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Candy.

A net.

Rope.

It gon' look like dis in't it?

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It gon' look like dis in't it?

Why would it look like that? Get your mind out of the gutter. Especially the gutter with a ton of children.

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Why would it look like that? Get your mind out of the gutter. Especially the gutter with a ton of children.

Ey, man, I thought this was 'bout creepn' them cashier ladies out. We gots ta' provide sum imagerery fo' the excitement.

 

Edit: I really don't know why I decided to do a Southern drawl for the past posts.

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Lube, a bag of carrots and a copy of Equestrian Weekly.

All with a lustful look about me while wearing an overcoat.

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The Hunger Games dvd

Bow

Arrows

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Cucumber

Vaseline 

Rubber gloves

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Never been to a Walmart, so I have no idea what they sell. However, this is my list

  • A copy of Dogs Life
  • A dog whistle
  • Condoms

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Diet Cola

Mentos

Anarchist's Cook Book 

 

Not sure if the Anarchist's Cook book is a physical book you can buy. I could be wrong, but I thought its something you have to download online.

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AR15 Rifle, Lube and a DVD with Teletubbies.

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Not sure if the Anarchist's Cook book is a physical book you can buy. I could be wrong, but I thought its something you have to download online.

It can be bought as a physical book. But I don't think Wallmart would sell it.

http://www.amazon.com/The-Anarchist-Cookbook-William-Powell/dp/0974458902/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1400333176&sr=8-1&keywords=anarchist+cookbook

 

My next 3 items

  • Acetone
  • Hard packing foam
  • Lighters

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Spray paint

Condoms

Duct tape

PCs

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The largest condoms they sell.

The largest bottle of lube they sell.
Rope.

 

Then i'd flirt outrageously and loudly with the guy behind the counter. 

He'll have nightmares for months 

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A Teddy bear

Pair of Scissors

Condoms

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Not sure if the Anarchist's Cook book is a physical book you can buy. I could be wrong, but I thought its something you have to download online.

Sssshhh...just roll with it. 

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--Binoculars

 

--Lube

 

--Book about how animals mate

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1.Candy

2.sleeping pills that look like the candy

3.a butt ton of wet wipes.

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A book about Washington DC/ or the white house

30/06 rifle with a scope I would prefer and .308 or 50 cal but 30/06 is much easier to find in the walmarts around here.

A road map.

 

Which while I was checking our I would be talking loudly about how I hate the government and how some one needs to do something about it and start talking about my trip to DC.

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Bag of Fertilizer

Empty Gasoline Can

Egg Timer

"A picture is starting to form here... I wonder if it's accurate? Some pieces don't quite seem to fit. Or maybe I just don't like the way it looks."

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Pressure Cooker

Box of nails

Backpack

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Various Barbies

Vasoline

Camera w/tripod

 

+ Tell the cashier you can't wait to film your latest movie with your newfound friends

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