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For the love of all that is fap worthy, please do note use some girl that has giant saggy tits.

 

 

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For the love of all that is fap worthy, please do note use some girl that has giant saggy tits.

 

 

YEAH, I SAID IT. THERE IS A POINT WHERE BOOBS BECOME TOO BIG.

Actually here they would make sense because the zero gravity in space and big tits flying everywhere might be actually fun to watch...

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We do need to study this, cells have trouble going through meiosis and mitosis

Actually here they would make sense because the zero gravity in space and big tits flying everywhere might be actually fun to watch...

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Imagine the distance that semen can go... and still hit!

I estimate few feet but the coldness in space would make the semen not warm before it reaches the girl sadly...

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You guys have no idea how disappointed I was to see that there isn't going to be any hot alien chicks. Oh well, maybe in the possible future.

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The film would probably be full of horrible one-liners and space puns, like "I can see Uranus."

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Actually here they would make sense because the zero gravity in space and big tits flying everywhere might be actually fun to watch...

Giant saggy tits floating in space sounds like a turnoff.

 

Then again, I prefer small, perky, barely fill your hand tits.

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HAHA this was a good laugh. I really want to see them try to have sex in space, (in both ways, scientifically and well...  lol) and then haha, can't stop laughing at the idea of a bunch of horny men raising money just to get a saceorno. 

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Imagine the distance that semen can go... and still hit!

Ummm... bear in mind Newton's laws of motion, so... wanking would propel you backwards a bit, probably. Depends where it's pointed.

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$20,000 that is a joke right. You don't even get to meet or **** a pornstar.

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I estimate few feet but the coldness in space would make the semen not warm before it reaches the girl sadly...

Well, the room they're in is probably heated, right? :P

 

Ummm... bear in mind Newton's laws of motion, so... wanking would propel you backwards a bit, probably. Depends where it's pointed.

This is true, though it will probably not be noticeable considering they'd have a hard time to be stationary in the first place.

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I imagine after a few scenes it will become like a snow globe. 

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lol you joke around, but NASA and others have been working on "docking" procedures for years because if long term space shit is ever going to happen sex WILL need to be a part of it. They even have special vests.

I hope it's not just the ships that are docking for a long time.

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I don't think they realise you can't have sex in space. Whether it's fake or not, it will be insanely difficult for the human body to even produce an erection as ZERO G will stop blood flowing to the penis. It will be incredibly uncomfortable for untrained people to actually be in space and they will experience very painful backs the first time they go as their spine will stretch a few centimetres. Basically, it would be dangerous to even attempt to produce porn in space and almost impossible. It will not be very fun for anyone, neither viewer or participants.

 

 

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Wouldn't this complicate things? In zero gravity?

 
Zero G is what you're thinking of. If there was no gravity they would the slingshot into interstellar space and we wouldn't be here right now.

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Giant saggy tits floating in space sounds like a turnoff.

 

Then again, I prefer small, perky, barely fill your hand tits.

right? I dont see why everyone loves massive ass tits. 

 

so I read somewhere that once you get a erection in space it never goes down. so they will get their moneys worth with this porn. might make a mess of a spacecraft though

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This makes about as much sense as a elephant-farting fish flying through Miami Bay enduring a sub-zero blizzard in the middle of July.

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right? I dont see why everyone loves massive ass tits. 

 

so I read somewhere that once you get a erection in space it never goes down. so they will get their moneys worth with this porn. might make a mess of a spacecraft though

.....I'm now seriously considering moving to space lol

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.....I'm now seriously considering moving to space lol

hell yeah. 

 

how much would it be to get my name written on the girls ass? I mean, how sweet would it be when your friends saw the porn, and YOUR NAME WAS ON HER ASS.

 

10/10 would buy

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Oh humanity...

 

You know what they say, if the Porn Industry is onboard, everyone will follow.

 

Are they by chance taking Virgin Galactic?

 

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The film would probably be full of horrible one-liners and space puns, like "I can see Uranus."

And I wouldn't have it any other way.

 

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