What is the biggest thing you've gotten in trouble for in school?

[Kalle Hänninen]

You dumb f*. I got in trouble for unauthorized absence from school. I was doing my own things for a semester. Just copied my mothers signature on reports I got when I sometimes visited there and carried on as usual. I actually had a key to someones apartment next to school and went there to nap. Oh that poor boy who got heat for the booze I stole from there.

 

(And back then we didn't have these programs that exist nowadays. I was twelve back then, so it was like -97.)

[WillFromGA]

The whole joke thing never works.

I now understand that. But in our defense, it really was a joke lol.

[Tsuki]

made a taser out of a disposable camera, set the entire network of computers in the computer lap to reboot itsself every 15 minutes. got into more than a few fights.

 

i actually got in trouble a lot...

[tacometer]

Got expelled from 3 high schools for being stoned selling drugs and fighting

[ShiftHitTheFan]

In grade 6, I wrote my name on the school walls and the word Hi on every door. I had to scrub all the walls with a brush and bucket. What really confused me at the time was that the grade 4 yard had drawn all over their wall, basically covering over 50m in art. I had to scrub all of their drawing off the wall. Took me 3 days.

[Overkilled]

Usually I never get caught. I know the teachers who are strict and the ones who won't do a damn thing. Pick your moments wisely

[Ostwind]

I drop kicked a kid in the chest when I was in fourth grade. It was afterschool but on school property so I got suspended.

[pureGold]

Got a weekend detention for going to the school library and doing work.

 

Apparently I needed a special freakin pass to get in at any part of the day.

[Overkilled]

Got expelled from 3 high schools for being stoned selling drugs and fighting

how old were you? I'm not familiar with how American high school works

[Th3 Mans1ay3r]

Choking a kid out. TBH he deserved it. Funnily though 2 years later we ended up playing WoW together.

[cragger89]

There is a lot of bullshit in this thread.

[evilarceus]

There is a lot of bullshit in this thread.

...and that's the off topic area for ya

[IAMSWIFT1]

I Threw A Kid,Into A Wall/S

My Friend Put Used Dildos For All The Desktop Wallpapers At My School,The Reaction Was Insane,He Didn't Get Found Out

[Ruostunut kokis]

Got in no serious trouble, even though I was pretty much a psychopath in elementary school... Got only 2 detentions, but also got into multiple fights... all of which I lost.

 

In junior high school, the dozen or-so bullies who were harassing me never got in any trouble, but as soon as I tried to stand for myself, got complaints from teachers (seems to be a trend, doesn't it?)

 

 

 

Probably the worst thing I have done was punching a 7th grader's glasses (I was an 8th grader at the time). The situation went like this: I was running somewhere (don't remember reason), he started pulling me from my hoodie, I thought he was choking me. I punched him in the face, breaking his glasses in the process. Got no detention or anything from it and he share no hard feelings with each other, but got a 60€ fine (cost of new glasses), which I, at the time a 14 year-old, had to pay by myself (parents haven't payed anything for me ever since I was 12, so everything came from my own pockets).

 

TL;DR: punched a student in the face, got 60€ fine to pay for his new glasses, no detentions or mark on police record. Plus while I and the victim aren't friends, we share no hard feelings for it.

 

 

 

After that, haven't done anything bad in school, except bring my own hobby knife / scalpel / utility knife (that were common in art classes and students were allowed to use them) and get a 1-2 hour lecture by the principal (who, unlike the teachers, is a strict a**hole) about bringing knives to public areas, since carrying any bladed tools in public area (including screwdrivers) is forbidden here unless a job requires it. I might not be the sanest person there is, but I would steer clear from using bladed tools / weapons for defense (since doing so in here will get you in more legal trouble than the original offender).

 

TL;DR: brought a hobby knife to school which I used as just a replacement for scissors (so a tool), got lectured by the principal about knife laws that I already knew (hence why I didn't bring an actual knife). I ditched it and started using scissors, no-one gave me sh*t about it ever since.

 

 

 

And now I'm 18, so better not try to do anything funny anymore, or else will get nasty marks in police/criminal record.

 

 

The whole joke thing never works.

It always works for the offender when you are the victim, but when you are the offender, it never works.

 

Murphy's law.

[Mug]

I had many fights from year 5 to year 9 (age 9 to 13) due to bullying and basically got into a load of trouble for it.

 

I then realised that to overcome bullying, you have to change yourself, so I became a more desirable person to be around.

I'm now of the opinion that bullying is not the bully's fault but instead the bullied.

Despite these years of my life being hell, I realised that I was strange and that I should've self-reflected earlier. The bullying was essentially my fault.

When a kid is being bullied by their friends, they should at least try and change.

[Haswell_rasperry_pi]

One time when I was really stupid, I jokingly (bad joke, very very bad joke) said in some good context that I would kill "ALL Y'ALL WHITE A GUN" cuz this one guy was joking about how he would be me up in a corner if i did some wierd thing. Next day the principal comes to me and tells me to clear out my locker to check for a firearm in my locker. nothing happened after that because my school was so small that we all knew each other to a certain point that I could explain myself.