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Enough with the SKINNY JEANS

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I were skinny jeans, there comfortable and all this bullshit about them crushing your nuts is made up by people to insecure in there appearance. I mean there not even constricting you seen people do sports in skintight shit they stretch like elastic you also don't have to go super skin tight most skinny jeans are only tight around the shin and thigh

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Skinny flares ftw. 

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I were skinny jeans, there comfortable and all this bullshit about them crushing your nuts is made up by people to insecure in there appearance. I mean there not even constricting you seen people do sports in skintight shit they stretch like elastic you also don't have to go super skin tight most skinny jeans are only tight around the shin and thigh

I say there constricting,but I ain't talking about my damn nuts, if that were the case nobody who was a man would ever wear them. More my entirety below my waist. I have a few pair because my girlfriends and admittedly my mother buy them for me. They just aren't comfortable for me. That said I am 6'3-4 and I have large calves and thighs. 

 

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I just wear tapered jeans, get all the mad stacks that skinnies will but without the ball crushing.

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Are men's skinny jeans actually tight all the way up to the crotch area? I thought they would be a bit loose over there.

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Are men's skinny jeans actually tight all the way up to the crotch area? I thought they would be a bit loose over there.

Probably have bigger pockets too, geez the pockets on my jeans are worthless...

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Probably have bigger pockets too, geez the pockets on my jeans are worthless...

 

I know, right?! Women pants are either pocketless or they have useless pockets.

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Well I don't wear skinny jeans, because I can't..

But if people like them, just let them wear it.

 

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I were skinny jeans, there comfortable and all this bullshit about them crushing your nuts is made up by people to insecure in there appearance. I mean there not even constricting you seen people do sports in skintight shit they stretch like elastic you also don't have to go super skin tight most skinny jeans are only tight around the shin and thigh

 

I don't wear skinny jeans but have in the past, but as a road cyclist I do wear lycra. There is no comparison between flexible skintight sportswear and skinny jeans, which are thicker and made of denim which is far less flexible.

Also, I can no longer wear them because they crush my large cyclist thighs, not that that's a bad thing as I much prefer straight or tapered jeans.

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I know, right?! Women pants are either pocketless or they have useless pockets.

Women don't need pockets. They put everything in their tits

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I don't wear skinny jeans but have in the past, but as a road cyclist I do wear lycra. There is no comparison between flexible skintight sportswear and skinny jeans, which are thicker and made of denim which is far less flexible.

Also, I can no longer wear them because they crush my large cyclist thighs, not that that's a bad thing as I much prefer straight or tapered jeans.

Is there any benefit to wearing lycra other than inducing vomiting from the person in the car behind you?

For some people it is perfectly acceptable to wear the stuff. 

But when you see some wobbly cellulite ridden arse sway from side to side as some godawful troll of a human lumbers along on a racing bike.. Ergh...

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Is there any benefit to wearing lycra other than inducing vomiting from the person in the car behind you?

For some people it is perfectly acceptable to wear the stuff. 

But when you see some wobbly cellulite ridden arse sway from side to side as some godawful troll of a human lumbers along on a racing bike.. Ergh...

Improved aero over looser clothing, therefore allowing for faster pace. It does work as well, in jeans and a t shirt I'm measurably slower than in Lycra over a distance, and even in a short sprint it helps. It might look bad, but it does help. But only if the person isn't a fat arse, or a MAMIL. I can get away with it, being a skinny guy, but mid life crisis cyclists should leave lycra well alone.

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Women don't need pockets. They put everything in their tits

Would be nice to have decent sized pockets...

 

Cant even fit a iPhone 4 in my pocket without it hanging out(my brothers jeans can fit a freaking nexus 7 smh).

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Agreed

I can't even get most slimmer fitting jeans over my calves.

Fuck to the skinny jeans. Can't personally understand why you would want jeans that tight....

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I wear straight or slim jeans. I hate skinny as they don't allow for any movement. I don't understand the fascination for both genders, really. But that's just me, and I don't really go along with fashion trends. 

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If anyone wver see me where skinny jeans, then you might aswell put me out of my misery.

Whatever dark mental state I'm in I'm not returning from.

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And yes, I actually do own a pair of Jnco Jeans from way back then.

Women don't need pockets. They put everything in their tits

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Because dayum they look good. I have da booty tho..

On women I think they look good, but guys? Meh. I mean, where does their manlihood sit in jeans so tight. Can't be comfortable surely....

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skinny jeans looks like shit, slim is where it's at.

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