What is the biggest thing you've gotten in trouble for in school?

[eLucid]

Skateboarding in the halls when I was in grade 10. Punishment - Detention for a week.

[iamdarkyoshi]

stabbed with...

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[SPG]

I was in 4th grade and flipped some kid off with both hands when the bell rung so he couldn't pick on my anymore. I love how you always get in trouble when other kids do shit to you. I also got suspended for a week because my 6th grade english teacher thought I said dildo. Fun stuff.

[iamdarkyoshi]

My handy dandy black ink pen from bic into his leg.  Blood everywhere.

Hey look, my black pen turned red! weird....

[Just Monika]

I never got in trouble for anything "big" as far as I remember. The "biggest" thing I got away with though, was when I was about 8-9 years old and I was the only one in the washroom during recess. The school had two of these foot-operated sinks per washroom:

 

 

Feeling rather mischievous at the time, I grabbed several paper towels, wetted them, plugged up the holes where the water drained out for both of these sinks. The foot "pedal" for these sinks were kind of old so all it took was a forceful stomp or two to jam them so that the water flow would continue without needing to be held down.

 

About 30 minutes later, well after recess was over and everyone was well back into classes, the school principal's angry voice sounded over the PA system, demanding to know which one of the students caused a flooding in one of the washrooms. Luckily for me, there were no witnesses and I was never caught to this day (about 20 years later).

[-CLASSIFIED-]

Hey look, my black pen turned red! weird....

[iamdarkyoshi]

My old home room teacher used to let me stab and beat up my friend because he wanted me too.

I really dont have a response for that, so here is a random spongebob face:

[evilarceus]

There are so many I still remembered.

 

We have iMacs in the library and my friend and I turned all of them to a wallpaper of Gaben. We also copy and pasted the picture file all over the desktop. The people who worked in the library were so confused, but we somehow ended up getting caught. I don't even remember how, but hey, it was worth it.

[Volbet]

I never really got caught doing bad bad things at school.

The worst thing was probably the time I OD'd on heroin in the school bathroom. My school was quite lenient but I guess shooting up in the bathrooms was crossing the line.

Luckily, the let me off with a warning due to me having a lot of personal problems at the time.

[evilarceus]

you only get in trouble if you get caught i never get caught

[BOT Edward]

Got excluded from the rest of the school term, nearly got charged with Digital theft and digital trespassing as well as a charge around distruption of governemtn systems.

 

All I did was booted into BT5, ran it's SAM decrypter and got the local admin PWORD, used the local admin account to install a keylogger, purposely broke a couple things in office and got the schools IT guy to log in and fix it, used that to create a new account in AD granting myself "domain admin" permissions (he had a group setup for it, that is applied as a GPO to all machines, incl. servers).

Used that to mess with kids, bypass school filters (applocker and such), remotely shutdown machines including the schools automatic "text the parent" server (texts parents if kids arent at school) and used that to go home early without getting into trouble.

 

I was basically a little pr*ck and a smartass and got caught out by a friend dobbing me in.

On the plus side, it helped me get the job im in currently! :lol:

[iamdarkyoshi]

Got excluded from the rest of the school term, nearly got charged with Digital theft and digital trespassing as well as a charge around distruption of governemtn systems.

 

All I did was booted into BT5, ran it's SAM decrypter and got the local admin PWORD, used the local admin account to install a keylogger, purposely broke a couple things in office and got the schools IT guy to log in and fix it, used that to create a new account in AD granting myself "domain admin" permissions (he had a group setup for it, that is applied as a GPO to all machines, incl. servers).

Used that to mess with kids, bypass school filters (applocker and such), remotely shutdown machines including the schools automatic "text the parent" server (texts parents if kids arent at school) and used that to go home early without getting into trouble.

 

I was basically a little pr*ck and a smartass and got caught out by a friend dobbing me in.

On the plus side, it helped me get the job im in currently! :lol:

Nice job!

[RyomaSJibenG]

not doing homework on grade 3

gets into a fight with my bully on grade 6

[Charger]

Far from the worst thing I got in trouble for but it was more entertaining to explain at the time.

I was sent to the principal's office because I did not respond to the teacher when he was calling me by the wrong name. I explained that and the response I got was "lets just chalk that up to him having a bad day" and that was the end of that.

[cluelessgenius]

in college i had something going with my math teachers daughter and so he would f me over wheeever he could. i almost got thrown out because apperently i was missing to many lessons. the fact that i had straight a's was not of interest at all. but yeah somehow i managed to wiggle through. 

[Slash003]

Didnt play with someone in second grade got detention.

Did nothing wrong, got my grades changed.

Me and all the football guys long story short dogpiled a kid. He cried. Football was banned from the school. Forever.
I shrugged me shoulders, detention (skipped it)

Showed up late with a valid reason, detention (skipped it)

Flipped off a teacher, last day of school and was moving, no harm done! Except when I went to visit a friend back there a few years later. That teacher was walking down the street. My friend and I were lightning on the street.

Told a kid to fuckoff really loudly, oddly nothing happened.

Beat the shit out of a kid, in school suspension 1 day, outta school 2.

Reported a death threat, got suspended (how the fuck...?)

Told some asshole if he wouldn't stop harassing one of my female friends I'd practically kill him, nothing happened except that he stopped

Stabbed a kid with a pencil for the hate talk, nothing happened

Did it to another kid, nothing happened other than he became more of an asshole.

Got into a legitimate involved discussion, teacher thought we were about to fight.

Kid died of a lethal asthma attack. I suggested we have a moment of silence for him one day, the teacher was ok with it but administrators were not.

Shut down all the filters on the computers in the network and some of my friends set up a clone network, that downloaded tons of games and they decided to also put porn, I told them not to do porn but they did, on to the public use computers. To this day they dont know who did it but they are pretty sure it was me and the guys.

And we hacked the intercom and put "JUST DO IT" up there because it was the day of finals, people needed motivation.

Made out with my gf as soon as we got out of the bus on the last day of school, pretty sure that was against the rules, but since I moved nothing happened. She died, so...

 

And there are probably many more, that I have currently forgot.

[I need a better name]

i stabed a guy with a 3D printed butterfly knife, nothing happend.

 

PS: butterfly knives are banned were i live.

[TechDookie]

Talked in chess club. Yes, talked in chess club was the worst thing I've done that I've gotten in trouble for.

[farhanorakzai]

I never really did anything bad in school, I did sort of get in trouble for bringing my own router and plugging it into one of the wall ethernet ports

[SeriouslyMikey]

Drinking. I got hammered in school. 

[Snickerzz]

Some douchebag punched me, so then I got suspended for being punched and ONLY being punched!

I see zero tolerance is working perfectly! /s

 

 

 

Drinking. I got hammered in school. 

so youre the reason my teacher smells water bottles to make sure its not vodka

[WillFromGA]

Told told a black girl to go back to Africa. (We were good friends and talked like that to each other all the time) Then she then pretending to choke me and the teacher saw it. That old bitch wrote me up for racism and her for physical assault even though we told the guy it was jokes.

[JAKEBAB]

Grabbed a teacher until he gave me back my ipod got suspended for a week or 2 can't remember.

 

Been suspended in both college (high school for Americans) and primary school multiple times for fighting.

[DarkBlade2117]

Not having my name on my paper two times in a row. come on ladies, I am the real bad boy.

[DarkBlade2117]

Told told a black girl to go back to Africa. (We were good friends and talked like that to each other all the time) Then she then pretending to choke me and the teacher saw it. That old bitch wrote me up for racism and her for physical assault even though we told the guy it was jokes.

The whole joke thing never works.