Best WTF? Amazon toys...

[tharvey]

http://www.amazon.com/PLAYMOBIL%C2%AE-36138-Playmobil-Security-Check/dp/B0002CYTL2/ref=sr_1_1?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1398969318&sr=1-1&keywords=playmobil+security+checkpoint

[Izaya Orihara]

what about it?

[PlenumRated]

I have that from when I was younger!

[Virgule]

This one's better. 

[tharvey]

what about it?

 

Just seeing what weird toys people could find on Amazon...

[Askew]

This one's better. 

[spwath]

what about it?

Read the reviews....

[theelitegamer]

Dont see what's wrong... a they checking her before she enters the plane

[Virgule]

[helping]

"Ma'am, we're going to have to do a full body pat-down and cavity search"

[GeekySole9354]

The reviews are just really weird!

[spwath]

Dont see what's wrong... a they checking her before she enters the plane

Read the reviews

[spwath]

Lol

[Askew]

"Ma'am, we're going to have to do a full body pat-down and cavity search"

[tharvey]

[tharvey]

[HeathCliff]

Not really much of a WTF, but the review is f*cking amazing. (Even if it's quite old)

 

I purchased this after I was confronted by some punks demanding that I hand over my money. I'm a relatively fit guy, but I was no match for them. That is when I realized that I need to protect myself. The day after I bought this product I went to the very same Wal-Mart parking lot when I was first mugged. I approached the group of hooligans standing outside the entrance, concealing my secret weapon.

I cooly asked "Remember me?".
One of them looked up and said, "Have you come back to buy some Samoas or Thin Mints? My Girl Scout Troop needs to raise more money!"
I replied with "you're not taking my money this time". "But sir, they're delicious!", she said.

I whipped out my Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun hand and shouted "WRONG MOVE B****!" The five girl scouts ran away screaming.

As I pounded my chest in victory, I accidentally activated the stun gun and applied 950,000 Volts to my right nipple. I woke up 4 hours later to the sound of heavy footsteps. Those Girl Scouts had brought their fathers. But I was ready. I lunged at the largest one with a cry of "RAGGLE FRAGGLE!!!" and hit him in the stomach. He hit the ground harder than a fat kid on a jungle gym.

As the others began to circle around me, I changed techniques. Holding both of my hands in tight fists, I rased my arms to my sides and initiated the helicopter spin. They all backed off, fearing my impressive RPM. After a while I started getting dizzy, and one of the fathers decided to try to tackle me. As he ran to me stood there, dizzy and queasy; time was going real slow. Then I remembered. I had eaten lunch at Chipotle and the burrito was fighting its way back up my stomach.

I tuned toward my enemy and launched a stream of projectile vomit at him, knocking him to the ground. Then I started singing "Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the.... FLOOOOORRR!!!!"

I grabbed my Knuckle Blasher Stun Gun and shoved it into my mouth, running headfirst at my foes, electrocuting them with my teeth. Eventually they were all unconscious, and I walked home victorious.

[techswede]

Not really much of a WTF, but the review is f*cking amazing. (Even if it's quite old)

--Snip--

If that guy ever wrote a book. I'd buy it in a heartbeat. That's hillarious

[Adamuchan]

 

Warn us before posting that. Lol.

[Askew]

[helping]

I damn near fell out of my chair when the fire alarm came on

 

The world would be a lot more boring without Japan, made me think of polandball comic

[Admire]

This one's better. 

 

Well, God is Jesus, and Jesus is God.........If jesus made a comeback tour, doing in that outfit might not be a bad move.