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Hey girl, you wanna see my drive? It's more than 3.5 inches, and sure isn't floppy

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Just now, Delicieuxz said:

Entering '80085' on a calculator, then showing it to a girl.

knee slapper

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Just now, Delicieuxz said:

Entering '80085' on a calculator, then showing it to a girl.

would probably get sued for workplace harassment but ok

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Just now, Slottr said:

hey bb ur hotter than amd

Grill: Why amd, because of its red color?

Me: No, because it has lower efficiency than intel which uses more wattage and generates much more heat.

Grill: ...

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Just now, Delicieuxz said:

Entering '80085' on a calculator, then showing it to a girl.

Sorry I don't get it

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's the hardware issue

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Just now, Slottr said:

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you don't get my joke too didn't you?

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1 minute ago, deXxterlab97 said:

Sorry I don't get it

Read it as alphabets.

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3 minutes ago, gtx1060=value said:

knee slapper

2 minutes ago, gtx1060=value said:

would probably get sued for workplace harassment but ok

 

Wow, so supr srs. Are you asking people for jokes in hope that you might discover a sense of humour? And no, that wouldn't get a person sued.

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Just now, deXxterlab97 said:

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's the hardware issue

i actually laughed - that's why ppl in my department do - blame it on the hardware IT guys

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Just now, PCNoobie said:

Read it as alphabets.

Yes. I know it mean 

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Wanna come over to my house and see my hardware? ;) 

Quote me to see my reply!

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4 minutes ago, deXxterlab97 said:

you don't get my joke too didn't you?

Just needed an excuse to use that emoji lol

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A redshirt and a stormtrooper get into a firefight.

  • The stormtrooper misses every shot.
  • The redshirt dies anyways
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12 minutes ago, deXxterlab97 said:

Sorry I don't get it

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Calculators just ain't what they used to be.

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Are you a 1080 founders edition? cause I wanna plug my 8pin into you.

God that was terrible.

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1 minute ago, RKRiley said:

Are you a 1080 founders edition? cause I wanna plug my 8pin into you.

God that was terrible.

Are you a FE because you sound like one

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16 minutes ago, RKRiley said:

Are you a 1080 founders edition? cause I wanna plug my 8pin into you.

God that was terrible.

Don't you mean Fermi edition?

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I don't have any nerdy ones, but my favorite has always been:

Guy: Hey girl, feel my shirt. Know what that is?

Gal: What?

Guy: Boyfriend material.

 

Thank you, Ryan Gosling. It's bad, but it makes even the most straight faced woman chuckle.

 

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