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I sign up to forums to reply to threads about what people do for a living.

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I am a professional Mustache Groomer

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this was probably a serious topic, but then linus had to come in with that. getting real tired of your shit linus!

Well that escalated quickly.

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I work for a small video production group. I don't sleep a lot, and the pay isn't great. I put in so much (unpaid) overtime, it's borderline inhumane. Also I have to run the company forum, which is a total bitch to deal with. I could easily sue my boss for sexual harassment, but who knows? Maybe this thing will take off and I'll be rollin' in the benjamins. 

 

 

 

Oh wait....

 

 

 

That's Slick.

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Oooh.... Crap... *self-bans for 24 hours*

Wow...Linus did ban himself...XD

Anyways, for a living, I contemplate the fact that my rig isn't strong enough.

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No just found out Linus is in the shower listening to some polka 

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Pixxie_Payne I reviewed your profile. Anyway i can see some of your work?

last commercial work i did was programming lighting for the Frostbite 2 engine which was used for BF3 since then i have been teaching

Character artist in the Games industry.

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Guess I'll go with serious answer, I'm an environmental chemist. 

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last commercial work i did was programming lighting for the Frostbite 2 engine which was used for BF3 since then i have been teaching

OMG PLEASE TEACH ME!!!!!

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OMG PLEASE TEACH ME!!!!!

i programme by trial and error, i cant really teach it,

the way i teach is by showing the basics and then allowing people to advance it on there own. that way they learn on there own and know what they are doing rather than following a guide

Character artist in the Games industry.

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I read the Terms & Conditions for all family and friends application installs.

 

Previously to this I was like :

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well what do you do for work?

 

my official work title is "Game specialist", i basicly do everything and anything relating to computer games including:

  • Game programming
  • Game design
  • Game development
  • 3d modeling
  • Animation (2D and 3D)
  • Concept art
  • Storyboarding
  • Story telling
  • Testing
  • Desktop building
  • Desktop modding
  • Gaming hardware
  • and anything related to computer games basicly

 

do you make mods? :O

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do you make mods? :o

in my spare time

Character artist in the Games industry.

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I cut grass,put up dry wall,fix laptops, and what ever pays money.

Life is pain. Anyone who says any different is either selling something or the government.

 

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I also help my blankets keep warm and they reward me with....

Life is pain. Anyone who says any different is either selling something or the government.

 

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i fix broken stuff by day and go around scavenging scraps of aluminum by night... say do you have any aluminum? It's getting dark where i am.

(1) high frame rate (2) ultra graphics settings (3) cheap...>> choose only two<<...

 

if it's never been done then i'm probably tryna do it. (((((((Bass so low it HERTZ)))))))

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