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I'm apparently completely doomed, guys. I have kids and they are all dangerously clever, but one in particular is training to be a computer hacker. My 1 year old daughter has been caught several times opening the source code page for websites, so we're calling her our hacker. But a recent incident is more than random clicking and key hitting. We had hulu open, and we went into a different room for one second. When we came back out, hulu was closed, a different browser was open and netflix was open to sarah and duck, her favorite show. She was the only one in the room

We're doomed...

Insanity is not the absence of sanity, but the willingness to ignore it for a purpose. Chaos is the result of this choice. I relish in both.

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3 minutes ago, Jtalk4456 said:

I'm apparently completely doomed, guys. I have kids and they are all dangerously clever, but one in particular is training to be a computer hacker. My 1 year old daughter has been caught several times opening the source code page for websites, so we're calling her our hacker. But a recent incident is more than random clicking and key hitting. We had hulu open, and we went into a different room for one second. When we came back out, hulu was closed, a different browser was open and netflix was open to sarah and duck, her favorite show. She was the only one in the room

We're doomed...

The rise has begun!

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Oh no, kids clicking random things and then continuing when things happen... Oh nooooooo

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8 minutes ago, tmcclelland455 said:

Oh no, kids clicking random things and then continuing when things happen... Oh nooooooo

all i'm saying is if she can figure out how to get her show open in a different browser before she even knows how to use sentences, then were in trouble. how long before she can hack our router and turn off parental controls?

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2 minutes ago, Jtalk4456 said:

all i'm saying is if she can figure out how to get her show open in a different browser before she even knows how to use sentences, then were in trouble. how long before she can hack our router and turn off parental controls?

I'd give it a couple of months. It also won't be long until she hacks your Amazon account and you find a wide assortment of items being delivered.

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Just now, HunterScott said:

I'd give it a couple of months. It also won't be long until she hacks your Amazon account and you find a wide assortment of items being delivered.

our other daughter at around the same age was trying to order owl plushies off amazon, so been there done that

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the clickest of bait thread title

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9 minutes ago, Sierra Fox said:

the clickest of bait thread title

i didn't realize i made that clickbait... You're right though

Also love the profile pic, what's it from

 

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6 minutes ago, Jtalk4456 said:

i didn't realize i made that clickbait... You're right though

Also love the profile pic, what's it from

 

Just random art of Ninetales

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10 minutes ago, Sierra Fox said:

Just random art of Ninetales

that's what i was thinking, but i couldn't tell for sure. That was in my top ten favorite pokemon

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52 minutes ago, Jtalk4456 said:

all i'm saying is if she can figure out how to get her show open in a different browser before she even knows how to use sentences, then were in trouble. how long before she can hack our router and turn off parental controls?

I was able to get a 6 star wanted level and survive for half an hour in Vice City before I could tie my own shoes. I think you're fine.

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1 hour ago, HunterScott said:

The rise has begun!

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i can't quite tell what the funko pops on your desk are

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15 minutes ago, Jtalk4456 said:

i can't quite tell what the funko pops on your desk are

These are just a few I had laid out until I fitted some shelves. I have, Alduin; Dwarven Colossus, Ceri, Geralt, Garruk Windspeaker, C3P0, Corvo and Nissa Revane! I also have a Mogwaw and a 3D printed Skyrim Vampyre Lord. My son loves them!

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52 minutes ago, HunterScott said:

These are just a few I had laid out until I fitted some shelves. I have, Alduin; Dwarven Colossus, Ceri, Geralt, Garruk Windspeaker, C3P0, Corvo and Nissa Revane! I also have a Mogwaw and a 3D printed Skyrim Vampyre Lord. My son loves them!

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I must be the only one that finds it sad that a 1 year old has a favorite show :P

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Just now, Prqnk3d said:

not quite, you can include me in that aswell

why is it sad for a 1 yr old to have a favorite show?

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3 minutes ago, Jtalk4456 said:

why is it sad for a 1 yr old to have a favorite show?

A kid that old having been exposed to enough media that they have a favorite. I don't think kids that young should be that into staring at a screen for everything. 

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Just now, Prqnk3d said:

cannot agree more

i didn't give any indication as to how much media they are exposed to... Favorite just means she likes it best, not that she watches it all day. It only takes one time viewing to determine you like it better than anything else you've seen. To make it into a sad story, you're assuming her to be watching it alot, which she doesn't. she simple loves it best the few times she is exposed to it

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