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but the condition was they got to listen to all your calls, read all your comms and profile everything you did online would you take one?

 

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Hell fucking no, because there's probably not a 100% chance you're being monitored right this second, and every single move.

 

EDIT: I'm paying for it because I have to? 

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Every smartphone in the world can be used as a listening device, DUn.. Dun.. Dun....It's already happening ..

Details separate people.

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I'd accept

And use a very sleazy and downright disturbing voice for all calls.

+ i'd end every sentence with a very suggestive "mmmmmmmm" 

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As long as I don't know anything about it I don't care. Before Snowden published the information nobody cared and I don't see why anybody should care now. 

 

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Id get one , and use it as a trolling device

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If your answer was no, why do you pay for them now?

Because the NSA is the only one doing this, and this is the first time in history a government has tried to spy on its or another nation's citizens. 

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but the condition was they got to listen to all your calls, read all your comms and profile everything you did online would you take one?

They already do?

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1.) No terrorist or threat to the US would use this service, which makes you less suspicious.

2.) The NSA's access to our phones is already maxed out, meaning that you are just getting a free phone.

 

Some major flaws in your question, OP.

 

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1.) No terrorist or threat to the US would use this service, which makes you less suspicious.

2.) The NSA's access to our phones is already maxed out, meaning that you are just getting a free phone.

 

no 2 was the point of the post

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no 2 was the point of the post

"but the condition was they got to listen to all your calls, read all your comms and profile everything you did online would you take one?"

They already listen to our calls as much as they want to, so you get the same risk of being listened to while getting a free phone. And like I said, using this plan where you KNOW the NSA is listening would make you less suspicious because no major threat would use this plan.

 

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Nah, wouldn't like knowing I'm being constantly monitored. The phone calls aren't a big deal, but what software I use and the data I have on the device is my own business and right now they ahve no way to access it.

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Maybe, Maybe if I got a PhoneBloks phone.

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I absolutely would and they would get a fine map of my asshole. send a text, take a picture of my asshole, make a call, take a picture of my asshole, search something online, take a picture of my asshole, take a picture, take a picture of my asshole, cheeks spread wide, really get artistic with it so that if anyone has to go through my stuff every second thing will be my asshole.

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but the condition was they got to listen to all your calls, read all your comms and profile everything you did online would you take one?

 

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No. I don't own a tracking device that makes phone calls in the first place.

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Will they pay for the plan too? I don't actually have a cell phone, haven't had one in years. Can't be bothered to pay for any of it.

 

But yes, I would. I have no expectation of privacy outside my bedroom.

 

 

Also, if you want something to be private, don't send it through the airwaves or internet. Even if the NSA isn't recording you, your carrier is.

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I'd accept.  To be frank if an organization that employes thousands of people (many of whom are smarter and moar musculey than I) wanted to screw me over, they could do so quite easily without the need to give me a free device.

I'm not Will Smith, and life isn't the movie "Enemy of the State".  To be honest I think people should be far more concerned with Google than the NSA.

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As long as I don't know anything about it I don't care. Before Snowden published the information nobody cared and I don't see why anybody should care now. 

 

I live happiness than to know everything and be sad and worried all the time. 

Ignorance is bliss, as they say.

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