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Have You Ever Hurt Yourself Subconsciously?

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This one time I was sitting on a couch playing on my laptop which was on this glass table, and my big toe started to itch. I proceeded to rub the part of my toe that itched on one of the table's legs, and it just kept on itching and itching. So after a bit of rubbing my toe on the leg of table for a while, I decide to take a look at my toe since it wouldn't start itching, and it turned out I managed to friction burn that part of my toe so bad that I tore a decently sized piece of skin off. It stung like a bitch as soon as I saw what I'd done. 

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I made the mistake of watching TLC if that counts

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i fell down the stairs... cuz it felt good

 

 

 

 

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that sounds painful...

 

I once watched Fox News.

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Probably...

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i was dropped and i suppose everything i do involves the subconscious.

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Not sure, but sometimes i just notice i am bleeding. 

 

Those are the most confusing moments ever.

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Those are the most confusing moments ever.

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Oh yeah and this one time I fell at my school and didn't think nothing of it. I walked back into school and some girl commented on my jeans being wet. I pull up my jeans and there's decently side flap of skin hanging down and blood dripping from my knee. This happened a second time a few years later when I was chasing some dude and I slipped. But I kinda expected it to happen that time. 

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I have banged my head against the wall repeatively when I was 12 - 14. I also had more self-destructive thoughts, but didn't do anything worse than that. Also because of that I had to attend 2,5 years at weekly psychologist's visits.

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I have banged my head against the wall repeatively when I was 12 - 14. I also had more self-destructive thoughts, but didn't do anything worse than that. Also because of that I had to attend 2,5 years at weekly psychologist's visits.

Really? When I was like 9 or 10 I used to bang a guitar over my head when I was pissed at my mother. Idk why xD I think i was trying to get my mother to feel bad for me or some shit. But I never had to see a psychologist. 

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My Friend Naturally Kicks Things,He Kicked A House And Broke His Foot,I Loled So Hard While We Were Carrying Him To His House

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My Friend Naturally Kicks Things,He Kicked A House And Broke His Foot,I Loled So Hard While We Were Carrying Him To His House

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Occasionally I walk on the side of my foot, twice now this has resulted in a completely dislocated knee :D First time I was playing a mates stupidly expensive acoustic guitar Saved it, buggered my knee. Second time was a month or two ago... Was literally just walking around the lounge room... Since then I've noticed myself doing it, scariest shit.

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Really? When I was like 9 or 10 I used to bang a guitar over my head when I was pissed at my mother. Idk why xD I think i was trying to get my mother to feel bad for me or some shit. But I never had to see a psychologist. 

Probably the teachers at school saw that I was depressed (or what internet calls as "Grow the f*** up already you kid!"), so they set me up for it. It wasn't voluntary on my part.

 

Probably one thing affecting that was that I was bullied ever since I began pre-school, and the teachers constantly said that "they'll do something to address the issue, like talk to their parents"... They never did anything. At least nothing that worked, like use actual discipline.

 

And now, I'm 18, most of them are 18 too, still getting bullied by same people, can't do a damn thing to fix it; what they are doing is perfectly legal, and if I tried to even say sh*t about them, they got about a few dozen of their friends ready to beat my ass. Besides, if I was to spark a conflict, I would be the one to get the blame legally, and they would walk away scot-free.

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This one time I was whittling a stick, and I slipped, but i didn't realize, and I slash my thumb open, it was bloody. Oddly enough, it didn't hurt.

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sensitive skin + acne (back)  + scratching  = im sure you can guess.

 

 

 

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I'm going to go out on a limb and say if it was subconsciously would we really know for sure?

anyways ya I have done stuff like that

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Actually I remember one more thing I did when I was around 13 - 14 (?), I think...:

 

I bought a cheapie balisong (also called a "butterfly knife") from some marketplace event's pre-opening day stalls that were opened already, and day after that I tried to test the blade's sharpness... by dragging my thumb along the edge of the blade, with force applied... The end result was bleeding, and as I was in a voluntary work for school as guiding the traffic to the parking lot (junior high school's playing field turned into a makeshift parking lot for one day), had no bandages, so I just lessened the mess by sucking my own blood that was coming out. and it was delicious

 

TL;DR: tested knife's sharpness inappropriately which caused my thumb to bleed.

Never trust my advice. Only take any and all advice from me with a grain of salt. Just a heads up.

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Some motherfuckers said that they're going to "niner" me since I'm gonna be attending my first day of highschool soon. Basically my plan is to threaten them with legal action. Because here in Canada that's really all you have to do. 

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Tables, Ladders Chairs?

 

Wat

shitty US channel filled with shitty reality shows

 

http://www.uk.tlc.com/

 

Home to classics like Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

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