot to think of something really witty.

I was going to do something like this:

 

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@dalekphalm fuck you

@TheSLSAMG fuck you

@Cinnabar Sonar fuck you

@AshleyAshes you cool

@Silentprototipe fuck you I'm out! And speaking of which, I hope you didn't get kicked outta the US! Sassy, I know.

 

Just kidding. I enjoy you lot. And of course the banter (and posts made) with others but you came to mind first. Plus the joke only works with 5.

And of course @Crunchy Dragon, this is all for you! I know. Special.

Catch y'all in a few months.

 

Sorry to be a big noob, just curious on how you implemented the hidden comment chatbox into the post?

 

 

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On 5/23/2018 at 3:02 PM, Crunchy Dragon said:

-Moved to Off Topic-

 

I expected better of you

Then it worked exactly as planned ;)

On 5/23/2018 at 3:27 PM, 8uhbbhu8 said:

What?!!!!! Good luck! Hope to see you soon!

Only those without drive and clarity of vision need luck ;) But thanks!

On 5/23/2018 at 3:32 PM, TheSLSAMG said:

Ah damn, hopefully you drop on by every now and then! It's always fun having you around dude. :D

I'll probably drop by every once in a while. Like nights like this where it's way too hot to sleep. Then in the winter be back full force as I hide from the frigid temps :P

On 5/23/2018 at 3:34 PM, Silentprototipe said:

@dizmo I got one for ya too :P

 

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Still sad your leaving us tho :(. Common now I have to justify why Im failing 3 of my classes for being on here xD. Regardless good luck wherever your going to :P

Hahaha, how many classes do you take at once?! When I was in high school we had 2 classes a day. Sometimes 3, but most of the time two.

On 5/23/2018 at 4:08 PM, orbitalbuzzsaw said:

I will be more than happy to carry on your business as the forum salt merchant.

 

edit - Damn 44 posts in a day! That's a new record for me

Go forth good sir.

On 5/23/2018 at 4:15 PM, TopHatProductions115 said:

I'll be the comedian the accompanies the new salt merchant!

Double teaming has its advantages xD

On 5/23/2018 at 4:25 PM, Techstorm970 said:

Gonna miss ya, @dizmo.  Never keep calm! :P 

It could also be a reference to Gordon Ramsey in Hell's Kitchen.

Image result for gordon ramsay fuck off gifs

I love Hell's Kitchen. Almost as much as I love Masterchef. New season in 3 days!

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OG Gaming Rig - Gone

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