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7 types of women. for pc

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lol I just saw this on some comment section on facebook. (was posted by this dude  *****************) hahaha

 

There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...

1. HARD DISK Girls:

Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't leave even after format.

 

 

it kinda makes sense ^_^

Live your life like a dream.

 
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Type 8. 404 Girl:

Girl not found.

Gaming HTPC:

R5 5600X - Cryorig C7 - Asus ROG B350-i - EVGA RTX2060KO - 16gb G.Skill Ripjaws V 3333mhz - Corsair SF450 - 500gb 960 EVO - LianLi TU100B


Desktop PC:
R9 3900X - Peerless Assassin 120 SE - Asus Prime X570 Pro - Powercolor 7900XT - 32gb LPX 3200mhz - Corsair SF750 Platinum - 1TB WD SN850X - CoolerMaster NR200 White - Gigabyte M27Q-SA - Corsair K70 Rapidfire - Logitech MX518 Legendary - HyperXCloud Alpha wireless


Boss-NAS [Build Log]:
R5 2400G - Noctua NH-D14 - Asus Prime X370-Pro - 16gb G.Skill Aegis 3000mhz - Seasonic Focus Platinum 550W - Fractal Design R5 - 
250gb 970 Evo (OS) - 2x500gb 860 Evo (Raid0) - 6x4TB WD Red (RaidZ2)

Synology-NAS:
DS920+
2x4TB Ironwolf - 1x18TB Seagate Exos X20

 

Audio Gear:

Hifiman HE-400i - Kennerton Magister - Beyerdynamic DT880 250Ohm - AKG K7XX - Fostex TH-X00 - O2 Amp/DAC Combo - 
Klipsch RP280F - Klipsch RP160M - Klipsch RP440C - Yamaha RX-V479

 

Reviews and Stuff:

GTX 780 DCU2 // 8600GTS // Hifiman HE-400i // Kennerton Magister
Folding all the Proteins! // Boincerino

Useful Links:
Do you need an AMP/DAC? // Recommended Audio Gear // PSU Tier List 

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Type 9. SSD Girl

Goes through guys faster then you can say flash disk

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Oh well...

You forgot the "red LED" woman(if you know what I mean).Never make her angry.

i5 4670k @ 4.2GHz (Coolermaster Hyper 212 Evo); ASrock Z87 EXTREME4; 8GB Kingston HyperX Beast DDR3 RAM @ 2133MHz; Asus DirectCU GTX 560; Super Flower Golden King 550 Platinum PSU;1TB Seagate Barracuda;Corsair 200r case. 

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Joshua Ondangan  gotta update this post:

 

Type 8. 404 Girl:
Girl not found.

 

10. Plug and play

11. Makes your software hardware

CPU: Ryzen 2600 GPU: RX 6800 RAM: ddr4 3000Mhz 4x8GB  MOBO: MSI B450-A PRO Display: 4k120hz with freesync premium.

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Nvidia girl

 

Really hot...

Ryzen 5 1500x, Noctua NH-L9x65 SE-AM4, GA-AB350N, 16GB 1600Mhz, EVGA GTX 970, 250GB Samsung 960 Evo, 120GB Samsung 840 Evo, 1TB WD Green & 2TB Seagate Barracuda. 650w OCZ ZX & Cooler Master Elite 130. Acer CB241HQK 4K, LG IPS234V-PN 1080p, Ducky Zero Shine All Blue/Anne Pro Brown/SteelSeries Apex Pro & Razer Naga 2014

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Nvidia girl

 

Really hot...

Don't you mean AMD? Mhahahahahahahahahahha!!

Do not  as I  do, and  not  as I say. Instead do as you may..

 

HSS Revenir: CPU=i7 5960x @4.5GHz Heatsink=Corsair H100i MOBO=ROG Rampage 5 RAM=Kingston HyperX Predator 16GB @3000MHz SSD=Corsair Neutron GTX 480GB GPU=R9 295x2 PSU=Corsair AX1500i OS=Windows 7 Ultimate

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and ask for more money when ever she get a chance ;)

NVidia Girl: Pretty and expensive.

 

AMD Girl: Ultra hot, has some... Issues.

Do not  as I  do, and  not  as I say. Instead do as you may..

