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Optometrist (eye doctor)

"Any technique, however worthy and desirable, becomes a disease when the mind is obsessed with it."- Bruce Lee
"Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori."-Quintus Horatius Flaccus

i7 920 / X58 E758 / 6GB / GTX 275 / 128GB / 1000W

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I play with "stuff", and give out free candy

Ryzen 7 5800X     Corsair H115i Platinum     ASUS ROG Crosshair VIII Hero (Wi-Fi)     G.Skill Trident Z 3600CL16 (@3800MHzCL16 and other tweaked timings)     

MSI RTX 3080 Gaming X Trio    Corsair HX850     WD Black SN850 1TB     Samsung 970 EVO Plus 1TB     Samsung 840 EVO 500GB     Acer XB271HU 27" 1440p 165hz G-Sync     ASUS ProArt PA278QV     LG C8 55"     Phanteks Enthoo Evolv X Glass     Logitech G915      Logitech MX Vertical      Steelseries Arctis 7 Wireless 2019      Windows 10 Pro x64

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Dear Linus,

This breaks your own code of conduct under section 4

"Posting nonsensical messages"

Thanks and have a nice day. 

<3

[9:01:47 PM] Slick: And the award for life time acheivement in the field of "maker of the least amount of sense" goes to Kilmer.

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AMD 8350 // 8 GB Corsair Ram // PNY 780 Ti // Asus 1080p Monitor // Antec 120mm AIO // CM Quickfire TK w/ Custom Caps  // RAT 5 mouse // Audio Technica m50x // Behringer 4-line + Line6 8-line Audio Interfaces

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I iz one Dem gramartical ezperts

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Professional Litecoin miner for a company, still in the start-up stage but yeah

MSI GT70-One-899NL | i7-3630QM | Nvidia GTX675MX | 12GB 1600mhz ddr3 | 128gb mSata ssd | 1TB hdd | 17.3 Full HD non-glare | Killer E2200 

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Oooh.... Crap... *self-bans for 24 hours*

in soviet forum, users ban admin!

AMD 8350 // 8 GB Corsair Ram // PNY 780 Ti // Asus 1080p Monitor // Antec 120mm AIO // CM Quickfire TK w/ Custom Caps  // RAT 5 mouse // Audio Technica m50x // Behringer 4-line + Line6 8-line Audio Interfaces

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I update Windows every time the notice comes up

AMD Phenom II x4 955 - Gigabyte GA-870A-UD3 - XFX HD7870 CORE - 60 GB OCZ Agility 3 - 1 TB Western Digital Green - 1 TB Hitachi DeskStar


OCZ ModXstream 600W - 16 GB Corsair XMS3 - Cooler Master HAF 912 Plus - Logitech G110 - Speedlink Kudos - Sennheiser HD 518


Steam The reason I am still alive Dark Theme

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According to my friends and family I'm a 

 

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"Computer expert"

 

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"You know I was taught that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. You feeling me cocksucker?"

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"Ethernet is internet juice. You have to press the internet really hard and you will get it."

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"My quantum milk machine brings every boy to all the yards." non futuis et sursum

 

PC Specs! | I7-950 | 24GB RAM | 10TB Storage | GTX 970 Strix and a 560TI DCUII for Physx | 120GB 840 + 250GB 850 EVO | Asus xonar DGX

 

 

Please take a moment to look over the forum CoC here.

 

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Oooh.... Crap... *self-bans for 24 hours*

That would be the honorable thing to do.

[9:01:47 PM] Slick: And the award for life time acheivement in the field of "maker of the least amount of sense" goes to Kilmer.

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I`m a Godzilla and I have a potato...

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I fight off evil frogs the size of tanks. 

Corsair 600T White | Gigabyte Z77-UD3H | Intel Core i5-2500k | 8GB Gskill Ares@1600MHz | Gigabyte G1 GTX970 | OCZ ZT 550 | Western Digital Caviar Blue 500GB | Western Digital Caviar Black 1TB | Samsung 840 EVO 250GB (boot) | Full Custom Loop | NZXT HUE

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