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I need someone to describe KFC chicken very descriptively.

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Crispy warm yummy flavor blasted meat

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A very small portion of deep fried chicken with a very small portion of fries for a decent amount of money.

 

My description would be: "buy a box of 40 chicken nuggets for $8, now throw 32 in the trash. Now it's more like some KFC"

 

Note: I only went there once in the last decade and bought popcorn chicken and fries.

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Such heartattack...much non-real meat.

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Delicious.... With a bit of horse meat.

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It's shit IMO

 

Too salty, COVERED in oil and COVERED in batter.

 

sometimes I wonder if I'm eating really poorly prepared tempura that just got pulled out of a bucket of grease.

 

Don't even bother with napkins if you ever eat KFC, it's not going to do shit for you, skip straight to dish soap.

 

2/10 I don't even understand why they're popular. I literally only eat there if I'm being offered and struggle to figure out what to pick on the menu that I won't hate or have an existential crisis over how I can possibly be in such a state of filth.

 

their cole slaw and corn is ok, mashed potatoes without gravy gets a pass as well, better yet if you ever go to KFC don't bother with the chicken just eat the sides instead.

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Mmm I'm loving it

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I can describe it very well,

 

Nowhere NEAR as good as chick-fil-a. GOTTA LOVE THAT HOMOPHOBIC CHICKEN.

 

Seriously though, Chick-fil-a is the best tasting chicken I know of, I wish I could get the recipe to their breading.

 

Arby's is a close second, although there shit is way too expensive, and they no longer come in a 7 piece around here. (hate it when they do that)

 

Third would be the 32 piece chicken fries that they used to do at burger king, although now they pretend they never did a 32 piece. SOOOOO MUCH CHICKEN FRIES.....OM NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM. The chicken fries have the best packaging of all fast food chicken though. Got a spot for the sauce, fits in cupholder = winning

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Gross, disgusting ball of grease that taste like crap and has very little nutritional value.

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Golden and crispy fried chickeny goodness, soft inside , warm but not quite too hot. It tingles a little on your tounge due to spicy goodness , Its very mouthwatering with a few Fresh salty Fries and a thirst quenching Soft drink with Ice.

KFC_(Malaysia),_Hot_Wings_fried_chicken.

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It's shit IMO

 

Too salty, COVERED in oil and COVERED in batter.

 

sometimes I wonder if I'm eating really poorly prepared tempura that just got pulled out of a bucket of grease.

 

Don't even bother with napkins if you ever eat KFC, it's not going to do shit for you, skip straight to dish soap.

 

2/10 I don't even understand why they're popular. I literally only eat there if I'm being offered and struggle to figure out what to pick on the menu that I won't hate or have an existential crisis over how I can possibly be in such a state of filth.

 

their cole slaw and corn is ok, mashed potatoes without gravy gets a pass as well, better yet if you ever go to KFC don't bother with the chicken just eat the sides instead.

 

Non-sugercoated you should be a food reviewer... :P

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Dont care what kind of brand of fried chicken. Its all so good! Its gives me a mouthgasm.

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Non-sugercoated

I get this as a common complaint/compliment/comment.

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Sometimes the breading is like a piece of coral reef if you don't get it fresh. 

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Golden and crispy fried chickeny goodness, soft inside , warm but not quite too hot. It tingles a little on your tounge due to spicy goodness , Its very mouthwatering with a few Fresh salty Fries and a thirst quenching Soft drink with Ice.

KFC_(Malaysia),_Hot_Wings_fried_chicken.

 

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I ate KFC in Hong Kong and it tasted better than the KFC in the US.

Edit: What I ate at KFC in Hong Kong is better because they don't have grease, not too salty and not mostly batter. 

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take dry piece of chicken, saturate it in a cup of animal fat to make it feel soft, then stick some unknown crunchy shit on the outside and heat it until it is lukewarm.   I can never remember what it tastes like because I always feel ill from the all the oil with minutes of eating it.

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I get this as a common complaint/compliment/comment.

 

After our first bout...I actually kinda find it helpful.

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freaking delicious 

 

 

the amount of people with sensitive stomachs is too damn high

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Golden and crispy fried chickeny goodness, soft inside , warm but not quite too hot. It tingles a little on your tounge due to spicy goodness , Its very mouthwatering with a few Fresh salty Fries and a thirst quenching Soft drink with Ice.

KFC_(Malaysia),_Hot_Wings_fried_chicken.

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Golden and crispy fried chickeny goodness, soft inside , warm but not quite too hot. It tingles a little on your tounge due to spicy goodness , Its very mouthwatering with a few Fresh salty Fries and a thirst quenching Soft drink with Ice.

Posted ImageLies!! The fries are always limp and soggy........
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Buying fried chicken at a deli in a grocery store is better than buying fried chicken at KFC.

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Its ok maybe 1 every 1-2 years but its the kind of thing where I feel like I paid a 20$ hooker 500$ and woke up married to her ... Its a walk of shame after all is done. Its still tasty to me though.

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