What do you do for a living? (trollable)

[phillychuck]

Fat, unemployed type 2 diabetic 40yo male American with club foot.

 

Resume: Repaired consumer electronics from 1990-2000, delivered pizza, drove a taxi for a few years, been a half ass mr. mom for the past few years.  I did try working for Lionbridge, hated it.

 

Prospects: None until Death.

 

Cheerful isn't it, I'm kinda used to it now.

[ixi_your_face]

 

Self-explanatory.

 

LOL jk, I work on IT helpdesk.

 

Isn't that the exact same as the gif? :P

[Magebot]

I troll people.

[ThreePinkApples]

I troll people.

That's Linus' job

[kn100]

I respect women.

 

While I doubt anyones gonna get that reference, I work for an Internet Service Provider here in the UK!

[kristaps552]

I CANNOT THINK OF ANYTHING.! But, I like Candy.

[Bluejay0]

I am a high school student and working and am Sub-Director at Octagon USA and professionally build computers for businesses and gamers

[Hoppa]

I unbox food :|

then put it on a shelf

[Darkesthaze]

I watch kids.

 

U better be working in a nursery or else .....

..

[TechFan@ic]

I watch kids.

This sounds extremely creepy.

[Testbuilds]

I spread thermal paste on my friends' sandwiches

[ericlee30]

I do PHP, Java, mySQL,C++,HTML, and VB scripting, for a Boy scout uniform company in Tampa Florida, I also take care of the networking when my CEO is on Vacation, My office is right next to my CEO's office, and no I did not know my CEO before I got the job, I have worked for this company for the past 6 years,I started off working in the factory part, printing emblems on the uniforms and shirts,about 4 years ago my CEO was having problems finding someone that could write multiple scripts really fast, like in a one week dead line,I went to him and told him I could do it, and that is when I got my chance to shine.  It is not exactly what I wanted to do in my field, but what I like about the company the most is that they treat everyone that works there like family, whether or not you have worked there for a week or for 20 years. It is one of the best companies I have ever worked for.

[Winther]

It can't end until at least one subject dies.

ohhh, thats why your hiring more people all the time..

 

now I know where I dont want to work..! (sadly, we both know thats a lie) :D

[ToxicPT]

Isn't that the exact same as the gif? :P

Well, when you receive ~50 support tickets in the same second, yes, it's like that.

[Laksen]

I Y0losW@g all day longgggg

[Bob]

I sleep 10 hrs a night and then study. 

[Mentalguy]

I stalk Linus for my day job. In my spare time I troll on the internet.

[Lbv]

I eat bacon for a living

[Lystfiskern]

I catch fish

[J-man]

I do maintenance on several industrial buildings.  Every day starts with picking up trash because apparently garbage cans do not exist.  After that it could be construction, electrical, plumbing, etc.  Just depends on what needs to be done.  More often than not it depends on what a tenant decides to destroy and subsequently lie about that day.  

[ToxicPT]

I eat bacon for a living

[LapX]

I sit at my computer and watch Linus videos. Jealous ?

[SuperJeRoT]

I do sh*t man!

[Bicko96]

i am a truck driver (like the big articulated trucks) and as another guy said my family thinks im a "Computer Expert" :)

[Konn]

Hobo, so nothing really.