 

HSS Revenir: CPU=i7 5960x @4.5GHz Heatsink=Corsair H100i MOBO=ROG Rampage 5 RAM=Kingston HyperX Predator 16GB @3000MHz SSD=Corsair Neutron GTX 480GB GPU=R9 295x2 PSU=Corsair AX1500i OS=Windows 7 Ultimate

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Fixed. You can add more :D Maybe i figure some out for nvidia.

NVidia Girl: Pretty and expensive. She has some nice unique features like she likes to play in the shadows, so people put more money on her.

(? bad word play, halp! )

 

AMD Girl: Ultra hot, has some... Issues. Overcock really good, has big bandwidth and has good memory. She is also screaming if you put a load on her, big temper!

 

No likes so far...

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GPU Girl: Increases your FPS (faps per second)

CPU: AMD RYZEN 7 3700x | CPU Cooler: AMD Wraith Prism | Motherboard: MSI MPG X570 Gaming Plus | Memory: Corsair Vengeance RGB Pro 16GB (2x8GB) | SSD: Samsung 970 Plus 250GB NVME, WD Blue 2TB m.2, Crucial M500 240GB | GPU: EVGA GTX 1080 FTW | PSU: Seasonic G-Series 550W | CASE: Corsair 220T RGB

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DVD Drive Girl: Can take in some

Blu-Ray Drive Girl: Can take it all

USB 2.0 Girl: Takes forever

USB 3.0 Girl: Gets things done fast

COMPUTER - Enermax Ostrog Gt | Asus M5A99FX R2.0 | AMD FX-8350 | Cooler Master Hyper 212 Evo | Sapphire R9 270X Dual-X 4GB | 2x 4GB G.Skill Sniper 1866mhz | Crucial M500 240GB | WD Blue 1TB

NAS - NZXT H440 | Asus H97 Plus | Intel Pentium G3258 | Stock Intel Fan | 2x 4GB G.Skill Sniper 1866mhz | MyDigitalSSD M.2 64GB | 4x 2TB WD Red

LAPTOP - Microsoft Surface Pro 3 | Intel i5 | 128GB SSD + 64GB MicroSD | 4GB Ram :)

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The original post was good.. But IMO some of these comments don't make sense. 

 

 

This is what happens when you bring girls and geeks together... 

| CPU: AMD A8 | MOBO: MSI 7778 | GPU: Asus GTX 650Ti | Case: Corsair 200r |


| SSD: PNY 120gb | HHD: WD Blue 1tb | PSU: Cooler Master 750W |


| peripherals: Corsair Vengeance M65 & Razer Black Widow Ultimate |

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Nvidia girl

 

Really hot...

Ok i have to leave this one here:

R9 290X stock girl:

REALLLYLLYYY LOUD DURING ACTION :D

Owner of a top of the line 13" MacBook Pro with Retina Display (Dual Boot OS X El Capitan & Win 10):
Core i7-4558U @ 3.2GHz II Intel Iris @ 1200MHz II 1TB Apple/Samsung SSD II 16 GB RAM @ 1600MHz

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The original post was good.. But IMO some of these comments don't make sense. 

 

 

This is what happens when you bring girls and geeks together... 

Guilty!

 

Ok i have to leave this one here:

R9 290X stock girl:

REALLLYLLYYY LOUD DURING ACTION :D

Dangit, now why didn't I think of that!?

Do not  as I  do, and  not  as I say. Instead do as you may..

 

HSS Revenir: CPU=i7 5960x @4.5GHz Heatsink=Corsair H100i MOBO=ROG Rampage 5 RAM=Kingston HyperX Predator 16GB @3000MHz SSD=Corsair Neutron GTX 480GB GPU=R9 295x2 PSU=Corsair AX1500i OS=Windows 7 Ultimate

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CASE FANS girl:

great at blowing

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Cherry MX Blue Keyboard Girls:

make a lot of sounds when you.. press their buttons.. so to speak

​My Build log of the Satan's Cave PC Desk Project is starting to get in action! Come check it out if you feel like it  :) 

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Type 8. 404 Girl:

Girl not found.

504 girl

Gateway timeout girl - friendzoned.

 

Am I doing it right?

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Laptop girl. Just lay and she`ll do the work.

Desktop girl. Desk is her favourite place to do it.

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hct hd2 type girls, extremely modder friendly

and moto E type girls ; built to last,priced for all

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