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ohhhhhhhhhhhh i see how it is

Client: *client brings in laptop* "i got this and this failing or something can u fix it"

Oh yea sure u just leave it here come back in 2 days *puts it on the shelf*

*goes on forums*

2 days pass 

Client: so how is my laptop did u fix it?

"Um, yea yea *thinks to him, wait what? whhat laptop is he talking about, eh whatever*, sry but ur components are broken u need to replace them, i will need extra money for this"

Client "oh ok, i guess nothing can be done then here is the money" *clent leaves*

"oi student guy or whatever come here, i got some practical work for u, swtich this computers harddrive and video card"

*goes on forums*

*student finishes work*

*shadowcaptain calls client* "ok i finished your laptop you can come pick it up"

Client: "omg ty soo much for fixing it for me, here is a tip for the good work"

 

Next client

Yup. Hahaha

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Its a secret, I am also Batman AND James Bond

How dare you take two of my many names!

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I give up: http://imgur.com/TYHv4s1

 

What's the link?

LOL   

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Could you help me find a video I saw a while ago? It seems to have disappeared from the internet and I didn't get a chance to download it lol

 

All of the internet is definitely not stored on our servers, I totally promise

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I expected something like a free game on steam or something :( 

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All of the internet is definitely not stored on our servers, I totally promise

Wait, wouldn't that mean that the NSA is technically storing child porn?

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Wait, wouldn't that mean that the NSA is technically storing child porn?

 

The NSA declines to comment on what it does or does not store on its servers

 

Remember, we are the good guys, we only watch our own people to stop ISIS, which is probably somewhere in the US since we are shit at geography 

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The NSA declines to comment on what it does or does not store on its servers

 

Remember, we are the good guys, we only watch our own people to stop ISIS, which is probably somewhere in the US since we are shit at geography 

Shit at geographys? i didnt know anything beyond USA exists for the US people. U know like people use to think the world was. being flat and if u keep walking you will just fall off the edge of the world.

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No but seriously I work in an office, I just keep the site open on my third monitor and pop up on new threads as they appear

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No but seriously I work in an office, I just keep the site open on my third monitor and pop up on new threads as they appear

 

Oh so basically just like i described.... well expet i said 2 monitors not 3 :o

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Oh so basically just like i described.... well expet i said 2 monitors not 3 :o

 

Need some new ones, tbh

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I expected something like a free game on steam or something :(

not yet. but good idea... I ill make something harder and probably give something away.. (a challenge.. but based in my signature xD)

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not yet. but good idea... I ill make something harder and probably give something away.. (a challenge.. but based in my signature xD)

I literally just found another person with the same signature. I got the tab/enter combo in my fingers now. I'M READY

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He's actually the NSA and is collecting information about us.

Nah @Trik'Stari would be a better undercover agent, you'd never suspect him.

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wait? weren't you hired by Linus to keep the traffic towards the website with comments? 

 

haha maybe I should ask  :P

 

I think thats a great idea @LinusTech ;)

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haha maybe I should ask  tongue.png

 

I think thats a great idea @LinusTech wink.png

Is there anywhere that it says the total post count of the forums? I would like to see what fraction you are of this.

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Is there anywhere that it says the total post count of the forums? I would like to see what fraction you are of this.

 

im not even highest only 4th highest woodernmarker has 36k

 

my % of posts will be like 0. something %

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im not even highest only 4th highest woodernmarker has 36k

 

my % of posts will be like 0. something %

I found out that there is a total counter after I summed up the posts in each subforum. You're about 20k/650k or 0.3% (0.315995168442)

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Feel free to PM me about absolutely anything be it tech, math, literature, etc. I'll try my best to help. I'm currently looking for a cheap used build for around $25 to set up as a home server if anyone is selling.

 

If you are a native speaker please use proper English if you can. Punctuation, capitalization, and spelling are as important to making your message readable as proper night theme formatting is.

 

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tbh I would feel guilty if I did something like goof off online all day

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Its a secret, I am also Batman AND James Bond

 

Well, that has to be tough.

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he actually works for sony and is here to secretly spy on us and trying to promote their systems.

 

do i have prove?

yes, he claims  "a friend" of him works at sony allowing him to get new stuff at bargain price's, admit it mr sony!

May the light have your back and your ISO low.

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he actually works for sony and is here to secretly spy on us and trying to promote their systems.

 

do i have prove?

yes, he claims  "a friend" of him works at sony allowing him to get new stuff at bargain price's, admit it mr sony!

 

If I did I would have an A7rII not an A7

 

its more likely i work for MSI since they keep sending me stuff to review :P

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