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Rag

Hockey mask

Chainsaw

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Cucumber

Comdoms

50 Shades of Grey

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shovel , barrel and acitone

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Do they have knifes? If so:

 

  • Knife
  • Bed sheets
  • Shovel

i'm a potato

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A potato, tomato and air gun

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Do they have knifes? If so:

 

  • Knife
  • Bed sheets
  • Shovel

 

 

Some Walmarts sell guns. Although mine only sells ammo.

 

Edit: and yes they also sell knives.

 

 

 

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candles

barbie doll

bottle of lube

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Socks

Sandals

A camera

"M. Aronnax." replied the Canadian, "your arguments are rotten at the foundation. You speak in the future, 'We shall be there! we shall be here!' I speak in the present, 'We are here, and we must profit by it.'"

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  • Condoms

Contingency plan

Coathanger

Tampons

Mein Führer... I CAN WALK !!

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Syrup of ipecac, a snow shovel, and a ball of rubber bands.

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• Lube

• Adult Diapers

• Chainsaw

Lol then ask the cashier.."Sooo where do your kids go to school"..LOL

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duffle bags

largest plastic wrap available

all dexter seasons

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My Sweet Love Interactive Baby Doll

Ten Gallons of Vegetable Oil

Super size jar of Mayo

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can of coke

 

lube

 

thomas the tank engine dvd

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can of coke

 

lube

 

thomas the tank engine dvd

don't you mean the train :P

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don't you mean the train :P

 

Tank engine is a type of train, and "Thomas the Tank Engine" was his full name. Knowledge of random kids show facts is one of my many useless skills. Growing up I was forced to do my homework in the same room as my brother and sister while they would watch TV, and I swear it caused brain damage of some sort. To this day I know every line from every f*cking Barney video they watched. Even the ads that would run in the beginning. *Shudders* Those were some dark times.

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Pack of 9V batteries

Diapers

Motor Oil

 

Alternatively

 

Crisco grease

A butterball turkey

Book on human anatomy

 

And for nerdy giggles....

 

Macbook

Can of raid

Norton anti virus for Windows

 

 

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Grape juice

Orange juice

Box of .45 ACP rounds - yes, Walmart sells firearms and ammunition

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Macbook

Can of raid

Norton anti virus for Windows

i do not think they have Macbooks

 

but they do have Macs and  books :D

my computer beats all computers in a 1,000 NM radius

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  • a kid's bike
  • candy
  • lube

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butane

 

coffee filters

 

pyrex glassware

 

I gots the rest :)

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