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The World is Saved! The Selfie Toaster Is Here!

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Source: An article from the Kansas City Star

Order YOUR custom toaster here!

 

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You can now schmear butter all over your face every morning!

This little badboy allows you to toast your face in slices of bread! All thanks to our lord and savior Vermont Novelty Toaster Corp.

They cost 75$, which is a bargain when it comes to toasters, and you can customize it with a picture of you, your snake or your pet toad.

Shame it looks like a child's toy toaster

 

I can't imagine how many people will put *ahem* genitalia on their toasters... imagine that job. Making a toaster that burns penises on people's toasts...

Im gonna get one for my grandparents (not with my schlong, with my face) so they think of me every time they eat  :wub:  :wub:

They could really use a SquareSpace site though  :P

 

 

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Ugh, wrap me in liquorice and send me to the moon. I'm done.

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Fuck this shit.

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that's it, time for the insects to have their chance at evolutionary glory.

 

*pushes the button detonating every nuke on the planet*

Ketchup is better than mustard.

GUI is better than Command Line Interface.

Dubs are better than subs

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gonna buy one for my grandparents and tell em its a 3d printer

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KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DIE DIE DIE!

 

 

Wow......This might be my most angry day on Linus Tech Tips ever

 

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The "photocopying my butt" attitude will live on.

I'm not saying give people toast with a penis on them but..... you totally should 100% definitely give people toast with a penis on them.

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That's a whole new level of narcissism where you like to eat yourself.

The stone cannot know why the chisel cleaves it; the iron cannot know why the fire scorches it. When thy life is cleft and scorched, when death and despair leap at thee, beat not thy breast and curse thy evil fate, but thank the Builder for the trials that shape thee.
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